Humanating aliens? Toxic mudfish?
And did we finally figure out who stole Chapa's phone?
You stole my phone, you stole my innocence.
It's time for another spooky and soupy edition
of Swellview mysteries.
Swellview is no stranger to alien encounters.
For almost a decade, the area has been a hot spot
for extraterrestrials, from martian rocks
to space bugs and Bose's alien girlfriend, Glurp.
These creatures usually visit Earth first,
but recently the tables turned
when Danger Force was suddenly abducted
into space.
That poses the question,
if aliens were always watching over Swellviewians
how come it took so long to finally abduct someone?
[grunting]
Or perhaps Swellviewians have been being abducted all along.
Well, that's unexpected.
That's may be why we never see some characters again.
Whoa.
Danger Force were recently transported
to a rundown swamp planet known as Blarda.
That means they had to have traveled
through a wormhole to another solar system.
[Charlotte] Schwoz?!
That's a different kind of worm, Schwoz.
Let me enjoy my worms.
These space creatures are so much different
than the ones you ever met before.
Because these aliens have an appetite for humans.
I will eat all of you.
- What? - I'm sorry, did you say "eat"?
Did I alien stutter?
No, but you couldn't possibly eat all of us.
[unintelligible]
Oh, no. No, it won't just be me.
My rich friend, Dark Zuckerblerg will also feast
upon your human bones.
The only knowledge of an alien diet
we had previously were: they occasionally enjoy chips,
and a fettuccine Alfredo smoothie from Hip Hop Puree.
That hits both my stomachs.
Ew. That must give both of Glurp's stomachs a bellyach.
[laughing] I don't get that at all.
This makes the human eating even more shocking.
Which begs the larger question,
Which one of you is the most tasty?
Can't be Captain Man, right? He's way too old.
Next person who asked me how old I am
is going to get a little visit from angry punch guy.
Who is 30... 30... 30.
Plus he tastes pretty bad
with his whole indestructibility thing.
I'm indestructible.
You can chew me all you want, I ain't getting any smaller!
I'm like a big piece of human gum.
I'm gonna guess this is what Captain Man's insides look lik.
Luckily, before the aliens could enjoy their human soup,
Miles and Glurp save the day. Man, I guess Piper was right.
You really can put anything in soup.
You can't put this in there. It's creamed possum.
You can put anything in soup, it's just got to be wet.
Danger Force were unable to use their powers away from Earth.
And the only way they got out of the planet, Blarda,
was when Miles had to make the ultimate sacrifice.
In order to gain his powers back,
he agreed to eat unicorn poop.
- No. - Just do it.
Why did he have to eat unicorn poop again?
Because of alien science.
[groaning] I hate alien science.
Same. It's my most difficult class.
Right. Right.
So does ingesting poop get you powers?
Not bad.
Uh, apparently so.
Like when Captain Man accidentally ate that bird poo.
Did anything else happen?
We'll just leave that mystery right there.
This isn't the first time that Danger Force
have lost their powers in a peculiar way.
After the heroes discovered the hit seafood restaurant,
Big Beards, something strange started to happen.
My telekinesis isn't teleki-working.
We need to teleki person who can teleki-fix me.
They were all somehow powerless.
And it was only after Schwoz realized
they were unknowingly being fed juice from red-eyed mudfish.
Did they stop enjoying their delicious shrimp dishes?
Let's go Volt.
We'll come back, we'll come back.
Put down the cutlass. Come on. Let's go.
- Hurry up, please. - Okay, come on.
But why does juice from red-eyed mudfish
take away a superhero's powers?
From what we know about mudfish,
they can be found in swampy, slow flowing water.
Could the mud water be polluted with chemicals
to make the fish toxic to superheroes?
Could the Evil Science Corp be somehow involved?
Ray has proudly spoke about dumping old electronics
in Lake Swellview.
I tossed 'em in the endangered wetlands near Lake Swellview.
I do it all the time. Works great for car batteries,
old laptops, bodies.
Yeah. I've been thinking about that.
You really need to stop poisoning
those wetlands with e-waste.
I eat turtles from that swamp all the time.
They don't taste like poison to me at all.
Could his polluting be changing the fish species as a result?
Scientists agree it is possible.
We definitely asked a few.
Smart, smart.
Plus, Ray is always going on and on about fishing.
You should come fishing with me sometime, buddy.
I'm good.
There's no way he won't be creating
crazy new species if you're polluting.
Hey, guys, does catfish ever go bad?
[sniffing] It's probably fine.
Take the Jolly Beetle, for example.
After ingesting Japanese fish flakes,
these seemingly harmless beetle insects
started to have the power to break down molecular densit.
Yet another reason not to mess with nature.
So it's safe to say Ray's made a lot
of questionable decisions in life.
That is so not true.
From his country single, I'm Not Okay...
♪ I'm not okay It's just me and my truck ♪
To dressing up as the cheer lobster.
He also went to prom with Mary Gaperman
from the KLVY News.
[gasping]
You went to prom with that news lady?
Ha! Noice.
What an interesting developmen.
Now, we've only really seen Captain Man and Mary
in the same room, face to face once,
dancing like no one was watching.
[music playing]
Actually, we wish no one was watching.
But does Mary know
that Ray and Captain Man are the same person?
