Top of the morning to you laddies, my
Name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back,
to Hello Neighbor. I said I wasn't going
to do anymore until I figured out either
how to finish it or they were going to
update the game and they updated it now.
It looks like a completely different
game. It looks way different than the
version I was playing before... So let's
just get into a new game--- like, the level
looks different; wait, look at this
shit, it has a cut scene now! This is me
arriving at my house *forced cough* and Mr. Wilson
is gonna peeping tom at me.
Maybe we should call you Tom, Tom Wilson,
Peeping Tom Wilson.There's Nobody even in my
car. *Laughs*
So who you peeping at? *Laughs*
Oh God, what? Pack up, find the place, unpack stuff,
Turn on electricity, check inside
Move stuff inside, and take a nap. (longest list ever)
mother of god---WHOA!, His house looks all
different. Jesus!... Okay.
Also, I'm not long outta bed, (wait he slept?)
so you'll have to forgive my voice for not being warmed up
yet, uhm... (awkward)
Ooh, binoculars. Oh and i can hold more
than one thing now.
No, I don't need a fucking chair! Uh, yeahh...
Oh, that's nice! Uhm, I wonder if I can go look at
Mr. Wilson's place. I think it's all
locked up. (Obviously)
I'll just do what the uh, the thingy tells
me to do. Um, can I equip nothing? Yes. Turn on
electricity. Woo. Press E to activate,
nice.
This is cool now! Sweet, did I do it, are
you crossed off now?
Yeahhh check inside. What do you tell me? Press F
to pickup. I got a key!
*Thud*
NICE!!!
Press Right Mouse Button to put item, and hold and
release Right Mouse Button to throw. Yay,
they changed it, because before the
reason I didn't know how to do it is
because you hold right mouse button and then
you press left mouse button to throw
things, and I had no idea that that's how
you actually did it,
so now they changed it to where you just hold the
right button and you actually throw it,
nice.
Whoa, whoa I can hide under things now!
that's awesome! Oh god, it's like a real fuckin'
horror game now. Move stuff inside. do I
really have to move all of this shit
inside my house? *Grunts dramatically then laughs* That's how I
move stuff. If only the movers were as
fast as I am. Hua! Look at that like a
fucking beast.
Oh, wait, it's crossed off. Take a nap! That, I
can do. Let me just close my door,
thank you, and close this door.
thank you. Nice I took a nap. You know what
his house reminds me of now? One of
those like forts that I built in fallout 4
Fallout Fort.
Hhah, the fourth one, the fort one. Did I just
see something over there? I think things are just
bugging out.
Also, this is still alpha by the way so
there's still going to be some bugs
and there's still going to be some little
things that are off here and there so
the game is not perfectly finished or
anything yet it's just this is the
newest update to it. It's really nice I
really like the (Breif pause) this style that this
game is going for, I really like the
development that-that it's going through.
So there's an upstairs now.
Oh balls. Do I have to go in and do the
thing like always? There is something
up there. Something just fucking moved
again. He's got like a train going around
What?! This is awesome!
Okay, oh he's in here. What are you doing? Oh, are
you mopping up? Are you mopping up the blood
for your dead wife?
He's contemplating it he's thinking
about his dead Mrs. with a brush in
hand in bed.
Stop you're freaking me out. Okay so this
is going to be completely different then,
because he doesn't just sit in and watch
TV all day anymore. So I actually have to
be clever about this. The whole place is
bigger.
Awh, this is awesome
Oh, oh, oh! He's right there, he's right there, he's in
this room. He's in the garage.
Can I go in here?
Oh my god I can. The furnace is in here now?
What?!
*Rusty squeaking noise*
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
I turned off the furnace, so now he's actually
gonna be going in there. Ah shit. Aw man, now I
have to think about like a bunch of
different things. I'm going upstairs, I'm going upstairs.
I'm going upstairs. Oh my god this whole
fucking place is way different. Is that a
shark? Is that a shark fin? Oh god this is way
creepier now. What the fuck?! He
has like a bloody amusement park inside his house.
