NOW, HERE AT "THE LATE LATE SHOW" WE HAVE THE MOST
INCREDIBLE GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT OF THIS SHOW AND I'VE REALIZED
USING THEIR SKILLS, I CAN SEE LITERALLY ANYTHING, ANYTHING I
WANT TO SEE, ANYTHING AT ALL I CAN JUST SEE IT.
SO I THOUGHT I'D LET THEM JUST GO WILD, PUT TOGETHER SOME
THINGS THAT I MIGHT OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE -- THIS IS
"JAMES WANT TO SEE IT." ♪
SO THEY CAME TO THE OFFICE AND THEY WERE LIKE, HEY, JAMES, WHAT
DO YOU WANT TO SEE? I SAID I WANT TO SEE A WHEEL!
THEY SAID, OK. I SAID, NO, NO, WAIT I WANT TO
SEE A WHEEL AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.
I SAID, I WANT TO SEE A WHEEL, THEY SAID, I'M SORRY. A
WHEEL IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE. THEY SAID YOU GOT TO SLOW DOWN.
I SAID, YOU HAVE GOT TO LISTEN! [LAUGHTER]
I WANT TO SEE A WHEEL, A WHEEL IS WHAT I WANNA SEE!
AND THEY SAID, A WHEEL OF WHAT I WANNA SEE?
I SAID, CORRECT! CAME BACK AN HOUR LATER AND,
THERE. A WHEEL OF WHAT A WANNA BANG, THERE IT WAS RIGHT SEE AND
THAT JAMES MIGHT WANT TO SEE, ON IT THERE ARE THINGS HERE OK?
NOT WITH THE BAND WANT TO SEE, NOT WHAT IAN WANTS TO SEE.
NOT WHAT ANYONE IN THE STUDIO WANTS TO SEE.
NOT WHAT YOU AT HOME WANT TO SEE.
WHAT JAMES WANT TO SEE. IF JAMES WANT TO SEE IT, JAMES
WILL SEE IT IF JAMES DON'T WANT TO SEE IT, JAMES WON'T SEE IT.
TO BE CLEAR, IN THIS SCENARIO, I AM JAMES.
[LAUGHTER] JAMES IS ME.
I AM JAMES. SEE, IT SAYS JAMES WANNA SEE,
RIGHT? WHAT I'M SAYING IS YOU ARE
IRRELEVANT IN THIS. I'M REMOVING YOU FROM THE
SO LET'S GIVE IT A SPIN AND EQUATION, OK? SEE
IF JAMES WANNA SEE IT. THAT'S ME.
I'M JAMES. OK.
[CLICKING NOISES] GORDON RAMSEY YELLING AT THE
WORLD'S LARGEST POTATO. [LAUGHTER]
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THAT? HM?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT? >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> James: COULDN'T CARE LESS. GORDON RAMSEY YELLING AT THE
WORLD'S LARGEST POTATO. DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND]
I DON'T. I DON'T.
[LAUGHTER] I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT.
IS THAT DISAPPOINTING TO YOU? I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP].
I DO NOT GIVE A [BLEEP]. I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT, SIR. YOU.
PART ONE OF THE SHOW DURING YES, YOU. THE
CHAT SEGMENTS WHEN JIMMIE ALLEN IS OUT LATER, I WILL CARE ABOUT
YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER BE ABLE TO FULLY FATHOM.
BUT NOW, NOW, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN ANNOYANCE TO ME.
[CLICKING NOISES] [LAUGHTER]
MICHELANGELO'S GUY FIERI. DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[LAUGHTER] FORGET IT.
JAMES WANNA SEE IT. ♪
[APPLAUSE] [CLICKING NOISES]
LET'S GIVE IT A SPIN. A MAN WHOSE NAME IS
SCOOBY D. DOO II -- I'M WARNING YOU --
I MIGHT NEED SILENCE NOW, [LAUGHTER] GUYS,
KNOW WHICH WAY JAMES IS GOING BECAUSE I CAN'T -- I DON'T TO
FALL. OK?
I CAN'T CALL IT, SO I REALLY ASK FOR SILENCE.
DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT? NOT YOU.
NOT SILENCE FROM YOU, STEVE. >> OH, YOU SAID SILENCE SO --
>> James: NO. [LAUGHTER]
CAN YOU PLAY THE KEYBOARD? YOU CAN'T?
OTHER THAN STEVE, SILENCE. STARTING NOW.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
JAMES WANNA SEE IT. [APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER] THAT'S -- THAT IS HIS NAME.
THAT'S HIS NAME. >> YOU THINK IT'D BE SOME
CRAZY-LOOKING GUY. >> James: THAT'S NOT THE
POINT. >> YEAH.
>> James: THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO SEE AND THAT'S HIS NAME.
BRING HIM BACK UP. THERE HE IS.
[CLICKING NOISES] [APPLAUSE]
THE PROPERTY BROTHERS TOUCHING BUTTS.
[APPLAUSE] THE PROPERTY BROTHERS TOUCHING
BUTTS. [LAUGHTER]
START WITH THAT APPLAUSE THERE. WHAT WAS THAT?
WHO STARTED CLAPPING THEN? WHO WAS THAT?
SHOW YOURSELF. SOMEONE NEAR THAT PERSON.
POINT TO THEM. [LAUGHTER]
WAS IT YOU? >> IT WAS HER.
>> JaHER?>> James: YES. DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
YOU STARTED SOMETHING HERE. DOES JAMES WANT TO SEE IT?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC] JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
[APPLAUSE] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC
FROM JIMMIE ALLEN, EVERYBODY! ♪