[RINGING]
MARVIN: Ah, good afternoon, sir.
Welcome to Marvin's Music City.
My name is Marvin.
May I help you?
THE SOUND MAN: Yes.
I'd like to buy a nice shiny [TRUMPET MUSIC]..
MARVIN: Uh, would you mind repeating that, sir?
THE SOUND MAN: No indeed.
What I said was I'd like to buy a nice shiny [TRUMPET MUSIC]..
MARVIN: Yes.
Of course, sir.
Certainly.
You're one of those.
Right.
I'll be right back.
THE SOUND MAN: What?
Oh, well.
Boy, I can't wait to play my nice shiny [TRUMPET MUSIC]..
MARVIN: OK.
Here you are, sir, a beautiful new violin.
Hm?
THE SOUND MAN: No, no, no.
I don't want a [VIOLIN MUSIC],, you see?
Because what I asked for was a nice shiny [TRUMPET MUSIC]..
MARVIN: Oh.
Yes, of course.
I'm sorry.
I'll take the violin away.
I'll be right back, huh?
THE SOUND MAN: Gee, imagine bringing me a [VIOLIN MUSIC]
when what I asked for in the first place was a nice shiny
[TRUMPET MUSIC].
MARVIN: OK.
There you are, sir.
I'm sure you like this nice little piano.
THE SOUND MAN: No, no, no.
You see, that's not a [TRUMPET MUSIC]..
It's obvious that that is a [PIANO MUSIC]..
MARVIN: Oh, yes.
So it is.
So sorry.
I'll be right back.
All right?
THE SOUND MAN: Gee.
You think a salesman in a music store would know the difference
between a [PIANO MUSIC] and what I asked for, which is a nice
brand new, shiny [TRUMPET MUSIC]..
MARVIN: Now, then, here you are, sir.
How do you like this?
Is that a beauty or is it not, sir?
THE SOUND MAN: No, no, no.
That is a [DRUM MUSIC].
MARVIN: Oh.
THE SOUND MAN: Yeah.
That's not what I asked for.
I want a [TRUMPET MUSIC].
MARVIN: Oh.
Oh, of course, sir.
Now, I know what you want.
THE SOUND MAN: Finally.
MARVIN: Just a moment, sir.
I'll be right back.
THE SOUND MAN: Good.
Hurry, please.
Oh, boy.
First, he brings me a [VIOLIN MUSIC],,
which is totally ridiculous.
And then, he brings a [PIANO MUSIC]..
And now, he brings me a [DRUM MUSIC],,
when all I wanted was a nice shiny [TRUMPET MUSIC]..
MARVIN: Here you are, sir.
Here you are, sir.
It's a nice shiny new trumpet.
And a trumpet is what you asked for all long, isn't it sir?
THE SOUND MAN: Indeed it is.
MARVIN: Yes.
I thought so.
THE SOUND MAN: That looks like a nice shiny [TRUMPET MUSIC]..
MARVIN: Yes.
Wonderful.
Wonderful, sir.
THE SOUND MAN: Here's the money.
MARVIN: Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
THE SOUND MAN: Bye bye.
MARVIN: It's a pleasure doing business with you, sir.
I thought he was pretty good.
I should have asked him if he would like
to play in our [JAZZ MUSIC].