Hello and welcome once again to this month's episode of Ask Evan!
The only ask series on YouTube where you ask legitimate questions and I answer with terrible
puns.
Let's get started.
Sweet waffles of potato waffles?
Well I don't think I've ever had potato waffles before unless you're referring to waffle fries
which are amazing.
But still don't beat a good ol' American diner style plate-sized Belgian waffle.
Is your arm okay yet?
Yes, after my cactus incident my arm is feeling a lot better, obviously it just looks like
I've got very bad skin.
I really hope it doesn't scar.
But obviously I must've been brave to do it because I wasn't very spineless afterwards.
I'm not even laughing anymore, it's just like wheezing!
If your fairy lights and Dodie's fairy lights got in a battle, who would win?
Well obviously mine because mine are fairy strong.
Also Dodie's are fat and bulbous.
so...
Do you listen to EDM?
Evan's Dank Music?
I listen to my dank music all the time.
Yup.
Mmhmm
What editing program do you use?
If you're talking about videos, I edit all my videos exclusively in Final Cut Pro X.
I edit all my photos in camera raw and photoshop, and I edit my music in Logic Studio.
I need to get back into editing more music.
Have you watched Orange is the New Black?
No, I haven't.
I haven't really had a chance to even look at it yet so...
I don't even know what it's about to be honest.
Favourite tv show when you were younger?
Kim Possible.
100%.
That was my favourite show.
I didn't even have Disney channel as a kid, but whenever I went to my grandma's house,
she had it.
So I'd be like excuse me guys, gotta turn on Disney channel; Kim Possible's on.
I always felt like I was the embodiment of Ron Stoppable; he was like my favourite.
Also Rufus because I mean... who doesn't love a naked mole rate.
Uh... Howell-ong will you guys keep up with these
stinking frog memes?
I mean(meme) for the love of God!
It's Katy Perry mixed with a frog meme mixed with Dan's face.
What?
Why!
What's the worst thing about living with Dodie?
Well normally I'd say her long hair being left everywhere you can friggin imagine, however,
as she recently got a haircut that's not been a problem.
The more recent problem is the fact that she's never home.
Even right now I'm home alone.
So living with Dodie is more like living with your ever-encroaching sense of loneliness.
Thanks...
Your opinion on tomatoes?
That's a weird question, but for the most part I don't really care for tomatoes.
If they're on my hoagie I'll eat them.
If they're on my salad, I'll eat them, but if someone's like "Have a bite of a nice,
tasty tomato!"
I'll be like excuse...
what the frick is wrong with you.
Gross.
Ew.
That's like biting into acid.
Why.
Can you tell a bit more about the Copenhagen trip?
Yes!
July 4th and 5th, Dodie and I will be traveling all the way to Copenhagen so if you live in
the area, Denmark your calendars cause we're gonna... we're gonna be there.
Who cleans more; you or Dodie?
One of the best things about living with Dodie is that she's as dirty / clean as me.
We both have strong ambitions to keep the flat very clean, and then we also never clean
it so...
We're in this constant struggle of why's it so dirty?!
We have to clean it!
Oh my gosh it's dirty again, gotta clean it.
Oh it's clean!
Let's make it dirty.
So we're both kinda equally dirty and clean.
More merch?
Well if I did have more merch you'd hear about it at Summer in the City this year.
That's why they call it Some merch in the city.
Why does England experience all four season in one day?
I'm sorry, you're thinking of Melbourne.
England is really not that bad.
It experiences it all within like a month though.
Because I swear 2 weeks ago it was freezing in London and now yesterday I couldn't even
sleep cause it was so friggin hot in my room and if you open the windows the bugs come
in... friggin why!
Why can't I win?
Have 1 little thing?
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
I was about 3 weeks away from my 18th birthday so I was pretty late in the game, but that's
alright.
Still kissed a lot after that... actually I think I can count the number of people I've
kissed on 2 hands.
I think it's like less than 10.
Fine.
Whatever.
Chips or fries?
Okay, I got in a really big debate about this with an American friend recently.
The thing is there's a big difference between chips and fries.
You go to McDonald's, you get those little thin pieces of potato: that is a french fry.
However, if you go to a pub and you get a big ol' potato wedge that you crack open and
there's steam comin' out, it's like wow this is a thick freakin piece of potato: that is
a chip, okay?
That's a nice hearty chip.
So there's a difference.
However, if you're talkin' about the bag of crisps I have actually begun to call them
crisps just because I think it makes more sense now.
So, if I go back to America I'll probably be shot by some guy with a shotgun who's like
no man!
These are chips!
It's alright man; it's just food.
Why is he fighting me over the name of a chip?
Coca cola or pepsi?
I don't really like either of them.
Like if someone has that drink at a party and I have to drink one, I'll go for pepsi,
but for the most part I'll just have water or something non-carbonated because I know
how bad that is for my teeth.
How heavy is your flow?
That's a bloody inappropriate question.
How messy is your room right now?
Not gonna lie, I clean my room every Saturday just so when I film, you guys are like wow!
Evan's got a clean room.
So because of you guys I have a clean room every Saturday.
Thank you.
Make a pun about the object sitting directly to your left.
Alright.
Well I was gonna make a good pun, but this just seems like a throwaway one.
It was a throw...
I can duvet better than that.
duvet better?
That was way worse.
Five years ago what did you think you would be doing right now?
I had no clue what I was gonna be doing.
For the most part I though I might be teaching cause I was studying a degree in Maths (forgive
the s my mistake) I liked teaching people maths (again soz)
I was good at tutoring so I was like I guess that's what I'll do.
But I genuinely didn't really know, and look where I am now!
I make puns on the Internet.
So... and I work in marketing so basically that's a testament that if you don't know
what you're doing right now that's okay.
Things'll work out and you'll end up making puns.
Maybe.
Take that as you will.
What's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go.
Do you prefer to read the book or see the movie?
I like reading the book first because that way I can envision all the characters in my
own mind using my imagination and I don't know I enjoy it a lot more whereas if I see
the movie first, when I read the book I already know the faces of every character and it's
no longer what I'm gonna think, so it kinda takes that bit of enjoyment out of the book
for me.
What was your worst concert experience?
I actually made a story about that about 2 years ago so if you wanna watch that, go ahead.
It was a killer experience, you could say.
Would you consider eating some leaves off a tree if you had branch dressing?
I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say no.
What's your best character at smash bros?
Yoshi, hands down.
I am untouchable at the workplace.
I am untouchable at the tournament I went to 2 weeks ago and if you think you can beat
me while I'm playing yoshi, I can tell you, it's not gonna be over easy.
Cause I'm gonna be throwin' eggs at you.
And raining my DMs...flutter kicks...
Ketchup or mayo?
Ketcho.
Mayup.
I like combining them.
I don't know, it's like an orange colour, but it's really nice to have with chips!
How do I pass maths?
Well what I want you to do right now is set your maths (soz x3) book up to the right of
you and walk a little bit in front of it.
And there you go!
You just passed maths.
Well that does it for this week's Ask Evan.
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Why is he fighting me over the name of a chip?
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