You are no sleepy loser.
You're an astronaut.
I love you.
It's a tale as old as time; enemies...
- I'm not your friend. -
You're pretty.
You are pretty.
I'm sure you're picking up on what we're putting down here.
It's time for Bae or Nay?, the series where we see
which Nick couples would have been
the perfect match or a complete disaster.
That's a really good idea.
This time on Bae or Nay? we're couping Tori and Jade.
Jori, Jori, Jori.
Don't act like you haven't already shipped Tori and Jade.
From the fun bickering to the way they look
at each other, Jori has been on our radar for a long time.
Let's see how these two would have fared
as an actual couple.
Yeah. No, thanks.
I really appreciate your input on that.
Let's go ahead and break this down.
We've got a million reasons
why Jade and Tori would make a great couple,
but let's start with the obvious.
This has enemies to lovers written all over it.
Jane Austen would have lived for this.
What's the prob... dog?
Jade was instantly annoyed
and jealous of Tori the moment she met her.
We thought for sure they would never be friends.
And that's why we never say, "never" on Rewind.
Because it wasn't long before Jade was feeling guilty
for all her actions.
You can't be nice to me when I've been mean to you.
That's not how it works.
Well, then try being nice to me sometime. Maybe that'll work.
[music playing]
Even though Jade continued to swear
Tori and her weren't friends,
we started to see a softness unfold in Jade.
It was a quality that Tori brought out in her.
Which brings us to the next reason
why Jori would be perfect.
This was supposed to be your night.
This was your big chance, so...
for me to go out there and--
And?
I can't do that to a friend.
So you got past the gorilla?
Well... no... I didn't do the gorilla thing.
But I used the bathroom there.
Sitting down?
I might have hovered.
[cheering]
[dinging]
[cheering]
I know it might have looked like Jade was rooting
for the gorilla there...
C'mon gorilla!
...but we all know in reality,
Jade was helping Tori step out of her comfort zone
and take risks like Jade always does.
I'm gonna count to ten and then I'm gonna--
[screaming]
[groaning]
[cheering]
Not only do Jade and Tori
bring out the best in each other,
but when things get tough,
they can rely on one another for support.
You know what, it was wrong for me to come here.
You're probably really busy, and I shouldn't--
What's going on?
[sighing]
My mom... she... they might put her in jail.
Come in! Come in!
So, what's my gift?
An idea... for a present to give to Andre.
- You have an idea? - A perfect one.
Awesome.
I want Beck back!
But you broke up with Beck.
I know, just like when I was seven
and I threw away my potato patch pal,
but then I realized I wanted it back.
But it was too late, 'cause my mother
already gave it away to some greedy orphans.
[crying]
Okay, okay, okay, I'll talk to Beck.
It's just a dumb H!
Well, maybe there's another pint.
No, there's not.
That's the only Funky Nut Blast.
[groaning]
- Tori? - Tori?
And speaking of support, it kinda seems like
Jade and Tori are each other's biggest fans.
♪ But it's only just a game ♪
- Whoo! - Oh my God!
[laughing]
Yeah!
[laughing]
♪ You think you know me But you don't ♪
♪ You think you know me ♪
♪ Every second Every tick, tick of the clock ♪
♪ I just can't help myself ♪
It may be subtle, but Tori
and Jade work really well together.
Sometimes it's hard to see past all the bickering,
but even then these two fight like a couple.
- I got it. - No, it's my door.
[arguing]
Give me it!
Awesome french fries today.
Can I have a fry?
[spitting]
You want to get slapped with a sausage?
Sure!
No!
Thank you
- but I-I really rather not be-- - A'buh buh buh buh!
Remember the deal with Sikowitz.
- I don't want-- - You've got to do it.
[arguing]
Yes.
Yes. I will be in the next scene.
Wonderful!
Can she be in it, too?
[music playing and chattering]
Oh, and we haven't even mentioned the fact that Tori
and Jade have been married twice. Yeah, you heard us.
They even had a kid together.
Hey, I am so honkin' happy that we got married
and then had this cute little baby!
Ditto to that!
I tell ya, there's nothing on this planet
warms my cockles more than lookin'
at this magical pile of baby right there!
Honey, wake up!
Blast off!
No, no. You were saying, I'm so?
Oh... right.
You're so good... gentle.
How can you love a sleepy loser like me?
Jade isn't the easiest human to get along with.
But isn't it kind of odd that she picks on Tori the most?
How does the saying go? We pick on the people we like?
Well, we might've made that up, but the point still stands.
"Well, hello boys. My name is Tori Vega.
Buy me some licorice and I'll give you a kiss."
"Only the people who helped find the letters
get to come." "Nothing to worry about."
"Oh, that's swell news."
"Who me? Why I would never hurt my dear sister, Trina.
Not me, sweet Sally Peaches!"
"You're ever so welcome!"
I don't talk like that!
I remember the saying now, imitation is the sincerest form
of flattery. That's totally what we meant.
Oh... right.
Regardless, Jade almost seems to have
a schoolgirl crush on Tori. Not to mention the only person
Jade even allowed to touch her besides Beck was Tori.
If you don't take your hands off me
in the next two seconds, you won't have hands.
Come on. Give Tori a squeeze.
- Thank you, Jade. - Never touch me.
You've got to give me a hug.
- No. - Just do it.
And to really top all this off,
we can't forget that Tori
and Jade went on an excellent date.
It was here that we saw Jori's true potential
and even got to witness how well they work together as a unit.
Guys, we really want to hang out alone.
- We are alone. - Just the four of us.
- Badoink! - Badoink!
- Oh my God. - Oh my God.
♪ One Get your hands off my ♪
♪ Two Or I'll punch you in the ♪
♪ Three Stop you're staring at my ♪
♪ Hey! Take a hint, take a hint! ♪
♪ I am not your missing link Let me tell you what I think ♪
♪ I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint! ♪
[cheering]
Oh, we took the hint.
The hint has absolutely been taken.
We know not everyone is going to agree that Tori
and Jade are meant to be, and that's okay.
But Jori would have conquered the world. Just saying.
Head on down to the comments, and let us know what you think,
Jade and Tori, bae or nay?
Oh.
I think it's the tickle bunny twins!
[laughing]