The Funniest Text On The Internet
Just tried to order a Diet Coke at the garbage can
*birthday sound*
i can't laugh you know
i..i really can't
cuz's i would'nt do this
why is it so CONFUSING?
Look at this
it says 'mcdonald's'
OHH
ok the 'Thank You'
give it away
every mcdonald's trash can has the 'Thank You'
but at the same time
look at this
wasnt it look like..you order something and it looks like it want to take your voice :0
that doesn't even make any sense
*mind saying* why would it want to take your voice
oh my god
What trash can look like that?
i blame the trash can
i dont blame this man
or a woman
i BLAME Mcdonald's (why)
they try to trick you
*fire at the hand*
i dont even wanna imagine the conversation look like this
you pulled it up
*car sound*
HEY CAN I GET ONE DIET COKE? PLZ
what?
is that a freacking trash can?
THE FRECKING TRASH CANNNN
YOU ORDER IN A TRASH CAN
How is it going guy's
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Today we looking for some Funniest Text spotted on the Internet
Lets look at some of these Text's
AND lets do this (?)
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jesus
talk dirty to me~
I'm not wearing any underwear because you never put the laundry in the dryer like i asked you to 100 times.
*gasp* why cant you just put the underwear in the dryer
is that good for you?!?
is that the dirty talk~?
you were looking for?!
you were just like: jesus i just wanna little bit something seductive
i was just gonna go to the bathroom
with my (?)
screw your (?)
MY UNDERWEAR IS STILL..WET!
oh yea..talk dirty to me ~
talk dirty to mee~
NO IT IS WET BECAUSE YOU DIDNT PUT IT IN THE DRYER
GOD DAMMIT BOBBY(?)
GET A LIFE
im reading a text's
im reading the texts from the internet
Quick emergency question
Ask away -.-
Where can i keep a baby goat i empulsively bought?
WHAT THE [BEEP]
this is a joke right?
hahahaha
its a goat
This is billy
pffft hahahah
not a goddamn goat
baaaa.baaaa
Hi this is Billy
pfft haha
someone send a wrong person
A picture of MOTT'S
APPLE SAUCE
and then they say
Sorry wrong person
they respond:What kind of conversations are you having?
hahaha
Why would you even send MOTT'S Applesauce?
*illuminati sound*
ohhhh
they gonna do something freaky
this about to go down
burrrrr
This is so random
BUT
I LOVE IT!
my grandpa just called parmesan
wait.wait a minute
"pasta sugar"
but its called "parmesan"
GIVE me the goddamn pasta sugar!
*shake heads*
jeeeezz my arms are so sore.. holy [beep]
baby chain ~
ok..ok i meant to type 'good' but i saw a string of kindergarteners on the street holing onto a rope to stay together as i typed but right now i'm more concerned with the fact that you
didn't fell the need to ask for clarification
yea..you just like randomly typing 'baby chain'
baby chain
BAAAAAAAABY chainn
Ran out of hair gel so put some mousse in it
HA! they finally let me use a golf cart
ooooooowhattttt im jealous
already flipped it :P
goddammit jimmy
nudes? B)
lets role play first. be a bank owner and ill be the robber ;)
thats a weirdass roleplay but you do your thing...freacking ass couple
okay o-o..a heart eyes..hi miss how can i help you?
aww aww the cringeeee
alright they do the thing,i cant,i cant judge
are you a bank?
yes ;p
then leave me alone (a loan)
wait what?
ghhaaaha
thats a perfect way to reject someone
pretend that you on a roleplay
and put a stupid as pun
AMAZING
what if the g i gif is silent (it will be if)
Go to [beep] to sleep
what gif i dont want to :D
get it? cuz the gif is there? haaaaa
there is a picture of-what is that?
it seem like a cheese sandwiche and tomato soup
and the guy say:just call me chef
ohkay "MR.CHEF"
she ask:where did you get tomato soup?
that is not a tomato soup
thats a bowl of ketchup i microwaved
girl:How tall are you?
you know im just uh 6 foot 8
Wow your pretty tall
yeah you some girls like it
*sad voice*but it sucks becausei have really long legs and arms and big ass feet
but tiny hands so when i run i look like a goblin sometimes
hahaha
ohhhhh
whhy are you saying that
i didnt creepy or anything
i look like a goblin sometimes
do you think she's pretty?
alright,there is a picture of a snake with a spaghetti noodle over its head
are you serious right now?
the person respond
what..what is this?
she's cute i guess
why is there spaghetti on her head
im sorry i cant be her
*slap head*
*DRUNK VOICE* dude..buttholes are like pockets..like you can store stuff up there..and keep it safe
ahhhuhhuhhahahuha
*mad voice*No they are not..please do not do that
what are you storing up in your butthole?
holy [beep]
what you doing? [wyd]
taking a bath *with bath emoji*
send a pic
you trynna get a perbath nude?
there this is
OHH [BEEP]
and he says
BYE!
hahaha
I'm so done guys
thank you so much for watching!
i think this gonna wrap it up for this hilarious text found on the internet
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