Once in a while, I go through the budget
and I see what the show is spending money on.
And usually, it goes to helping people in need
or making churros for our churro chomper.
Sometimes I find personal items people
bought for their offices.
And like my-- for instance, my producer Johnny,
he paid to frame this picture of Justin Bieber.
And then my producer Matt paid to frame this picture
of my producer Johnny.
And that's in his office.
And I also found out that my producer Mary
bought a thousand-dollar treadmill desk.
And-- hi, Mary.
I think it's great.
And I think it's good to work hard and to stay in shape.
But I wanted to see if it was being used.
So what I did was on Monday, I put a penny
on the corner of the treadmill.
And I figured nobody would notice.
But like if she's using it or something,
it would fall off probably, you know,
because the treadmill is being used.
And then I checked on Tuesday.
And then there's the penny.
Then I checked again on Wednesday.
And it was still there.
Thursday, again-- still there.
Mary, have you been using your treadmill?
Listen, first of all, don't answer that.
I know you couldn't use it much last season
because of your rash.
Right.
And-- I mean, that could have made it spread, I guess.
Right.
The rash went away.
And I'm never going to mention it again.
Thank you, Ellen.
The rash, that is.
But why haven't you been using the treadmill?
I've been a little busy.
You have been busy.
You know what?
You're right.
I've been a little busy.
You spend a lot of time here.
And-- but you spent money on it.
And I have to worry about the budget.
You know, that's just my job.
Yep.
So I want to make sure it's being used.
So I arranged to have it brought here
because you're here, mostly.
Yay!
Woo!
Yep.
Here.
I have [INAUDIBLE].
Woo!
All right.
Who controls it?
It should-- I'm controlling it.
So--
Great.
I have the remote control right here.
All right, has it started?
It's started.
So I could make it go faster.
It's a little slow.
No, I know.
I'm going to make it go much faster, Mary.
Right.
Whenever you're ready.
I'm trying.
Yeah?
How's that going?
I don't-- well, it's not going as well as I'd like it to go.
No?
Let me just jump to four.
Oh, great.
There's Andy.
No, it's not going.
I just was a little late today.
[BEEPING]
Oh, it has to make that noise?
Yep, keep [INAUDIBLE].
This one.
The arrow.
Yep.
That's what I was doing, but--
OK.
[BEEPING]
No?
Am I going to become a fail video?
It's going faster-- not yet, but.
[BEEPING]
Come on.
Yeah, I want it to go much faster.
OK.
You just sit right there.
So how's that?
Yeah?
That's a nice pace, right?
What's it at right now?
The speed is 3.4.
OK, let's get it up to 3.7.
I've been on it for a minute.
Get it up to what?
And you're going to stay on that the whole show.
OK.
Because you-- I know you miss it.
I should.
I know that you want to be on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I might as well just start this while I'm doing that, so--
Yeah, you could see--
get your steps in.
Woo!
Good!
Mary, it was-- I'm sorry, I didn't even
say thank you for being here or anything,
because she was freaking out that I was on the wrong mark.
She's like, what?
Yeah.
I could see that she was panicked.
But anyway, I just wanted to say thank you
for being here, and back at you, all that energy.
So yeah, because I could see she was panicked.
I was.
So I jumped to the--
Mary, how far have you walked so far?
Two miles.
2.6 miles.
Oh, that's great.
OK.
So we'll leave it out every day?
Should you do that every day here?
Sure, why not?
All right.