LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN
GLOBE FOR HIS ROLE AS JIM HOPPER IN "STRANGER THINGS."
>> WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS WITH THESE PEOPLE.
>> FRIENDS DON'T LIE.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU SAY SOON ON DAY 21.
YOU SAY SOON ON DAY 205.
YOU NOW SAY SOON ON DAY 326?
>> WHAT IS THIS, YOU'RE, LIKE, COUNTING THE DAYS NOW, LIKE
YOU'RE SOME KIND OF PRISONER?
>> WHEN IS "SOON?" >> SOON IS WHEN IT'S NOT
DANGEROUS ANYMORE.
>> WHEN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> ON DAY 500?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> ON DAY 600?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> DAY 700?
ON DAY 800!
>> I DON'T KNOW!
OH (BLEEP).
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME DAVID HARBOUR!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> WOOO!
THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> THANK YOU.
NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
>> Stephen: WE SPENT A LITTLE TIME WITH EACH OTHER AFTER THE
EMMYS.
I SAW YOU OUT THERE.
>> WE DA COUPLE OF LOSERS HANGING OUT.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YOU LOST?
>> YEAH, I LOST.
>> Stephen: I LOST, TOO.
>> YOU LOST.
YOU LOST IN A COUPLE OF CATEGORY S.
>> Stephen: THREE, THREE CATEGORIES.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
WE LOST IN FIVE.
>> Stephen: YOU LOST IN FIVE?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: NOBODY IN "STRANGER THINGS" WON ANYTHING?
>> NO, NOT THAT NIGHT.
WE WON IT THE WEEK BEFORE, THEY CALL THEM THE SHEMMIES.
BUT THE ONES TELEVISED ON TELEVISION, THE BIG ONES WHERE
THEY ANNOUNCE-- NOTHING, NOT A SINGLE AWARD.
>> Stephen: IT'S RIGGED, THE WHOLE THING IS RIGGED.
>> IT'S RIGGED.
FAKE MOOS.
THAT WAS SO GREAT EYE DON'T KNOW WHY-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED.
>> Stephen: THEY KNOW.
THEY KNOW.
( APPLAUSE ) THE THING WAS.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND I DISCUSSED THIS WITH YOU WHEN I SAW YOU AT
THE PARTY AFTERWARDS -- THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THAT.
>> MY PLEASURE GLI THOUGHT YOU WON.
I DIDN'T KNOW-- >> THAT'S WHY I WAS INVITED.
>> Stephen: I WOULD COME OUT, LIKE, 30 SECONDS BEFORE WE CAME
BACK FROM COMMERCIAL BREAK.
AS THE HOST, I WOULD COME OUT THERE AND LOOK AT THE AUDIENCE
AND SAY HI TO MY WIFE AND KIDS OUT THERE.
AND EVERY TIME I LOOKED OUT, YOU WERE SITTING NEXT TO MY WIFE.
>> YEAH, IT WAS STRANGE, YEAH.
>> Stephen: YEAH, IT WAS STRANGE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS WERE AWFULLY FRIENDLY WITH EACH
OTHER.
>> SHE'S A LOVELY PERSON.
BIG FAN OF THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: YES., SHE SYEAH.
>> I DIDN'T HAVE A DATE THAT NIGHT --
>> Stephen: NOT WHEN YOU GOT THERE!
>> I WAS SOLO, AND I SAT NEXT TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
SO I WAS BASICALLY, LIKE, STEPHEN COLBERT FOR THE NIGHT.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> SO IT'S-- IT WAS AN INTERESTING, YOU KNOW, SITUATION
TO BE IN, LIKE TO BE -- >> Stephen: I'D BE HONORED TO
BE PLAYED BY YOU.
I SEE IT.
I TOTALLY SEE IT JIERVETION A LITTLE MORE BEARDED THAN YOU
WERE AND A LITTLE GRUFFER, BUT I THINK I PLAYED THE PART WELL.
YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK YOUR KIDS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
I'VE-- THEY DON'T LET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE-- I KNOW.
>> Stephen: I-- I-- I SAID THIS.
I GUSHED AT YOU THAT NIGHT-- GOD THAT SHOW IS SO FANTASTIC.
I JUST LOVE "STRANGER THINGS" SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOMINATED-- SPEAK OF AWARDS SHOWS-- YOU'RE
NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE, I AM.
>> Stephen: AREN'T YOU MONDAY-- ON SUNDAY NIGHT.
>> YES, ANOTHER ONE I'LL BE HAPPY TO LOSE.
>> Stephen: NO, NO, DO YOU HAVE YOUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
READY?
>> AH, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW, I LOVE GIVING SPEECHES.
LIKE, I GAVE A SORT OF BIG, ROWDY, PASSIONATE ONE AT THE
SAGA, WARDS THAT PEOPLE KIND OF SAW.
AND I DON'T-- I'M THINKING ABOUT WHAT WOULD I SAY TO, LIKE, TOP
THAT?
VERBALLY, I DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT I COULD TOP THAT.
