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Swedish food in IKEA in ...
Korea!
[Silly go-around-jolly intro music]
[wooosh sound]
Yeah, so after our last episode where we went 'round IKEA and thought of funny puns
Mhmmmmm
You know *knitted eyebrows*
Being funny ish-ksh is absolutely tiring, right. You know
Takes a lot of brain power
Lot of energy and what better way to refill that energy than eating food
And if you have been to an IKEA in your homecountry, I'm sure they have the restaurant part near the end, you they're like
[Sexy eyebrows, wink] Aw yeah, you there, you've been walking for a long time how about some food? - right
Is it a good reflection of Swedish food?
I've been to Sweden once and err- and never went to an IKEA in Sweden, cause that would've been weird
BUT, ERM
We didn't actually eat that much food, we were only there for a couple of days - We just drank most of the time
From what I know from back in Canada, the IKEA, or the IKAE-YA, restaurant part
Like the foodcourt, is actually a destination.
It's a destination
People just go to eat there
And don't really need to get anything from IKEA.
Hmm-mhmmm that's cool
Cause I dont- lskndflks- I can't think of any place with a Swedish restaurant, apart from IKEA [Haeppy nods in agreement]
[Unison laughter]
Pretty much
So
But, our special Swedish friend was there to vouch for whether or not the Swedish food was actually Swedish
And if the Koreans got it right [eyebrow lifty lift]
We're gonna need a cart.
Oh yeah, we're gonna get a cart. Yo, we cant get everything.
Why
It's 5 bucks a cake! 'Wohooohoo' - We're getting everything.
Obviously we dont have to get a croissant, or a chicken drumstick. We don't need that. We're not-we're not?
Yeah, why not? Why not a chicken drumstick, what if it tastes different
Okay, we're getting chicken drumstick
[B/H]: For science!
We're getting chicken drum stick
We're not gonna get the kimchi fried rice, cause it's not Swedish.
No, nothing Korean, only the Swedish food.
Seems we have some trolleys here, I think we need 2 cause we gonna buy 'nearly' EVERYTHING
We're getting everything, EVERYTHING. Swedish apple pie
I dunno what this is but, I'm getting it. Cheesecake, chocolate mousse cake- [B]: This is excessive
But, it's going to be so good.
Some brownie. We're not gonna get this are we? Ah-yeah we are, I want to eat it. Oh, okay.
BOOM, BOOM - WHOOOOOOOOOO
It's the salmon, it's the salmon right. It's the salmon. Oh, no I want the one with more salmon
More salmon
Swedish meatballs, for sure. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This actually looks so nice
Strawberry tart and one piece of fried chiicken right. How much is it going to come to?
[Cashier speaking Korean]
Ohhhhhh, 55 dollars [Haeppy speaks Korean - 50050WON]
$55.50
So are gonna be joining our special guest
Look at our beautiful friend, Ida from Sweden with us.
The link to her channel will be in the description
In Sweden, the IKEA of food, is it good? Would you say it's good food? [Ida]: For the money, yes.
[Chanting] Time to eat, time to eat, time to eat
Is there a saying in Swedish, before we eat. Like in Korean there is, "잘 먹겠습니다"
[Insert alien-swedish word I've never heard in my life]
What? [smaaklijdt maaltid-ish]
Smoked leg-Malted (???)
I wanna start with the meatballs, because that is the best one, right? Just dig in right, you're eating too so
Oh wait, do we put the berry sauce with the mashed potato or with the meat?
Everything together
Yeahhh, that's the way I like to it
I don't like mixing stuff ahead, so I'm just trying [Haeppy love mixing stuff apparently]
That's nice
That's so good That's nice
Oh, I have missed gravy so much even though this is not the gravy that I usually eat
This is literally called brown sauce in Swedish [true story]
I LOVE BROWN SAUCE
I have disrespected the Swedish flag [B]: Wow..
This is so nice. You wanna lick this too? I do, I actually do
Can I?
Master BapMokja, can I, can I lick the plate?
Now you have my permission to lick
Like a dog
This is so good, it's so good [B]: I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from your ...
Gravlax Sauce
SAUCE
Gravlax sauce, this is gravlax sauce [H]: This is gravlax [B]: Gravlax
That's what it is called.
GRAVLAX
Cause Ida doesn't like eating fish, so she wont have fish. [B]: But, does it look Swedish? [I]: Yeah
Good, okay, good. Let's go [H]: I'm gonna lemon-nize mine then [I]: It looks like Swedish Midsummer
Let's go, Im gonna try, unseasoned for my first (bite)
What was this called?
Gravlax Sauce
Gravlax sauce..I have don't know what it's going to taste like I'm a bit scared. Is it really strong?
