Halfoween halfoween halfoween half a wahahaha
It's the Jillian and Addie Halfoween special starring Jillian
Also starring Addie
Co-starring dad
with special guest appearances by the dummy and
the chicken and
Other special guests. It's a haunting good time
Why are we sitting here in the dark, it's Halloween story time
Spooky. Oh
Okay, I'll go first
Once upon a time
There was a house on a hill
Oh, I guess you're going first and a dead man lived in that house
Wait, if he was dead, how could he live in the house?
Well, he was a ghost
Well, why didn't you just say a ghost lived in the house instead of confusing it by saying a dead man lived in the house?
Cuz it's scarier that way. Oh, yes. I'm terrified
Anyway
Wait, what happened to your flashlight? Why are you holding a candle now and isn't that dangerous?
It's one of those fake electric candles see
Oh
Yeah, they are kind of nice. So anyways, we've established that there's a house
And our dead man lives in it. Yeah, when's this supposed to start getting scary?
One day a girl named Jillian walked up to the house
Hey, my name is Jillian - I'll tell the story. Anyway, she knocked on the door
Did the dead man answer? I bet the dead man answered. I thought you wanted me to call it a ghost
I don't know it kind of stuck
She knocked on the door and the door opened uh-uh
And she screamed did she scream and the dead man screamed? Ah
Wait, the dead man screamed wouldn't have Jillian screamed
Everyone would have expected that that's the twist that makes the story so scary
It really just makes the story ironic scary
Let's go to the next segment now for a second that we call those darn pumpkins
Why does stuff like this keep happening to us
It's just those darn pumpkins. Do you have a bee in your shoe?
No, I'm dodging all these darn pumpkins
Is this the scariest thing we could come up with what do you mean what could be scarier than a pumpkin?
Couldn't we have calm it like stalked by zombies or vampires?
Why does it happen to be pumpkins? We came up with the series during an uncertain time
We didn't figure anyone would have a problem with pumpkins, I guess not. Oh, no, here comes a big one
How long do you think this could go on we'll eventually they're gonna run out of pumpkins, right
Who do you mean? Eh, I mean whoever's controlling these pumpkins
I thought the pumpkins were controlling themselves
Eventually in the basement. We'll have to fill up with pumpkins
But won't that attract rats. I hate them even more than pumpkins
Look out Addie
Hey, at least it wasn't around when are these pumpkins gonna run out of ideas anyway
Yeah, there's only so many ways. You can make a vegetable scary
technically, I don't think pumpkins are vegetables who made you the
horticulturalist
Actually, I think you mean more of a botanist. I don't really know the difference between botany and horticulturalism. Ah
Wait Jillian I have an idea how we can end this go to the next segment my thoughts exactly
Why are we celebrating Halloween in the spring anyway?
It's not Halloween. Join. Its Halfoween halfoween?
What's that mean in six months? It'll be Halloween. So we're halfway to Halloween. Oh, I
Get it. So what other kinds of things do we do besides telling spooky stories and getting harassed by pumpkins?
Well, you know on how will we new go trick-or-treating?
Yeah
well on halfoween, you just go treat I
Thought you were gonna say you just go trick, but I like treat better
Well, the nice thing about halfoween is that you just put half the effort into it
I'm just gonna wear this hat and call it a day and
I'm just gonna wear this mask on the top of my head instead of wearing it on my face
All right, then, let's go treat here. We can use these bags
Wait, why are we stopping?
Well for halfaween you don't go to the treats the treats come to you. How does that work?
Oh here comes our treat giver now
Treat
Whoa Clark bars giving you t gimme
Thanks Addie, this is a great idea
Treat
Wow toilet paper Thanks. We'll be tp'ing your house later
Thanks, I only got one
Hey don't complain these days. Any toilet paper is good toilet paper wait, he's back
Treat
Whoa fish. I love fish. I
Guess it's nice of them. You got a problem with fish because I'll take your fish
No, I was just thinking of that old saying you give a man a fish you feed him for a day you teach a man?
how to fish you feed him for a lifetime
You're overthinking this
Treat
Whoa a fishing rod
And a book on how to catch fish
Gee, I feel kind of embarrassed about what I said earlier
Gee, all right Wally Cleaver
Treat!
Treat? Well, where's the treat and why are you facing the other way?
Addie, I think this might be the other half of halfoween
What are you talking about?
Trick!
Okay, okay we're gonna be okay we're gonna be okay you look pretty scared there Addie. Oh, well, here's what you look like, whoa
I was just playing along. I wasn't really scared. Oh
So nothing scares you does it?
Right. Nothing does scare me. Oh, so you'd be willing to put that to the test would you?
Yeah, sure. Well, maybe then you're not afraid of this
Addie that was literally the skeleton that's been there the whole time
What's he doing here? I'll be right back
Wait till Jillian gets a load of this Oh
Jillian
What Addie?
You just might want to come to the door
I know she's gonna try to scare me, but I'll play along cuz otherwise she's just gonna keep doing this all day
And now it's time for the big scare, oh
No
Ha I got you Jillian I totally got you. Oh
Man you are so shook up. Look at you you're trembling. Hmm
Hmm wait a minute you seem far more scared than someone should be if they see someone with an alien mask
the chicken run
Ha I did scare you I wasn't afraid of you
I was afraid of the chicken ha you were afraid of a chicken you were running from it, too
Yeah, I guess chickens are pretty scary, especially when they chase you
Yeah, they're almost as scary as those pumpkins that stalk us. Well some part of you must have been scared by my mask
No, no part of me a little bitty part of you know, and I bet I could scare you really easily
Yeah, you probably could in fact, I'm gonna prove how easy it is to scare you. I wasn't arguing the point
There's no need to prove anything too late. Oh
Here we go. Addie come to the door. I got something to show you
I Guess that didn't scare you enough it did I wasn't being sarcastic too late
Gee I wonder what crazy things she's gonna bring next Addie come to the door. I'm already here
Still didn't scare you did I no, I'm extremely scared actually, Jillian
She doesn't really seem to be understanding me Oh Addie I got something for you
Wow, I can't believe that didn't scare you what if I told you that it did wouldn't matter
Jillian I don't think I can take much more of these
Come with me seems legit
Mummy werewolf. Mummy werewolf mummy werewolf
Oh
Quick put this blindfold on why should I wear a blindfold if you can't see things you can't be scared by them. Oh
So you're finally admitting I was scared. Just get in this room
Now we sit back and listen to those fireworks
Jillian I can't see anything
Jillian what's going on? I'm a little nervous about this Jillian
Now take off the blindfold
Okay, this is not so bad there's not anything scary in here now back up a few steps
Okay
Wait, what was that?
Jillian open the door
First admit you were scared
I've been saying it the whole time you idiot. Well, you don't have to be mean about it. Just open the door
fine
Jillian how did you manage to hire Dracula the Wolfman and Frankenstein? I didn't hire than their fake
Fake. Oh, yeah, I guess it does make a lot more sense. I mean it would have been pretty short notice to hire those guys
Alright Jillian. I admit it. You win. Are you happy now? I'm never happy, but I think I know what you mean
Hey what happened to the werewolf? Mummy? You're not gonna fool me Adi. It's right behind me
No Jillian, and it's really gone. Did you move it?
It is gone, let's get out of here
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