spoiler alert shoving stuff under your
skin and sticking needles in your eyes
hurts who knew what is up you guys
welcome back to my youtube channel this
is a super super requested video so
today I'm finally getting around to
doing this for you because I hear you
asking for it obviously one of the
things I get asked a lot is hey how much
did that hurt how much did that hurt how
much did that hurt so today I'm gonna
tell you how much it hurt and I'm gonna
rank all the dumb stuff that I've done
for myself from the least painful to the
most painful to aid me in the process of
delivering this wealth of knowledge to
you I've created this handy-dandy visual
guide to help me compare the initial
pain of the procedure and the residual
pain of the healing to how much I enjoy
having it aka was it worth it
now there is something I want you guys
to know about me before we get started
okay some people they do this stuff
because they enjoy the paint they like
it it's fun for them I'm not one of
those people I feel like I have a pretty
high pain tolerance but that doesn't
mean I enjoy this stuff and that doesn't
mean I don't scream and cry and whine
like a little baby when I get this stuff
done and I'm sure that there's some of
you watching this right now that are
considering doing some of these things
for yourself and if you are make sure
you're really really you know what
matter of fact my advice my public
advice to you is don't do it just don't
just don't do it but I'm sure some of
you are gonna ignore that advice and if
you do first of all that's on you second
of all I just want you to be aware that
everybody handles pain differently and
you could ask five different people to
make this list and you would get five
different lists so your mileage may vary
okay onto the list number five the least
painful thing I've done and this might
surprise you if this is your first time
watching one of my videos is my eye
tattoo so the eye comes in pretty low on
the pain scale for both the procedure
and for the healing and as far as how
much I enjoy it I mean to return for
investment on this thing
been pretty great I really enjoy having
my eye tattoos not only do I just like
the look of it it's been the best
business decision I've ever made
number four my implants I have these
implants in my arm here hopefully you
can see them and I have another implant
right here little guy right here
so implants are pretty painful to get
put in as far as the procedure goes
getting them put in feels like your skin
is getting ripped off because it pretty
much is it hurts a lot the healing
however is not so bad it feels like a
bruise and in my case as far as how much
I enjoy having them I kind of don't
really care I forget they're there until
someone asks me about them to be totally
honest next thing thing number three
are my ears so if you've seen my other
video about my ear stretching adventure
you already know that I started my ears
at zero gauge I went from nothing to
zero in one shot and it hurt a lot and
when I say a lot I mean a reasonably
fair amount in my case however the
healing was much worse than the
procedure I had bad reactions to the
jewelry I was wearing and it took my
ears two months to heal and it was rough
and as far as how much I enjoy having
them you can tell by looking that I
really don't care I gave up on them
years ago now if you were to stretch
your ears normally you probably wouldn't
have the problems that I had with mine
and this would probably be much lower on
most people's pain scales but this is my
experience this is my pain scale this is
my video if you want to talk about your
experience go make your own video before
we get into the next one let's take a
quick break and talk about everybody's
favorite comment of the week
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I know I've mentioned it before but this
week we're moving so I've got a new
comment of the week from in here
this week's comment is from Brad W and
Brad said wait this is a couple of
emojis I don't even get pretty good one
breath okay back to the list I told you
I was gonna bring back comment of the
week see I didn't lie number two the
second most painful stupid thing I've
done to myself has to be my tongue split
so I've already made a few videos about
my tongue split so I'm sure some of you
already know a little bit about my
experience but for those of you who
don't I will give you a brief brief
overview of what it was like getting my
tongue split it hurt it hurt a lot the
actual procedure for me it wasn't too
bad but to be completely honest I passed
out halfway through so I slept through
most of it healing on the other hand was
probably the worst experience of my life
it was two weeks of not eating not
talking and just constant constant pain
obviously now I love having my tongue
split it's my favourite body mod if I
could only keep one it would be this one
and if I had to go through it all over
again I absolutely would but if you
would ask me that question while I was
healing it I would have said no way
never this was the stupidest thing I've
ever done I wish I hadn't done it
terrible idea but at the end of the day
I'm really glad I did it like I said my
favourite body mod okay this is it this
is the big one
number one the most painful thing I've
had done to myself and this is gonna
probably surprise a lot of you and a lot
of you were gonna think I'm a baby for
saying this but in my personal
experience the most painful horrible
worst god-awful thing I've done to my
is regular old tattoos I freaking hate
getting tattooed it hurts a lot and it
takes so freakin long and then the
healing oh my god it takes forever and
it's itchy and painful and you stick to
everything and honestly the return on
investment is not that great I mean I
like having tattoos and it's part of who
I am but for me it's more of like I'm
only doing it now because I have so much
space left to fill I have to finish it
I've come this far I need to be finished
and done with it
but I promise the day I don't have to
ever get another tattoo again will be
the happiest day of my life
I just hate getting tattoos so much you
guys don't understand how much I hate
getting tattooed if you ever talk to a
tattoo artist that's tattooed me they
will tell you I am the worst person to
tattoo I'm such a baby about it so like
I said before your mileage may vary your
list is probably completely different
from mine I think most people put
regular tattoos kind of towards the
bottom not me but that's all I have for
today guys hopefully me sharing this
with you bring this all closer together
and we can be a bigger happier tighter
knit family than we were before I love
you I'll see you in the next video come
give me a hug family give me a hug give
me a hug
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