Now it's really creepy, because I don't
know where he is.
There's a fucking classroom. What? Three.
Are you part of the code that I need? 7-5
times 3 + 1 9 - 2 Okay that might be stuff
for the code.
(Inaudible noise) I don't want to fucking math
right now, I just want to look around. Oh and
there's a creepy mannequin in the corner.
That I can apparently take and put on my
person. I'm gonna I Am Legend this shit.
Ooo, a paper airplane. Throw it! No-throw it!
Awesome! *Laughs*
(Another inaudible noise) *whispers* what the fuck? This is so weird. I mean technically
it should be kind of easier now, right?
There's only binoculars in there. (Whispers) Oh my god
they're everywhere. Because there's
more places to go now there's more places to
hide there's (Brief pause)there's just more of everything. He has
an elevator in his house now? This
whole place is huge.
Oooh... Hello!
Why does he have bells everywhere? Can I take this?
Okay.
What the fuck? Why would I need a jackhammer?
Okay I'm just gonna put the mannequin down
here. There we go, here we go. I should actually
just drop all the stuff outside and
then I can go out and get it and bring it home.
Ooo! I like how my brain works. Right, and
that's locked.
Yeah. I'm a turn off the lights cause I'm a
sneak. Okay, I can still go around, nice. (Pause) But now it's
almost impossible to figure out where
the fuck he is!
Ookay, this is- Illuminati! (Aol Dialup) This is where he
does all his business, now, I guess.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no. How do I get out? Is he chasing me?
I don't think he's actually chasing me, I
think the music just kicked up to fucking
scare the shit out of me.
Bastard!
Don't do that to me! Okay, we're going down,
first floor please.
WHAT?! No! First floor!
Uh, ding ding!
Okay, there you go. Don't, (Walrus noise) d- don't open up
an elevator in the middle of it's way down.
Oh now the music's playing so it's really hard to fucking
hear anything
Oh my god this whole fucking place is different, I have to get a
Whole different lay of the land now. I
don't even know where stuff is or what i'm
looking for any more! Oh shiet balls
Oh God god um I guess I should still try and
see if that fucking thing is still here
this room, Yeah it is, so now I don't need a
code I just need a key and a hammer and
Is the- uh the keys not here anymore
of course (Brief pause) STOP MUSIC!
I don't know how to deal anymore
Hammer hammer hammer yes... God
Get the fucking boards off
It's not working *shrieking* What do i do oh no i'm pressing all the buttons ahhh, going home i'm going home i dont like this i'm going to sleep *laughs* okay
I- I still have a hammer
that's good, just go to sleep and fuck everything (No not that way, get your mind out of the gutter.)
ok
Whhat the fuck. (Huge pause) *Car crashing*
What the shit!? (Pause) Oh you entice me. (Yet another pause.) What is
happening!? *Stock Cricket chirping* (Nearly inaudible) I don't know what's going on. I mean
does this key work fuckin hardly I mean
worth a try right? Man this is so much
better than it was before!
This is awesome now! (Nearly inaudible) Oh god. I mean don't get me wrong it
was fun before but now everything
ha like... (Inaudible speech) *Thud* Whaa! Does that mean he knows where I
am now? (Theres so many pauses im not even going to write pauses in the captions anymore)
I can't hear him where is he
what's happening? oh god no don't turn
them off
ok so the key doesn't work I have
a flashlight ok now i'm actually fucking
scared so the flashlights in there what
are you doing fucking bear traps so he
knows I was in the house because he put
a bear trap down outside the door
Damn it (Ok I might have lied when i said no more pauses in the subtitles) Mr. Wilson why can't I take
your chair
Oh Drop one of these. (Huge pause) This his bedroom?
There's a hammer.. Can you give me the key!?
I don't know where the key is! Oh god I'm stuck oh no I
broke it!
I'm stuck :( NOOOO!
Fuck man... I got stuck in the drawers!