Sour and sweet
Not bad?
I thought I wasn't gonna like it at first, but actually I really like that
[Bapmokja moans at the dild mustard]
I'm gonna make a salmon roll
You're making a salmon roll? We have salmon rolls!
[Mature adult giggles, wink wonk]
This is not how the Swedes eats it? Haeppy style
Mm, that sauce is very-erm [H]: MHMMM
I luuv saaaaaaaalmon
We're gonna eat the potato
I want that
Grate (Potato Gratin)
And the salmon with the beans
What sauce is this? Do we know?
[H]: She doesn't know [I]: I don't know [B]: You want to try the sauce?
Yellow sauce, you just call it yellow sauce?
Think we left it too long
Smoked salmon was definetely better. Gravlax was definitely better
GRAVLAX
To be fair, dry salmon is just bad all together
[Haeppy struggles]
Beans
[H]: Cool beans man (too many beans in his mouth) [B]: I can't get what this taste is of this sauce
[B]: What is it [H]: It's a little bit peppery
[B]: Really? [I]: It could be pepper sauce (LOL)
[Bapmokja giving the 'beach u forreal' stare] [H]: It could be peppercorn sauce, makes sense
The best part about this is the mashed potatos
Do you actually like this?
Oh, I LOVE it [I]: Cause it doesn't taste like potatos [H]: I LUUUUUUV it
Next up we have that potato gratin, putaaa
But, in Swedish it is called the [I]: Potatisgratäng
PotatisgraTANG
Potatisgratäng
Let's try it. You go first, you haven't eaten in a while
[I]: Yayyyyy [B]: It's covered in cheese right? The potatos are covered in cheese right?
It also has like cream and stuff
[B/H]: Cream AND cheese. [B]: Oh creamcheese [I]: Cream and stuff *winkwonk
[I]: It is good [H/B]: It's good? Yeahhhhhh
It IS, oh wow!
Just eating it off the table
I don't care this is so good
I feel that I should eat with something else though [B]: No.
[B]: No, eating with anything [I]: This with like grilled chicken
Or [B]: Fried chicken? [H]: Oh,grilled chicken would be amazing with this. Amazing with this
You're so bad at eating
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Never heard that before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[B]: This is better than the whole salmon dish [I]: Eat, eat, you're hungry [H]: You should eat x2
Onions
That's what I can taste that sort of makes it taste so good
[B]: that makes it so good, the onions [H]: Oh, really? Cause cheese is also what makes it taste so good
[B]: We're like Ida eat, and then [H]: There's lots of people that- [I]: Like Ida
Hurry up and eat before we eat it all [H]: That's true
I mean, my mom thinks I'm coming home to Sweden this summer to meet her
[H]: No [I]: No [B]: You coming home *laughs*
There we go
I just made it more Swedish
And so we have 4 meatballs, some tomato sauce, a bit cheese and pasta
[I]: Isn't this like from the kids menu? [B]: One of them-
Is it?
I'm assuming Ida is gonna eat half a meatball so I'm gonna split this
Just eat it
Just eat it, eat it, eat it eat it, just Ida
Just IEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
IDAAAAA
Oh, it's a bit tough the pasta
The meatballs aren't as good either, but they're the same meatballs
I think it's because they're in the sauce and stuff
I don't even wanna finish this one
Really? Cause I'll finish it
]B]: That feel, it feels really weird [H]: That what, the tortilla?
Yeah, it feels really weird
It's Tunnbröd
It's a what?
Ton-ton ton bread? Tun bread?
Tunnbröd
[Keeps trying]
Oh no, lemon
I dunno this smell, this smells, not good
But, it's fish
[B]: It could be. No, no. It doesn't smell like it though
Okay, well I'm gonna eat it
You're gonna eat that? (I-DA ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Eating with Ida~
[H]:I love it [B]: The smell isn't as good
[H]: I like it [B]: God the taste ain't that good either
Really? I like it. This is something that, I would eat for lunch. Pack it to go, eat it for lunch. Why not.
[B]: You like fried chicken though, don't you? [I]: I love it
[B]: Goooooood
JJang~
[B]: Oh, how do you say [I]: Why is mine so big [H]: Skål (cheers)
Skål~ ͡
Taste like fast food fried chicken
Now, this is absurd right
Yeah
I guess it's a mini pie
A mini pie. You're making this up aren't you?
