- Today, we are gonna be reacting
to the most insane bike chases ever.
And before we start, can you go get me a bottle of water?
- Yeah, sure.
- He was way too okay with that.
Every time in this video he says the word
"and," I'll give his mom $100, which is kind of terrifying
because people use the word "and" a lot
and his mom could win over 10 grand.
Chris!
- Coming!
- Thanks for the water, Chris.
- You're very welcome.
- Let's begin reacting.
So this is a downhill bike chase.
- Oh! - Oh my gosh.
- And by hill, you meant stairs.
Oh, he almost fell off of that.
He's sideways, Jimmy.
That's not how bikes go.
Can't you still not ride a bike?
- I never learned how to ride a bike, this is correct.
- I'll teach you one day.
- Whenever I'd try to ride the bike, it'd just fall.
- He doesn't have good equilibrium.
- Oh my god, he does.
- He does, he has great equilibrium.
- Okay, my girlfriend watches these, next.
This is 1,000 people on a jet ski.
Why don't people tell me
when this type of cool stuff happens?
- I wanna get a bunch of jet skis, get with my boys
and just jet ski it out.
Have you ever rode one of these?
- Nope.
- They're called a big wheel.
They have a normal bike tire in the front
and the back wheels are like hard plastic,
so you can slide around and be crazy.
It's also a great way
to lose all the skin on your knee, I found that out.
Jimmy, holy crap, he's kayaking down a mountain.
- He is kayaking down a mountain.
- Wait, if you think about it, snow is just frozen water.
So I mean technically,
he's still using a kayak like he's supposed to.
- This is true.
I wonder if he gets hurt
for a defective kayak, if he could still sue
and they're like, "Sir, this was made for the water."
- And he's like, "It is, it's air water."
Red Bull sponsored this.
You know he went in there
and he was like, "Guys, I wanna kayak."
And they're like, "No, no, no, no, get outta here."
And he was like, "Guys, let me finish.
I wanna kayak on a mountain."
And they were like, "Oh!"
- "Here you go, oh, is it something dangerous
that could kill you."
- Yeah.
- Red Bull.
- Red Bull, gives you money.
He's just dodging trees?
Okay, the barrel roll is just unnecessary.
- The marketing team's like,
"That's when we gave him wings."
- Red Bull, can you just hire us?
We could make your marketing team so great.
- Here, look, this is a Diet Coke,
now it's a Red Bull.
- Look at that.
- Oh wait, you didn't pay us?
Well then it's Diet Coke.
This also applies
to any other beverage company on the planet.
- We just want your money.
Whoa.
- Now we're jumping out of a plane.
- The music is very peaceful
and the view's very peaceful.
- Interesting. - Very peaceful.
I know there's a word now, but what is it?
- Every time you say a certain word,
I'm giving your mom $100.
- What word is it?
- Say a sentence.
- The cow jumped over the moon
and went into the sky.
- Say some more.
- And sometimes I like to go
to Walmart and I like to get lemonade.
And biggest thing was, one time I went
to the grocery store and one of the shopping cart-
- Okay, you did say the word.
That's all the hint I'm gonna give you.
- Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
- I don't see the counter going up.
- I don't know what the word is, I'm trying so hard.
Mom, I'm sorry if I don't get you a lot of money.
Yo, they're sliding down the stair, can we do this?
- This should be a sport.
- What are they putting on it?
- Vaseline, probably.
- Oh!
And you knock out your friends when you go down.
Look at this.
- Oh my gosh.
- Remember that time we played dodgeball?
- We also did a giant, multi-hundred player game
of dodgeball.
Problem is, a lot of people lie when they get hit, right?
You could literally throw a ball, they get hit
and they start walking towards the line
and then they just go right in the back and keep playing.
- They started to realize there were too many people
to keep track of who was actually getting out.
- It's definitely fun, but it's hard to police.
- 600 Versus 600.
See, here's the thing, is
once you get 600 people, some of them are kids
and then you're a grown man pelting a kid in the face.
- That is the dodgeball paradox.
Bigger the number, wider the age range.
- Yeah, I couldn't imagine,
there's so many balls just getting thrown at you.
You know, there's
that kid who thinks he's gonna be
like the anime protagonist, dodging balls
and then he just gets pelted.
Whoa!
- Oh!
- He made a mountain tube.
Oh, back flip into mountain tube.
He's still going.
He went through a van, Jimmy!
- No. - Oh.
- That's not safe.
- That is not even worth it.
Hey, this one's sponsored
by Quicksilver, haven't seen them doing a lot lately.
- He barely cleared it, dude.
- Do you think the helicopter,
maybe gave him a little boost of air?
This is really peaceful.
This looks like Lord of the Rings or something.
- Whoever this is, hit us up, invite Chris.
Oh, don't invite Chris.
He'll go down that and die.
- Please invite me.
- I'm betting on number 10, right?
- All right, number 13's gonna come in hot.
He's coming in and he's going in and, oh.