Crapballs! Alrighty it's a new dawn it's
a new day it's a new life for me. So
let's see what we can do this episode
is probably just gonna be me looking around
the house to try and figure out where I
need to go and what I need to do (Which you've already been doing.) ooh
there's a thing out here. (Whispers) Oh god that scared me.
(Another brief pause) What do you stop exactly? Wish there was
a way that I could kill the dude and
then just explore his house freely. (Jack is a psychopath confirmed?)
I mean they would completely ruin and break
the game but (Pause) I'd like that. (Alright the amount of pauses is ridiculous so im going to see how many pauses we can get from now on.)
That means he's upstairs right (10th Pause)
ok ok i have a chance to look around
lel- let's look around to find everything
uhhh key key any- any keys around oh God do i have to
look in everything? (Sadly, yes)
Ah fuck man! (11th pause) These don't have anything in them!
Sons of bitches!
he seems to be upstairs so that's good
what's in this room (12th pause) I fucking knew it I was
only joking when I said he killed his
wife!
I need the bell
oh where is he
can i take the shovel you see here the
person who's like trapped underneath
about that and they they pull the string
and the bell rings oh God
this guy's a fucking ahhhh this guy's a fucking Creep i need to get out
i need to get out, i need to run i need to run
let me out let me out let me out the fucking door ahhhh
I hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i'm ok
everything's okay everything is fine
just go to sleep
oh oh I knew he was a murdering
bastard
I said it'd make my first episode that he
kill his wife turns out
yeah probably what's he doing oh he was asleep he
was napping
wait does he have a name 14-14 no
unless that's a name
ok I should leg it in and head upstairs
right *Whispers* god the sound of that is fucking scary. AHHH! he has a fucking shark
upstairs I knew it!
Oh this shit again. Christ almighty does
that mean he put the shark in there
because I got caught up there before? Mother of
god that's crazy! (13th pause) I think he's upstairs- I
wish there was a way of knowing (14th pause) what
part of the house he was in a bit
clearer. (15th pause) Ok are those all blocked off now again
because I went in there? Goddamn man fucking
bear traps all over your house.
He's upstairs. Ahh im scared!
Taking the elevator. (16th pause) He's upstairs he's watching TV! (17th pause)
(Whispers) Ok ok. 2 please! (18th pause)
(Questionable noise) Yes
There's a bell in here. (19th pause) I need this I need this this
I know where to go I know where to go
I know what to do. (20th pause) Yes (21st pause) here we go! (22nd pause)
(British accent) Oh sure can I get it?
Pick it up! Yeah there we go! (23rd pause) There's a coffin.
What do we do? (24th pause) I don't no what I do. Do
I do anything? It's a fucking mannequin again! What is
the significance of this? I got a- I got
a coffin lid. I don't need a coffin lid!
(Whispers) Put it down put the mannequin
(25th pause)
I think he's right out there
(Final pause!) (P.s 26 pauses? Well now we now jack doesn't know what to say most of the time.)
ok ok ok I'm gone I'm goat I'm qui gon I'm
gun I'm gain I'm a beast I'm GOONEEE
oh my god it's fucking terrifying!
put you there Agatha. Christ
OKAY! Well I'm gonna need this episode of
Hello Neighbor here
mother of god this is creepy! He he buried
no wonder the building rings just a
person is... *stammers* not even a person will put you
outside
maybe he'll react to that maybe he'll come
out maybe he thinks you're his wife and
then he'll come out and be like baby baby oh what
are you doing outside late I told you
like I am legend where he thought the
mannequins were alive just leave that
there
good old bait. OH MY GOD! this game is awesome!
I love this so much I like that there's like an
Extra floor to another so much more to
Do and it's not as tedious as it was
Before it actually feels like I'm making
Progress even though i'm not making
Progress towards the door and making
Progress to find more stuff which is
Cool but anyway thank you guys so much
for watching this episode if you liked it
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS!
AND, High Fives all round
WPSSSH WPSSSH THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
SIR!? (slightly surprised) whaddya doing? he's just watering his plants. Could you go away?