[MUSIC]
FELICIA: I'm gonna go learn how to make some soap.
So I am here in the Klean Spa, which is in back of Mindful
Nest in Burbank, California.
And this is Jen.
She is the sensual mixtress.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah.
Thank you.
FELICIA: Of the Klean Spa.
So I knew I was coming to make soap today.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yes.
FELICIA: Because this is my show and I arranged it.
[LAUGHTER]
FELICIA: So I had my friend Gregor [INAUDIBLE]
make me a custom-- there's my hair on that.
He made me a mold of my Flog logo.
Look at that.
Right?
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: So first of all, there's a couple
different kinds of soap to make.
FELICIA: I heard you can make soap out of human fat.
Is that true?
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: These are made with almond
oil, coconut oil.
That kind of thing.
FELICIA: Oh, OK.
I'm not saying I wanted to use human fat.
I just-- for the scientists out there--
I just--
for the serial killers, please don't make human fat soap.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah.
First things first.
You need to cut some soap off of this big soap thing.
And I--
FELICIA: But this is not scented and there's nothing
happening with this.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: No scented.
It's white.
FELICIA: OK.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: I also have some that's clear.
But since we're doing your cameo, we want to have it a
nice creamy white.
FELICIA: Oh, this is not like butter.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: No.
FELICIA: OK.
I once tried to take a cooking class.
Did not go well with the knife part.
OK, look at that.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Watch your fingers.
OK.
Good.
FELICIA: OK.
Yeah.
It's not like a cheese.
It's like a hard cheddar.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: It's kind of like--yeah.
Exactly.
FELICIA: If you want to make some cheddarish soap you--
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yes.
It does look like cheese.
FELICIA: This is just--
I kind of just want to have this in my bathroom.
[LAUGHTER]
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: And then this is a regular microwave.
Regular microwave.
And it's clean, just in case you want to--
FELICIA: Yeah.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: OK.
FELICIA: There's nothing worse than when you have guests over
and you look around and you're like, whoa.
I have a lot of cat hair everywhere.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah.
A minute, but it might not take that long.
Or it might take longer.
FELICIA: Have you ever burned soap?
Is it a bad smell like popcorn?
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yes.
FELICIA: What did it smell like?
Human fat?
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Why don't you grab a
chopstick right there.
FELICIA: OK.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: And we're gonna mix it.
FELICIA: All right.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Would you mind if I moved the big
[INAUDIBLE] of soap?
FELICIA: No.
I want it here.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: You want it here?
FELICIA: No, it's fine.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Makes you feel comfortable?
FELICIA: I just like him.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: OK.
FELICIA: His name's Joey.
Where should I put him?
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: So this is actually a make up brush.
But you can use a paint brush from the
art store or whatever.
FELICIA: OK.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: And so dip it in that before
it starts to melt.
I mean, to harden.
FELICIA: Oh, it--it's solidified.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah, it's starting to.
FELICIA: It's like chocolate.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Get it on your brush and try
to paint the cameo.
FELICIA: OK.
It is--
it is drying.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yes.
FELICIA: It is drying very fast.
Now I'm anxious.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: It's hard to really,
really mess up soap.
This has more fine--
FELICIA: I'm gonna find a way.
Oh, look at it
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah.
FELICIA: This is not turning out well.
Oh, God.
Oh--
What is happening here?
[LAUGHTER]
FELICIA: Oh, I got my boob.
I filled my boob.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: You got your boob.
Good.
FELICIA: All right.
It's fine, you know?
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah.
That's fine.
FELICIA: This is why this is artisan.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: That's right.
Hand made.
Hand crafted.
You clean it up really-- oh, we don't need that.
FELICIA: Oh.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Uh oh.
FELICIA: So, cameo done.
It's very pretty.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Cameo done.
FELICIA: Let me show it off.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Show it off.
Yep.
FELICIA: Look.
Does not look good now.
Will.
Maybe.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Maybe.
FELICIA: OK.
This is about as domestic as I ever get.
OK.
1--
All right.
37 more awkward seconds.
Lemon marshmallow.
[MICROWAVE BEEPING]
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Oh, yeah.
FELICIA: So we need to color it orange.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yes.
Color it orange.
FELICIA: Oh, good.
I love this part.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: OK, cool.
FELICIA: I love this part.
All right.
So what do we do?
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: You're gonna turn it the other way.
With the bigger-- no, no, no.
Not you.
The chopstick.
[MUSIC]
FELICIA: Sorry.
That was awesome.
I'm sorry.
I'm really genuinely-- oh, OK.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Because-- like teeny bit.
FELICIA: OK.
Stir it with this.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah.
FELICIA: Oh.
Whoa.
This is a lot.
OK.
Good.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: [INAUDIBLE].
FELICIA: It's the perfect color.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: OK.
Did we put scent in it yet?
So you and I talked about-- we thought we could use the
creamsicle type scent, orange vanilla.
FELICIA: Yes.
I was thinking since my logo is white and orange.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Right.
FELICIA: And I was thinking, I like creamsicles.
And I'm hungry.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: OK.
FELICIA: Orange vanilla is what I was gonna [INAUDIBLE].
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Awesome.
FELICIA: It's a good smell.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah.
It's pretty great.
FELICIA: OK.
So I'm just gonna pour this over.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Yeah.
Just pour it over.
FELICIA: OK.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: OK.
Cool.
FELICIA: OK.
So here it is.
I can't show it to you because it's not done.
But, metaphysically it's under there.
And were time not an issue in the physical
space of our world--
were we only a three-dimensional world
without the fourth dimension of time, this would be done.
[SNORING]
FELICIA: Are you--
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Oh, sorry.
FELICIA: I just met you and I got a snooze.
[LAUGHTER]
FELICIA: Wow.
Thank you.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: My pleasure.
FELICIA: It was lovely.
JENNIFER HARDAWAY: Thank you.
[LAUGHTER]