I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY WAY THAT I COULD WOULD BE THROUGH THE POWER
OF DANCE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY-- DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN MIND?
>> I KNOW THAT YOU-- I MEAN, YOU EXEMPLIFIED SOME OF YOUR SKILLS
TONIGHT WHICH WERE EXTRAORDINARY.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT I'VE BECOME SMAF A
DANCE-- I KNOW YOU'VE HEARD OF PEOPLE LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
>> NOVICES.
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH SURE.
>> NOVICES IN THE WAY OF DANCE.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE STUDIED A LITTLE?
>> IT'S SOMETHING THEY DID ON SEASON TWO THAT WAS VERY
POPULAR.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: ANY CHANCE WE COULD-- COULD I-- COULD YOU--
>> JON BAPTISTE, DO YOU -- >> Stephen: COULD YOU DROP A
BEAT?
>> Jon: OH, YEAH.
>> OLD-SCHOOL-- >> Jon: OH, YEAH.
>> JUST LOOK A LITTLE BIT--
IT BASICALLY GOES LIKE THAT.
THAT'S IT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
>> Stephen: IT'S A FAMILY SHOW.
>> OH!
OWWWW!
>> Stephen: IT'S A FAMILY SHOW.
>> IT'S A FAMILY SHOW.
LET'S KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS.
>> Stephen: THIS IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
I KNOW WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT PROJECTS BUT THIS IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING.
MIRIAM WEBSTER DICTIONARY-- THIS IS A GREAT HONOR-- UNDER THE
ENTRY FOR "BAD BOD" IN MIRIAM WEBSTER, THEY PUT YOUR PICTURE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) UNDER "DAD BOD."
CONGRATULATIONS NO, CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
>> I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE WIN EMMYS.
>> Stephen: YEAH, NOT US.
>> SOME PEOPLE, YOU KNOW-- >> Stephen: YEAH.
A QUICK QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN?
>> I DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU TECHNICALLY
CAN'T HAVE A DAD BOD.
YOU JUST HAVE A BOD.
>> OR YOU'RE SUCH AN AMAZING ACTOR, THAT IT GOES BEYOND EVEN
HAVING CHILDREN TO THIS PLACE WHERE WHEREYOU HAVE STUDIED DADS
SO INTENSELY AND THEIR BODS, THAT YOU'VE JUST INCORPORATED
ONE, YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT.
SO IT ACTUALLY-- YOU JUST-- JUMPS OVER THE CHILDREN PART.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
HOW DO YOU KNOW-- IF YOU'RE NOT-- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN
YOU'VE ACHIEVED DAD BOD?
>> I DID HAVE A MOMENT, LIKE, YEARS AGO.
I REMEMBER AN AUDITION.
I-- I GOT CALLED TO AUDITION FOR A CHARACTER IN THE "X" MEN
SERIES CALLED "THE BLOB" RIGHT WHICH IS A CHARACTER WHO
CONTROLS GRAVITATIONAL FORCES WITH THE STOMACH, BASICALLY.
>> Stephen: HIS MASS.
>> YEAH, HE'S A BIG DUDE.
AND I REMEMBER AT THE END OF THE AUDITION I MADE A TAPE AND AT
THE END OF THE AUDITION I KIND OF PULLED UP MY SHIRT A LITTLE
BIT AND SQUEEZED MY BODY AND SAID, "I HAVE YOUR BLOB RIGHT
HERE."
THE DIRECTOR WAS VERY INTERESTED IN ME, AND I MET WITH HIM, AND
HE SAID, DAVID, WE LOVE YOU.
WE THINK YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL ACTOR.
WE'RE JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR-- ABOUT SOMETHING."
I WAS LIKE, "THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS.
LET'S DO THIS."
AND HE WAS LIKE, "NO, IT'S JUST WE SAW YOUR STOMACH AT THE END--
AND WE'RE JUST WORRIED THAT YOU'RE-- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE
ABLE TO CARRY THIS SUIT AND YOU'RE JUST NOT HEALTHY ENOUGH
TO PLAY THE ROLE."
AND I SAID, "YOU'RE SAYING I'M TOO FAT TO PLAY THE BLOB."
THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I HAD A DAD BOD.
I THINK THAT WAS--
THAT WAS -- >> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT A
DIFFERENT BOD NOW, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE NEXT HELL
BOY.
THERE'S THE BOD.
THAT'S THE BOD RIGHT NOW.
( APPLAUSE ) NONE OF THAT IS C.G.I., RIGHT?
NONE OF THAT IS C.G.I., RIGHT?
>> NOT A SINGLE BIT, MAN.
I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT FAKE NEWS.
FAKE NEWS WORKS IN MY FAVOR IN THIS.
THAT'S ALL ME.
100%.
>> Stephen: GOOD LUCK ON MONDAY.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE DANCE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE.
"STRANGER THINGS" IS ON NETFLIX.
DAVID HARBOUR, EVERYBODY.
THE DAD BOD.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY JULIEN BAKER.