Looks like it's a miniature pie
It's a Miniature pie
Officially, it's a strawberry tart
Okay, let's go
[B]: Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing [H]: This is my part
[B]: No, it's my part, look [H]: Okay, fine you have that part then
It's just tart anyway, whatever (sass mode)
[B/H]: You're a tart
[B]: I said it first [H]: You tart-let [B]: I said it first
I don't like it, it tastes like lingonberry
[I]: I dunno [B]: It's very sweet, very very mini pie
My teeth actually hurts
Really?
As soon as I put it in my mouth, my teeth started hurting. It was like, "What are you doing"
What do you think of it?
You don't like it?
It doesn't taste like Swedish
What was this called again?
A princess tårta, right?
[H]: What is suppose to be inside? [I]: It's just like, sponge cake and like vanilla sauce, cream, strawberries
[H]: That sounds great [B]: Let's find out
Strawberries
Cream
Spongecake
Ohhhhhhhhhh, it's gonna be so gooooood
So, my mom always makes this for me for my birthday
Really?
Yeah
[B]: This size or bigger? [I]: Big, like
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Like, family size, cause this is just, again, mini. Mini version
Okay, let's go let's try it
[H]: I could eat the whole thing in my mouth [B]: I'm hoping I won't be disappointed
That's Haeppy's style ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
[H]: I'm gonna put it all in my mouth, Haeppy style [B]: All in his mouth
Oooooohhh, someone doesn't like itttttttttt
Too sweet
[B]: Now I'm going to try it, is it marzipan? [H]: It's very very sugary
[H]: It's the marzipan, that I don't like
I absolutely hate marzipan
[H]: It's like creamy
Not bad
[B]: I don't hate this marzipan [H]: The aftertaste
What?! This isn't marzipan
This is the not, the least marzipan tasting-marzipan I've ever eaten
You try
You gotta get it in
Thanks
Or just, sharing is caring
Sharing is caring, honey
Is this a prinsesstårta fit for a princess?
No
[B]: No? *laughs* [H]: What about a ghetto princess, like a cheap, cheap princess
[I]: Yeah [H]: Cheap princess? Okay
These 3 are not very Swedish, at all are they
Not specifically
[B]: Apart from that horse, right [H]: Expect for the horse [I]: The horse is Swedish
Would you like to eat the horse?
That's not the first time she has been asked that question, apparently
There's not that much to explain for this, it's a chocolate mousse cake, so let's go for it
Oh it's not that moussy though
No, it's moussy
I think it's great
I encountered some resistance
Oh, now it's Swedish!
no no no
Now it's Swedish
The mousse, they sell it at, they have it here too
Just a jar of mousse?
[I]: Yeah [H]: OHHHHH
[H]: Eat the horse. [B/H]: [chants] Eat the horse
Swedish girl takes horse in her mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Was that all sexual or was that sexual
Just do a taste tester, she doesn't need that much
She's a modelllll
She is
Ida is a model
We're models
Fat models wahahahahha
Plus size model
YO, cheese cake
[B]: Cheese cake! [H]: Cheesecake, whipped cream, done
Oh, it's real tough isn't it
[B]: It's congealed [H]: It's pretty standard
I'm not gonna have anymore, I don't like
Just cheesecake
It's not worth filling my stomach with, cheese cake calories
[H]: Ohhhhh, there you go! This is Ida's [B]: Oh yeah?
I'm pretty full already
Brownies
Next are brownies~
Same same
Maybe buildings are made of these
This is so tough
Oh, it's almost like fudge, rather than brownies
It's not really a brownie
It's almost like a bar of fudge
From our resident fudge expert
Not for me
[Cake moan]
It tastes so good
I know what it is
[H]: What is it? [I]: They're trying to do that thing I told you about earlier
That's not a brownie but, Swedish
So this will take the cake
Because it's a pie
Yayyy
Oh wait it's just a pie, right?
It's just a pie, no icecream, no nothing
No cream, nothing
[H]: I think it's gonna be delicious [B]: It looks like its got cinnamon in it
[H]: but, I think it would been even more delicious if it was microwaved or heated up
Skål
Oh no, ooooooh no
Not for me
That pie crust tastes like cake
I want pie crust
Everything is better hot
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
I like salty stuff more than sweet stuff
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Don't like it
It's bad chocolate x2
Milk chocolate with hazelnut
I don't dislike it, it's just not amazing
So we tried everything
But, what were our favorites
Meatballs
[B]: The meatballs were great [H]: Meatballs, meatball, meatballs
[H/B]: and the Potato gratin
GRAVLAX
[B/H]: Yeah
That was good
What about the Swede?
I mean, I'm kinda underwhelmed but, I expected that
It's IKEA, come on now
Swedish IKEA is better
Swedish food made by Swedish people in a Swedish shop, is better than Swedish made by Koreans in a Swedish shop in Korea
That's the verdict!
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