What would you do if you spotted a horse galloping in the distance…galloping towards you.
What if got closer and you realised….well…it can’t be but this is no hose…?
A friendly foul made of twisted wood trots towards you.
All it wants is love.
Or.. is it?
What is it?
What does it want?
What will happen to you if you touch it?
Hello and welcome back to Life’s Biggest Questions, the channel that seemingly loves
a deep dive into the SCP foundation.
Maybe we ARE the SCP Foundation… but… well that is just provocative speculation.
I am your host Rebecca Felgate and today I am asking What if SCP 805 was Real?
Before we get into the video, I want you to make up an SCP in the comments section down
below.
Mine is SCP V 3v3 – and it looks like a soft serve whippy ice cream, except it takes
on the flavour of the human who is holding it.
As you lick in, your skin starts to melt away, leaving you to melt into a creamy puddle.
It comes served by another SCP – SCP V333V an ice cream van that attracts children with
the melody it plays.
Things have got dark… but can you get darker?
Let me know your thoughts in the comments section down below.
Also make sure you hit that thumbs up button and share this video with an SCP obsessed
friend.
Stick around to the end where I will be reading replies to comments left on a previous video.
Alright….. lets get this show on the road, shall we?
You know, the SCP Foundation Never ceases to amaze me.
A sprawling complex filled with diabolical creatures bright and beautiful, creatures
great and small.
SCP 805 appears to be a young horse entirely made of branches and roots of twisted wood
– it has an entirely hollow interior – with kind of a wooden exoskeleton.
Scrapings of the wood have revealed it to be an unknown species somewhat related to
poison oak.
SCP 805 acts like a normal horse and it likes to be treated as such….
The only thing that differentiates it from other ponies, aside from its wooden structure,
of course, is that it doesn’t need any food or drink.
Oh, and mistreating it or touching it could be deadly.
805 is allowed out into a courtyard for exercise during the day, accompanied by a member of
the foundation with Level 2 clearance and above.
It loves humans and actively seeks contact with them.
But this IS a dangerous horse.
Data has been expunged from the foundation notes, but it seems like there was an incident
in which the SCP was treated wrongfully and it didn’t end well.
On top of that, while the horse seems loving and in pursuit of affection, those who are
around the horse need to be wearing hazmat suits at all times, because one touch from
the horse can infect them.
What happens with the infection I hear you cry?
Well initially the symptoms are a lot like that when expose to regular poison oak…
itchy red skin with little red bumps… only after two or three days the rash will flare
up and cover the whole skin.
The infected will feel excruitating pain and their skin will begin to change to a patchy
pale brown and green colour.
Their joints will before stiff, their blood vessels burst and their muscles turn to bone…and
then wood…until the effect resemble humanoid versions of 805, only they cant freely move.
The humans are then no longer infectious, but they are now hollow wood statues… the
foundation thinks they are still sentient, as although they cant move, they have been
heard groaning.
So…you get the picture…If SCP 805 was real it would need to be quarantined as it
would have the ability to turn humans into strange walking talking wooden sculptures…
which sounds pretty goosebumps horrifying.
If it was real though, well… what kind of woodland magic would this point to?
Who made SCP 805, are there others like it out there?
Is there some kind of wood God or overlord?
Is it really actually a nice horse, is it pretending to want love just so it can infect
people and turn them into inanimate wooden structures.
Perhaps SCP 805 IS real.
A 2018 post on reddit shared an image of four wooden sculptures near the ruins of a building.
They wrote: 4 civilians in late stage SCP-805 infection after recent containment breach.
Well, no, it was a work of art made from drifwood….by Japanese Artist Nagato Iwasaski … or so
the foundation would have us believe…what of Iwasaki is actually the forest sprite responsible
for sending SCP 805 to do his bidding?
What if there are more poisonous ponies…or other creatures out there?
What if they are being sent to stop the cancer of humans destroying the world?
It is pretty poetic that the SCP is made from wood….a natural substance and resource that
long predates our concrete jungles and glass sky scrapers….
What if nature has had enough and has sent SCP 805 to turn humans into wood….805 doesn’t
consume at all..no food, no drink…yet we bleed the earth dry.
All it wants is human touch…and all we want is everything…right now.
Perhaps the world would be better off if we were all turned to wooden sculptures, perhaps
then once again we would know what it would feel like to be part of nature…to weather
a storm.
But then, perhaps its all nonsense…a nicely presented piece of fiction, a nice spooky
story to tell around a campfire… but what happens if you throw the wrong log on the
fire?
Is that hooves I hear?
Could be!
Welllll we have had fun haven’t we…a poisonous horse made from wood…
what do you think to SCP 805?
What SCP would you create if you could?
Let me know in the comments section down below!
Also please do leave a thumbs up and share this video with a friend!
Before I go I am just going to read some comments from one of my most recent videos – What
if our sun turned into a strange star?
Jake la Squish Said: Reply the the giraffe comment: He do have short-neck giraffes, they're
called horses.
Or as i like to call them "cutie cutie, kick up the booty" – Hmm… try that with 805
and see how it goes!
Carl Seiz said: I love when you host videos because you’re
very funny you make me laugh keep up the good job Rebecca
THANKS Carl!
Further insight on strange stars from Gooder Zom B Kat B said: Just something in would
kindly like to point out about the mass of a strange sun.. although it would be super
dense, the mass itself would still be the mass of the sun resulting a net increase in
mass of zero, which wouldn't affect the solar system and placement of the planets.
That's if the sun somehow managed to turn into strange matter.. meaning, long winter..
here we come!
Errh…..no thanks…isn’t there some kind of blue horned man I can stick with something
glassy and point to stop that happening?!