There's a lot of misinformation floating around
about the operation that killed Osama bin Laden yesterday
so we will set the record straight this evening
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We prefer to learn, discern, and turn up first with the truth
So, without further ado, we're starting by charting
The alleged last gasp of Osama Bin Laden
We ask the tough question most pundits are dodging
What happened in Abbottabad on that morning?
And joining us, regular guests on the news feed
The Pentagon's General Baxter - and Terrence Moonseed
Gentlemen, welcome. We'll begin with you, General
How's the general atmosphere there at the Pentagon?
- Incredible, this is just an enviable victory
The USA has made an indelible entry in history
A decade since nine eleven we found bin Laden
And got justice for the 3000 Americans that died then
His crime and infamy have been erased and healed
Framed and sealed thanks to the bravery of the US Navy Seals
Way to kill! - Tell us how it went down, the actual sequence.
SEAL team six hit the compound, it was battle stations
They found Osama armed with a Muslamic raygun
Shot him in the face and ... What's that, no raygun?
Uh, well, then he used his wife as a human shield and
... What , that didn't happen either?
Ok, well then they shot him and took pic--
No, took no pictures...
And buried him according to Muslamic scriptures
In the ... Sea?! Yes in the ...sea.
And the President was or was not watching the live feed
- An extraterritorial hit?!
- The world's in our grip
Now our jurisdiction extends over all of it
So who's next for Shock and Awesome judgement?
Amadenijibad? Al Akawi? Assange: we're coming!
- Was Osama worth it? - Yeah, he was worth it
We only lost 6000 more Americans to murk him
But I didn't like how we treated his corpse; he's no hero
I'd a hanged drawn and quartered him at Ground Zero
Where the 19 hijackers--
Lies, Baxter! there were no hijackers
It was a demolition, a Reichstag on
The twin towers by the twin powers of Bush and Cheney;
bin Laden wasn't in charge of mushing planes in
In fact the planes didn't even exist
They were blue beam holograms projected to increase the mist
Plead the fifth, but thermite dust sits on the curb
And Building Seven is evidence that it's so absurd
- You Internet nerd, Osama did it!
- Distrust every word!
- This is our finest hour, justice has been served
- 'Justice', General, that's an interesting word to choose
- We're a Nation of Laws, what other word would you use?
- Assassination, slaughter?
- He's a legitimate military target, a murderer
- But what about the precedent set at Nuremberg? - Nurem-what?
- After the holocaust and six million dead
America stayed the hand of vengeance and, instead,
Nazi leaders were rounded up and...
- Tortured? - uh No...
- Water boarded? - Hired by NASA
No! brought to Court to be tried for crimes against humanity,
Then executed - What a tragedy
Please, eurofag dont history lesson me!
Dont you get it? The true sign of a supremacy
Is who gets to decide at each given minute
When the rule of law is applied and when it's suspended
You can't spell justice without the US
And it's called justice cause it's just us that's justified
In judging just cause just wars and just evidence
Just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us
And end up at the bottom of the ocean like bin Laden
- Pfft, Osama isn't dead or if he is, he died in two thousand
This thing's rotten! No death certificate or public evidence, man
He's prolly kicking back on a island on a CIA pension plan
- Watch it, hippy, or get double tapped like Geronimo
- That reminds me: why this codename, Geronimo?
- Geronimo!? that's Osama's code name? Let the truth be known
This reeks of the Masons and the Skull and Bones
It's a secret society of elite Yale students
who stole the skull of the apache chief and they use it
In occult dark rituals like pagan Druids
Worshipping Satan, Lucifer, Cain and Judas
The truth is they're the ones who owned Osama
And got the pharaoh plasma to clone Obama
They're ruthless, they planned this end game
To coincide with the May Day pagan festival of Beltane
A fertility ritual with blood sacrifice
And Adolph Hitler's suicide dates match precise
That's a device to pledge and bow
To the true rulers of the earth, and renew the wedding vows
That's why Obama HAARPooned Japan creating the waves to hit 'em
And Prince Reptilian was married to Satan in the form of Kate Middleton
I ain't kidding with you when I'm yelling the truth the illuminati's on the throne
And that's the real reason they call Osama 'Geronimo'!
- It's a perfectly good code name, what's wrong with you?
- I see many native Americans consider it dishonourable
To have their hero, ancestor and leader
Associated with terrorism and Al Qaeda
It all seems like an appalling error
It wasn't an error; this right here is the war on terror
And it's a continuation of the nineteenth century
Campaign we had to wage to liberate the territory
Of the united states from the redskin savages
Who also hid in caves and kept on attacking us
Because they hated our civilised ways,
Our Christianity, whiteness and slaves
- Weren't the Apache defending their lands from the invasion of whites?
- They started it, Bob, get your history right
Same with Al Qaeda, we didn't pick this fight
So, you see, the Geronimo analogy is tight
- Alright, thank you both for your ...interesting views
Little wonder there's such confusion in the news
When we can scarcely agree on historical narratives
Is there any mystery that we live in diverging realities?
The tides of amnesia seem to be rising like the oceans
Unchecked by mass media that are steadily corroding
More concerned with the rush to make headlines by 5
Than helping us discern the facts from the lies
But there's a rival tide, an equal and opposite turn
A yearning to read between official lines that have blurred
I'm reassured by the many who were plainly disturbed
And who questioned the way in which 'justice was served'
If it was served, it can be served to us just the same
So what brand of justice do we want done in our name?
leaving you now with that thought in your mind
Robert Foster for JuiceMedia, proud to ignore deadlines