This week's Music Monday will get you a shiny copy of a Super Junior's new album
with Super Junior's Spy
I got you a brand new CD
OK for starters, Let's just say how shocked we were by people's responses to this video
Even though, this won on our Kpopcharts
it just barely squeaked its way past Nu’est to get into first place
Super Junior music video usually though destroy everything in sight
and we've read a lot of comment from people who really dislike this song and music video
I've gotta say,
I'm totally shocked cuz I think this is the best Super Junior song that we reviewed on Music Monday
The blaring trumpet sample they used from Get Smart
It's not James Bond people, it's Get Smart
Paired with an amazing baseline
It's seriously one of my favorite beats of the year
It's totally rockingly awesome
The problem that I have with the song though was that
it's similar to the "Sexy Free and Single"
and the great parts are really great
but the boring parts are soooo boring
Sure that 40's swing music is fun if you're in the mood for that
but it totally ruins the vibe otherwise freakingly amazing song
Now, when it comes to the video, we both agree
It's exactly what we expected
Super Junior dancing in fancy boxes with weird lights and
also a prop or two, in this case guns
Even with their gun props,
did you notice that Super Junior didn't actually move their fingers to pull the trigger?
Yet,the guns still fired
I can come to one clear and obvious conclusion
They are mutants and have psychic powers
they don't need their fingers to fire their guns
JUST THEIR MINDS!!!
WAIT, If Super Junior has super powers
then all he kpop groups are actually super power mutants and using Kpop as a cover
DEAR GOD NO..
We have a situation
You are right, this is a situation
Call the others and see me in the emergency meeting
Secret password... is...
um...sorry...I didn't hear the password
That is the secret password, double eye flare,
remember that
Oh...ok...right away sir
Ayo TOP, we tried to warn you, the are on to TVXQ and had to keep your head down
OK,Max...that's really mature
ok are you done?
Can we?
Can we focus ..
Can we focus here, Max?
UKNOW, can you put Max in check please?
Are you done, Max?
Is it out of your system?
Why don't we call Taemin man?
Taemin has the best Dorito ninja skills!
are unmatched!!!
Doritos~~~
The last words you'll ever hear when I throw this Doritos at your face!
No good, Doritos does leave fingerprints and we need something more
I've got it!!!
What about Mir's waffle attack?
You can get them by breakfast and make them look like an accident
No good... they are in a low carb diet and people will know that something is suspicious
Hey Junsu, why don't you head to their home and knock on the doors and intoxicate them?
Then it would be over with them
Junsu..Junsu can't not do this
What??
Junsu is compromise
What are you talking about?
This Simon and Martina, they...they're the only ones who will understand the Junsu
I'm sorry....Junsu...must decline
We have no other choice
we have to unleash he unmega level weapon
Sir...you can't be serious...
This must be done
TOP..C'MON He's like a cool bloody killer..
he doesn't ...
I'm sending out the JoKwon signal
OH DEAR GOD
OH YAH!! We are on to you Kpop groups!!!
You and your...mutant powers
but I've gotta say, it's a one thing to lead in a power mutant
and another thing is to be a spy
I'm pretty sure that Super Junior will make the worst spy ever!!!
Spy are suppose to be secretive, right?
Gathering from the shadow,
sneaking up on people and going undercover,
and busting out at nights!
Element of surprise, these guys though, would be all but gone
Yes, Mr.Simple I think we can make this deal
the bombs with the diamonds
Let us finalize the agreement with a laugh
Siwon Oppah!!!!
Do you know this woman?
She's calling you..um..Siwon oppah?
NO...she's not talking about me.....
she won...something
she's happy so... she won and she's great ...
SHE..WON...OPPAH!!!
Yes ladies and gentleman, that's the best that we can come up for this video
because it has NOTHING....
[The Dance]
There are some really cool dance sections in this song
When they use blazers to switch between members,
and how they like merge dancing with like a spy role-play
It was a bit like watching a musical
but that really lasted at the beginning
As the video progress, there weren't any dance moves that caught my eye
Like to say their dance moves in "Sorry Sorry", "Bonorama" and even "Mr.Simple"
I'm really starting to think their members are so busy filming dramas and movies and other things
that they really don't have the time to learn a super complicated dance
or to film a more interesting video
[The English]
As for the English of the song
I'm gonna say ...
-37 out of 5
It almost could have been -30, but the English here is just headshakingly bad
that I had to give even lower than that!
We've got HA EE LAH EE TUH
which is 5 syllables for the world highlight
which should be 2 syllables..
And we've got the chorus of "We got you little runaway"
which is just awkward..
because the emphasis is on the wrong syllable....it's weird
But my personal favorite that almost made me pee with laughter when I first heard it
Yes I misheard it, I know
but now can't hear it any other way
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes..Super Junior is saying, "Go kick it in the butt"
but I didn't know that until I googled the lyrics for this song
Before then though, I was sure that Super Junior was telling us ...
Not to take it in the butt...
I will say this though, right in that part of the song,
they do like an upper motion in the hands ..
Don't take it in the....
But regardless how I misheard it, even "Go kick it in the butt" is awkward
It's something that your grandpa would tell you to do
and it doesn't even make sense in the context of what they are talking about
Altogether, this is a fun song but the English is horrendous
IT'S SO BAD!!!
It blows your mind with badness
DON'T TAKE IT IN THE BUTT!!!
[The Showdown]
Last week, we made a super mistake putting Justin Bieber against Teen Top for the bowling edition
and Justin Bieber got beyond spanked
I can't remember a bigger spanking in Kpop Music Monday history, can you Simon?
NOT IN A LEAST BIT
And we were really surprised because I happened to like Justin Bieber
I have no problem with him, seems like Kpop fans are against Justin Bieber
What did he ever do to you?
He's Canadian and he's a Youtuber...and...
Justin Bieber I like you and Kpop
For this week's showdown we ask which spy video you preferred
Wonder Girls in "Two Different Tears"
or Super Junior in "Spy"?
Leave you goes in the comments or in our Facebook pole
and we will announce the winner next week
Also if you have a video that you want us to review it for next week's Kpop Music Monday
head on to eatyourkimchi.com/kpopcharts and get voting
I'm so sorry NU'EST, you were like 10 minutes away from winning the first place
but then Super Junior won
It's giveaway time!!
We’re giving away one copy of Suju new repackaged album to one lucky YouTube subscriber
BUT you must be a subscriber to win!
To enter the contest, all you've gotta to is to answer this totally easy question
We all know that Super Juniors are spies in this video, but what’s their top secret mission?
Leave you answers in the youtube comment section below
We’ll announce the winner next week!
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Take it away, Spy Spudgy ~