(keys clacking)
(phone chimes)
- (chuckles) You know, it's so weird
that you get a phone call at 2 o'clock
on the dot every single day.
- Yeah, phone call.
- Yeah, aren't you gonna answer it?
(wind whipping) (creaking)
(upbeat music)
God damn it.
I'm not pregnant!
- Oh, I got blood on my shirt.
- [Women] Soap and cold water.
- How'd you guys know that?
- Hi, um, could I get this Coke
and these cookies and then
(clears throat) Plan B, please.
- [Clerk] Sorry, what are you?
- I'm gonna get Plan B.
- [Clerk] Sorry, what?
- (clears throat) Plan B, please.
Hi, could I have Plan B and not
the (bleep) stuff, please?
Thank you.
- Cranberry juice, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
- It's okay.
You'll get through this.
- Oh, no, I just like cranberry juice.
- [Woman in gray] No, it's okay, we all develop
a taste for it eventually.
Oh, just drink up.
And if you feel like you have to pee,
you don't, so don't even bother.
- And now, to shock and amaze you all,
I present to you the tiniest thing
in the universe.
(applauding)
[Voiceover] Whoa!
(applauding)
(wind whipping) - [Woman in gray] Cranberry
juice, huh?
(laughing)