Welcome back to addicted to straight girls anonymous.
Julia thank you bringing cupcakes to this week's meeting.
for those few that are wondering, they're vegan, lets not freak out again.
Who wants to start?
Adriana how about you start?
Hi I'm Adrianna.
I mean it's been.. I don't even know. Forever since my last...
Sorry one sec.
Who's that who texted you?
It's actually my, mom...
It's her.
Oh my god stop!
Text her back. *enabler*
I only text back when it's like an emergency. Like an actual crazy emergency. And this is an emergency..
because she wanted to know if her outfit looked too gay.
You should text her back. You're lying to yourself.
I'm just tired. I'm tired of straight girls flocking to me.
I'm tired of flipping girl after girl after girl.
Oh my god shut up Jen!
You don't have to brag.
I guess I'll go next. Hi my name is Julia.
and I am a compulsive sleeper with straight girls.
It's actually been 8 months
Since Iast gave into one of my straight girl crush urges.
Good for you.
That's eight months more than me.
I had a weak moment last Tuesday she um...
invited me over to watch Faking It.
Clearly she didn't see the irony in that.
I think we can all take and note from Julia's strengths.
And last week we were at the movies and her hand like accidentally...
touched my hand and we didn't even...
I don't even like try and kiss her or anything.
I can't even go into a restaurant without the waitress following me into
the bathroom.
It's ridiculous. It's like actually insane.
Fuck you Jen. Are you serious right now?
I can say something.
My name is Natalie. This is my first time here.
And I wanted to talk about...
The other day I was at the mall with my friend.
And she grabbed my hand.
This is how it starts.
and we were holding hands. Okay but it wasn't like
the normal friend holding hands it was like the interlocking
couple way that people hold hands.
Couples in love right? So got me thinking that she's probably bi
No.
So this one time we were at a club.
It was slacks mind you, and she says that after she drinks two beers when she gets
drunk she likes to kiss girls
so I just threw her in a cab with some coke and pizza.
It took a lot.
But I did it.
Why did you do that?
She's bi obviously.
Yeah, Julia even I would've kissed her.
Ok so everytime we're hanging out at my place watching a movie she always asks...
to stay over. Like she'll initiate it.
and the weird thing is it'll be like nine o'clock at night.
and she only lives 10 minutes away, walking.
That's totally weird.
Last week at a friends wedding...
two of them.
Bridesmaids.
Is she for real? Who invited her?
It's not like it was 6, that's happened before.
Oh my god shut up Jen.
I just think that I should be there for her. You know she's getting her hair cut today. What if she doesn't like it?
She'll like, scootch closer to me
and always wants to be the little spoon.
I just want to date a lesbian, like, is that too much to ask?
Fuck.
I just don't want to be a lesbian sherpa anymore.
Ladies, I'm so sorry to do this I have to cut today's meeting short.
My boyfriend just texted. He's locked out of the house.
I'm sorry, boyfriend?
Are you straight?
But like, bi-straight right?
Don't look me in the eyes. Don't. I'll flip you. I will flip you don't.