- Genuinely feel bad for these people.
These suits are miserable.
You would think it's all fun, "Oh, you're a dinosaur.
Oh, you're cute," no.
There are few places worse on this Earth
than wearing those stupid suits.
They're hot, you can't see, you can't move,
everyone feels the need to tickle you, it's horrible.
- Then Jimmy, why did you film three videos in them?
- Money. - Let's go!
- What? - Would you do that?
- No.
- What if somebody told you,
you were gonna get 10 million views on the video?
- No, why would I want a bad video?
- I knew that was coming. - Let's go!
- Hey, look, it's those guys who always take
up the entire road while you're trying to just get
to work and you're like, "Please, I'm late!
I understand that you guys are saving the planet
but I just need to get to work."
Whoa, Doge!
That's me chasing after Doge prices, am I right?
Relatable, I lost so much money.
Help me, God.
- Hey son, clean your room please.
- He can't pause the game, Mom.
You're being such a sussy baka Mom.
- Don't you dare!
- Oh!
- Oh. - Uh-oh.
- Sorry, Mom.
You asked me to do something that takes two minutes.
I'm gonna run away.
His mom's kind of athletic.
My mom would just be like,
"All right, you'll be home for dinner."
- My mom would be like, "You left?"
Ooh, professional tag.
- Yo, I love these videos.
There's a thing called World Chase Tag
and they have these really cool setups
with all these things you can bob and weave under.
I love it.
- This looks like just what we used to do as kids
and you're telling me now, I can be a pro at it?
- Oh, oh, he's getting away, oh.
- I wonder how many people wipeout just-
- Oh!
- Nice, this looks so fun.
This is a real sport.
- This is intense.
I wanna do this so badly.
- Look at these RC cars, they're going off.
- Those are real cars.
- You telling me this isn't just a giant sandbox
in some kid's backyard?
- It might be.
All right, Red Bull.
- Yes. - That means it's okay.
- That means somebody's gonna get hurt.
Somebody has to wipe out if there's Red Bull.
Oh, that guy just didn't even turn, didn't even try.
90 Kilometers on those little bikes, bruh.
- I knew that guy would win, he's going up a mountain.
- Oh, now he's going face planting in the mountain.
What a dingus.
What if the word was dingus
and Mom only gets 100 bucks.
- It's close to dingus.
- Oh, dumb?
Stupid, dumb, dingus, silly, nincompoop.
Oh gosh, oh, no, no, no, no, never do that.
My mom punching the air right now.
- Speaking of your mom,
can you text me a picture of your mom?
For the edit when she's punching the air.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - The editor, oh.
- Yo, this looks like a guy I went to high school with.
- This is Chris in high school.
- It wasn't that bad, but I did have a giant truck.
- I would love to drive an F1 car sometime, just for fun.
- Fun fact, if you just get a Oculus
or any kind of VR headset
and a steering wheel, you can get that experience
without the threat of dying.
- But the threat of dying is what makes it fun.
- The threat of dying usually does make everything fun.
It's a 1,000-man scooter meetup.
- Oh my God!
- Apparently the cops were called
during this, but what laws are they breaking?
- I mean, who cares?
- Look, they got a helicopter on 'em!
- That's so cool.
I don't wanna live
in America if we can't have 1,000-people scooter meetup.
- When Jimmy becomes president,
all 1,000-man scooter meetups will be mandatory.
- This just looks so much fun.
- It does look a lot of fun.
- Now, I wanna go to a 1,000-person scooter meetup,
then a 1,000-person jet ski meetup,
then a 1,000-person private plane meetup.
- It's like a triathlon, but for rich people.
- Yeah .
- Ooh.
- I mean at this point, he's just trying to fall.
- This is like when we did that with the little cars.
They don't work as great as you think they would.
- Here's a clip of us going
through a drive-through with little cop cars.
Ironically, I was behind a real cop and yeah, they suck.
- Yeah, they're getting some speed.
Oh, he lost a tire, oh!
- There are people like us
in this world, who just watch Netflix and YouTube
and we never do anything cool.
And then there are people at 1,000-scooter meetups,
1,000-jet ski meetups going down mountains
in toy cars and doing all these cool things and-
- We're just not living.
- Honestly.
We as a group, need to figure out how to get in the loop.
Can someone just make an app
called Cool Stuff Within 10 Miles,
and then it just tells you when cool stuff
within 10 miles is happening?
- There's your free idea.
- All right, he's zooming.
- Oh, wait, whoa!
- Oh my God, perfect timing.
- You can't come through here, this is an establishment.
Oh, screw your table.
- All right, this is the last clip.
You wanna try to make your mom more money?
- All right, so that was a really big jump
and he did a back flip-
- Oh, well the clip's over.
The word was "and."
And here's how many times you said it
and here's how much money your mom made.
- You chose the word "and"?
- Mm-hmm, I already have your mom's phone number,
just send me that picture.
- You have my mom's number?