I'm ray I'm 84 years old I only started performing when I was 72 my biggest
supporter is my wife we met in a university extension class in 1980 I
loved writing about romance whether it's love gained or love lost and I want to
show America that you can have talented 94 whatever just by bein on line hello
it's just working yeah I guess you're you antastic okay mmm we could go on all
night like this yes you want to yeah I wouldn't be great what is your name
my name is Ray Gesell would you share with us your age is that ray of meat
I've got plenty to share yeah 84
eighty-four are you excited to be here I've never performed before judges
before I've appeared before judges crane what will you be doing for us today a
song I've written can't wait to hear it alrighty thank you
thank you sir very good that's wonderful
okay and for my second song I'd like to
I met this girl she's just great this girl I just adore the problem is
she has much more than I had bargained for
she's got that style she's got that smile she's got the walk she's got the
tuck she's got that zing there's just one thing she's got a penis
what to wear that girlish great Swedish got his ass too bad she has a penis
always some failure always some flaw ain't that what they call Murphy's Law
but male genitalia that's where I draw the line
besides hers is bigger than mine my life cuz under that dress she's gotta pee
thank you very much yes so you wrote the song he said right yes didn't happen to
you
is this a true story and you turn it into a song
well actually something like that happened to a friend of mine oh I know
those friend of mine things but this is true actually you have no idea what you
just did in my house my children are all sitting in the audience and they all
will be singing that song later on tomorrow
catchy tunes they don't run like that anymore
pray tell you something you know I'm really thinking you're a breath of fresh
air one of those that are a waste of time I was gonna buzz him and then all
of a sudden you kicked in with that brilliant lyric and and you know what
good for you you know you hear 84 year old guy you think 84 year old guys have
lost their sense of humor you've got it in spades you're doing some even at an
earlier age absolutely Mel B Ray you are a naughty funny dirty ol
thank you dear and I loved it maybe the last thing law thank you we need more
laughter how are you were up on your feet I love it I'll tell you something
you're funny and witty and personable and I just I can't see enough of you I
love you mr. Jessup
yes
how are you angry why you laughing
what's your name my name is Darcy win okay it does he who's that
my name's petunia my towles is it a bunny
yes is that a real bunny why did you both decide to enter the show well it
was one of my big dreams but also I would really like to keep vitriolic
wisdom alive because it's not common you know so well listen dusty best of luck I
really hope you both so much
are you ready yeah I'm already hit what you're gonna see oh boy
Wow
to the
Oh baby
you know it's really sweet your papi I'm guessing is exactly like you very
charming and adorable you made my heart melt you were
brilliant I'm trying to describe how amazing it
was
oh my god
he was like Christine that was you
how are you good how are you I'm so great
what's your name I'm lettuce like the salad lettuce my surnames rhuebottom
like rowing than both and hung I think you might be the poshest contestant
we've ever had oh and I think yours oh the poshest
person to ever come to Birmingham
my name is lettuce rows row buffer I am 24 years old and I live in Surrey when I
was four my parents gave me a plastic violin and I was furious I really wanted
a real violin really dad when they gave me a real one I just took
to it like doctor water I'm definitely not prepared I listened to the track
this morning in the car on the way here which I probably shouldn't tell anyone
that and very honest it would be interesting to see what the judges think
Simon Cowell very clever trap he's got his fingers in so many pies I'm too
hungover to be nervous it's great
so why are you here today because I would love to share my um thing talent
if it is I don't know Oh people and make more people happy hopefully uh well
lettuce we're intrigued are you whenever you're ready let us grow both
some lettuce yeah yeah
hello will Jones I love your style thank you very fresh prince of bel-air
thank you I love it like it's sick where you from Shreveport Louisiana
another man yeah and how old are you 17 17 yes sir
just yes it's fine yes sir
baby lock the door in turn the lights down all the powerful baby we
place you though you understand thinking about this all day long
I can't believe how much it turns me on just be your man
don't you meet me they
we're on now or you don't
Oh long you lock the doors in life
go on it though
got no play Oh
I hope you understand or be thinking about this all day never felt a feeling
that describes I
Oh zippy you're dead
I go how are you
so who are you we are the fourth power from the Philippines nice to meet you so
who put the group together we are sisters Wow
and you're are you all live in England no no all the way from the peas no I'm
excited and how does it feel being up here now
good yes hi I'm a beam I'm Irene I'm ho Mira I'm Celina and Br
we started singing as a group since 2001 we've been competing in the different
places some people saying just give up you're not gonna make it and we're like
no we love this we love we want to make our parents always
good luck thank you
okay okay Cheryl girls you just absolutely took Wembley's roof Oh
you came on you're so demure the music kicks in you all turn in to call
it's like you're monsters but like my new monsters the passion the voices and
the attitude and I was just like I want to be this car
when Billy what just happened this is gonna blow up the audition has just
changed over yet
we get people saying it's the British x-factor you know should it just be open
to British people and they've always said we welcome talent from all over the
world and you are incredibly well in terms of first auditions this is
probably one of the best I've ever seen
Klaus why the British x-factor because we wanted to see you
well apart for me what else we wanted to see Queen Elizabeth I could arrange that
Nick yes or no through my favorite girl band
so yes Rita your see it's a yes for me
and it's a yes from me both power you have the biggest four
yeses
you