What happened between Ray and Mary?
Maybe the reason why Ray is perpetually single
is from a broken heart
from their relationship in high school.
Does that mean Ray and Mary are the same age?
Even though we're not even really sure how old Ray is.
But he's like deaf old, though.
Not much is known about Mary Gaperman.
Other than that, she doesn't know very much.
- Do, do, do, do, do, do. - Wait.
- Do do, do do, do, do. - Mary, please.
Mary, please stop that.
You don't have to sing the music.
I don't have to, Trent. I get to. Trent.
Perhaps her memory was wiped
entirely of Ray on their prom night.
You know, with the whole memory wiper thing.
Especially since the memory wiper
has a very specific function.
Schwoz, how hard would it be to alter the memory wiper
so it only erases specific memories?
Like only memories that involve me
or things that I've said or done?
Yeah, there's a setting right here.
I'm sorry, what?
It's easy. I can adjust this setting,
and it will only wipe the memories of you.
So with that knowledge, maybe Schwoz could've erased
the memories of Ray and Mary
so they'd never remember each other.
There's only one way to find out their past.
We have to get them back in the same room.
My turn. Ahh.
If only Mary was a mom,
then Ray would definitely be interested in her.
I was at the gym.
Yeah, it's legs, back, arms, chest, fist, feet, and neck day.
Something worth exploring for another day.
Another character who raises more questions is
none other than the talking piece of furniture,
the Chest Monster,
first located trying to eat swans
in the Swellview Lake.
Why is it okay to eat chickens but not swans?
Swans are jerks. They deserve to be eaten.
He's been living rent free in the Man's Nest ever since.
We've never seen Chest Monster outside of his box.
Why can't he leave his chest?
Is it possible Chest Monster is no monster at all,
and just a regular person
that got sucked up into the void?
Similar to when Charlotte was sucked up in a vacuum
and became a ghost in the Hart house.
[screaming]
Plus, where did this monster learn how to sing
as the voice of an angel?
♪ Something's going on ♪
♪ There's a Chest Monster In the Man's Nest ♪
Chess Monster also supposedly has family that hates him.
Maybe it's something the monster did to them
and the reason why he's stuck in solitary confinement.
If Chest Monster ever escaped his box,
what would it look like?
It could look something like the monster
that trapped Piper and her friends.
Is it possible that this is our monster?
We haven't seen it since.
It even has some similar coloring.
TBD on that one.
Awe, why you got to do Chest Monster like that?
And now a mystery that's finally been resolved?
A couple episodes ago, we posed the question
that aliens could have abducted Chapa's phone.
While we made a lot of wild claims,
none of them turned out to be true.
Our sources were all wrong. Thanks, Schwoz.
My bad. Schwoz's bad.
Recently, Chapa's phone was finally discovered by Wasti,
a mobile robot designed to locate
and pick up electronic waste.
[banging]
And for the first time since Chapa entered the Dangerverse,
she was reunited with her cellphone.
[slow motion] No way.
This is my cell phone.
Remember that boy who stole Chapa's phone?
Were we so foolish not to consider
that it could've been stolen from the inside?
That's right. We're talking that the culprit
being someone from Danger Forc.
A recent flashback has revealed the ultimate secret.
Eight years ago when Chapa, as a kid playing in the ball pt
at Duke E. Dawg's, a boy named Bose borrowed her phone
and never returned it.
Hi, could I please borrow your phone?
I want to video chat a puppy.
- Um, sure, - Thank you.
I was about to video chat with that puppy
when my mom grabbed me. and she said,
"I just scored a date with the vice mayor."
I tried to tell my mom that I needed
to return the phone that I borrowed
from this girl in the ball pit.
Then she pulled me out of ther.
I tried holding on to Duke E. Dawg
but my mom was pulling really hard.
That's right. It was Bose, Bosey, Bobo, Dimples,
gorgeous hair boy, you get the point.
Bose was the boy who had her phone in the desert
the night Chapa, Kid Danger and Captain Man
fought off the villains,
And Bose has a very interesting explanation.
I wasn't going to sell it to you.
I was just gonna give it back.
Give me back my phone!
But you guys were fighting Dr. Minyak and The Toddler,
so, I just ran away.
Drive!
Okay!
Bose held on to that phone for years
and after meeting with Ray, gave it to him,
where he kept it hidden in the Man's Nest.
Where Ray would hold onto the phone
until the time is right.
What were you waiting for?
I was waiting for you to be able to control your rage,
which you obviously still can't do. Ow! See?
Could this just be a cover for something else?
Why would Ray lie for years and years,
especially to his own colleagues?
People he's supposed to trust. It just doesn't add up.
What?
What else is Ray Manchester hiding?
Well, we all learned a valuable lesson today.
About honesty and communication with our friends?
No.
There are so many more mysteries
to explore, like who is this kd and why is he a lawyer?
I'm a lawyer.
Oh, my God.
And who is this kid and why is she a judge?
Court is now in session.
Ya win some, ya lose some.
And why does everyone in Swellview keep eating food
off the floor?
Does the five second rule not exist here?
Charlotte. Wanna pick up that popcorn I dropped?
Nah. Schwoz will just eat it off the floor.
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of Swellview Mysteries.
[screaming]
Why you gotta do Chest Monster like that?!