You la...
...laugh,
you lo...
...se!
Hope you guys enjoy this episode.
Basically, "If you laugh,
you lose," to classical stuff.
Uh, welc— I mean,
Welcome to our channel
if you're a new member of Twoset Violin.
Welcome.
Oh, you got us there.
Ohh, that's pretty funny.
That's funny.
I'm dying.
Oh, hello Lang Lang.
Yeah. How are you Lang Lang?
Oh man, that's so good.
That's a...
Is that like, a...
- Hair dryer or something? - Yeah.
Or a vacuum cleaner.
Yeah.
Bro.
- Oh, that's good. - That's good.
Conductor's like, what the hell—
Dude, that's so bad.
What?!
You know, I'd actually pay to see that.
That's amazing.
- If they can actually do that - - I'll pay to see it.
The one that got me was that siren.
Yeah. And then he goes,
Next.
"How percussionists brush their teeth."
Dude she's gonna like, ruin her gums, man.
I know.
Where's the toothpaste?
I think that was more like...
Interesting than funny.
Yeah.
It's good to know she has a good sense of rhythm.
Yeah. And practices when she needs to.
- Mmm. - Unlike someone.
Dude, that looks so hard.
Dude, that... Still better than me.
See you guys, that's talent.
Where are all the talented buskers in my city?
It wasn't funny, but it was cool.
Not everything is meant to be funny.
- Exactly. - It's variety when you watch TwoSet Violin.
Oh.
Ooh! Dude, he downed that.
How does that work?
It's kind of funny.
It's funny cuz it just sounds bad.
Yeah, it just sounds bad.
It's like, the helium was—
It wasn't a good idea.
"How to turn your child into a music..."
Oh, man.
I hope these are funny.
If not, I'm gonna be disappointed.
Eddy: I want to practice my la -
Ohh.
Is this video...
Is our video going to be reported because of this?
- Is there like, a child's act or something? - Is there a child thing?
Alright. This is how to turn your child
into a musical instrument.
First, you check the tuning.
Mhmm, this one is mostly in tune.
This is a kind of drum.
This is the percussion section.
This is the trumpet.
Show us the trumpet.
Mm yep, good. Okay. Here we go.
Let's play a tune.
What?
Oh wait, then you can tune yourself.
I'll tune you.
Oh, no.
Can you tickle yourself, though?
Apparently it's impossible, but I can.
- You can?! - I'm just that ticklish.
- Really? - Yeah!
(laughing) How do you tickle yourself?!
I'm just ticklish.
- Are you serious?! - Yeah!
Is it not ticklish?
Like,
- Are you even ticklish at all? - Tickle over here, here.
Yeah, it's ticklish.
Bro, that's not—
That's not called "that's ticklish."
Yours was just like,
"Yeah that's ticklish."
No, I feel tickles.
You don't even feel—
I haven't even touched you yet!
Alright.
(laughing) He kept a straight face!
He was just like -
Brett: He kept a straight face!
And the dude next to him also kept a—
Almost kept a straight face!
Dude, what a champion!
Wow.
Ohh...
What would you have done if you saw that in a concert?
(both) I would have lost it.
I'd be like,
That would've been funny.
Oh, man.
It happened when your shoulder rest dropped, Barber.
And I lost it.
It was painful for me in the audience.
I was like,
"Don't laugh."
"Don't laugh!"
Come on.
That's pretty cool.
Hey!
That's pretty cool.
I love it.
Yeah.
Dude, that guy did it wrong.
- He doesn't know how to dab. - Yeah.
Whoa.
That was more impressive than...
funny, yeah.
I'm impressed they figured out like
a Cup Song can fit with Stravinsky.
Yeah. And with the piano.
- Yeah yeah yeah. - Like, to all three people.
- Nice one! Congratulations. - Well done.
Next.
- I think it's both. - Two...
One.
Like...
First we had...
baby abuse.
Now we have animal abuse.
How do you know if the cat is liking it?
Yeah.
It might look like it's relaxed,
but it's actually just dead.
♪ Hello, darkness my old friend... ♪
Okay, next one.
Dude, how do you keep such good rhythm?
- He has to keep a very consistent speed. - Yeah.
Whoa.
That's cool.
Well done!
I think this has become
less "you laugh, you lose"
and more...
"you impress, you lose."
Yeah, you can't be impressed!
- I'm not impressed at all. - Yeah, like a
non-impressed face.
Yeah, just...
Like, nothing surprises me these day -
Bro...
Pitch.
You notice?
What?!
It's in the right pitch!
No!
Bro.
- That's impressive. - It is more mu -
Bro.
- That's impressive. - It is more musical than...
That would be like,
- a painful freaking thing to practice. - Yeah.
I wonder how he changed pitch,
is it the tongue or is it just like,
How can you change the pitch?
Like...
I think it's like,
you have to hit yourself harder though, like,
Anyway guys, thanks so much for watching!
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