welcome back to animal crossing where is
this um excuse me this is not hell I was
told I would be in hell this is not it
what did you do to me and why do you
have an umbrella and I don't
houseboy what happened my beautiful
child you're out here well least you got
your rain boots on somebody did this
sherry did this I know she did there's
only one person who could why why is he
massive what is that we're not he
special special little tree nuts nice oh
not dude I'm about to bust a coconut
right now oh wait I need to eat oh god I
don't have space for this I'm gonna take
this tree home with me
I'm gonna plant it and calling on Gerald
swap it do I have any weeds that I can
get rid of yes to a friend
I've yet to meet I was cleaning and
found this DIY recipe written on a piece
of paper that I used as a bookmark I
wanted to get my idea out into the world
so I put it in this bottle it didn't
make me happy if you use it wishing you
well imagine I wouldn't mosaic wall
we're gonna toss what about my bows do
this I can't read
sweet I learned the DIY rates of evil
wouldn't pose a wall is this purgatory
the tongue no kicked me out that Satan
kicked me out or another form of hell is
this one of the circles I should already
dig up some of these huh although I'm
probably not that far off getting them
on my island ooh
or better yet better question I have for
you what are you you're a [ __ ]
nightmare
hi ah
there's someone on this island oh you're
visiting here - hey I'm al your toss boy
from hell
neat I didn't expect to make a friend
here this island is so cool eh
should I be scared
should I be worried for my health and
sanity when did your face look like a
nightmare who designed your face you
mean my face is a nightmare I'm the
cutest boy in town his island has so
much nature every place you look his
nature it's real me I could stay here
forever pointing at stuff saying huh
that's nature okay then it'll be really
neat to live in an island like this old
time I mean just living life pointing at
nature that's a nature that's the nature
look at that nature over there it's like
me when I started playing Minecraft
that's a Minecraft door a Minecraft
you're a Minecraft under come to mine
mm-hmm
should I open up the gates of Hell to
this demon ah
you live on hell right
well you more you more live in Hell than
on hell it's kind of its kind of an
experience for like an art exhibition
for pain misery is it like this there -
whoa then I want to go if your islands
as cool as you then I want to go
by the way what should I do - move -
hell just commit crime commit crime kill
a few people steal turn off your
grandmother's life support they kick a
dog steal from a child there's lots of
ways you can get into hell
all of them foolproof so if I call your
mr. Tom Nook it'll tell me everything
Thanks I'll call him and say hi yeah you
want to call Satan the number is 666 you
dialed that in yo you'll get him
straight away today's the best day since
I found out what her sketti was since I
found out did you find out what English
was yet toss boy has the power to
reignite the flames of hell show them
toss show the world
there we go
hahaha you like that hell magic I bring
you the gift of fire where's this
instant muscles shirt suit even Oh baby
I ripped I am jacked to the nines look
at me I've got abs and pecs so strong
like a crack walnuts with me ribs yes we
have a giant clam an empty can iron
orange flowers the knock miles ticket
that's how I got here come look Satan
put this in my pocket and sent me off
I'm gonna drop the clay I don't care
about that right I can get more clay
back in heaven hell it's full of clay
weave regular clay weave play a Kani s--
you got special fish yeah don't nuke
Russia curves sucks there's a reason
that his name is an anagram of crap
lease that damn fish catch come on come
on big boy caught a bit early it's mad
at me but only a little
laughs all right what else can we get
this island sucks for fish why did I
come here where did you send me here Tom
give me a sign why am I here unless they
do inmate 7 Labor's to get back to hell
I never thought I'd see the day where
I'd be glad to go back to hell
what do you guys think toss boy got sent
to hell for the mystery right now run
run run
oh you were definitely the gatekeeper of
hell with a voice like that they're
gonna be bad because they're both doing
systems over I'm ready to go home to new
positive yes sure am where to live to
dance with a brass twister
are you impressed mister sir are you
impressed toss boy left he left a boy
and now he's tossed man look at these
muscles
umm why is there a wheelchair next to a
tree what
who put this wheelchair here that's
creepy
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sherry I am who did this
come Satan dude we're gonna get killed
someone's gonna kill toss boy luckily
you got the instant muscle suit though
he's gonna be ready to kill I'm scared
anyway welcome to my house Midna cute
alright turn on the lights there we go
oh that's too bright
cozy nice and warm living space over
here you see my bed is there I keep my
switch I got a nice little couch here
thank you
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oh boy the cutest is a man and all the
land okay toss what else do you want to
show the people this is his radio this
is his picnic basket this is where he
keeps his mug of hot chocolate
he needs his mug of hot chocolate to
start the day otherwise you can't do
anything alright this is his mirror
don't look directly in it or Satan looks
back at you after like three seconds so
you want to be careful with that and
this is where I keep my other lip so if
I like turn off the lights we still have
a nice cozy little one you know anyway I
always have storage now so I can put a
bunch of [ __ ] in here how do I already
put my stuff in the storage I just go
like this
ah neat who have not Karina as well hold
on let me play you the song of my people
thank you I need total silence and total
focus and concentration okay
everybody at home close your eyes right
now close your eyes imagine it some of
you are not closing your eyes I can
sense it you're probably like no that's
cringe Jack what are you doing close
your [ __ ] eyes or Tom Nook will break
your knees it's called music
thank you thank you very much I will be
accepting rewards at the end of the
night
meaning how about morning it's night
time now
um so doesn't make me sense but that's
fine
um you Tiger know your mosque oh yeah
they want to build a shop what does the
need for the shop I know we're asking
residents for their help and donating
the materials we need to build a shop
really Tom Tom don't you hide behind
tossed boys enormous head you're eight
years gonna make the people do the work
look at him looking at a book probably
looking at how much tax he's avoiding
what do you need thirty pieces each of
would hurt hardwood and softwood as one
of 30 sorry
iron nuggets all right dog boy what does
he do you got any notes on the bulletin
board I will break your legs
is that blood Cherie did this she left a
wheelchair by in my house and then wrote
a note saying I will break your legs and
put blood on it as a sign she wrote us
boy
but I did not write that did you see me
write that no you didn't I [ __ ] knew
it
Sherry's gonna cook and Tom's still
coming for those knees what if sure he
did that too
what if Sherry's trying to make Tom look
bad this goes so deep where is sherry
also I never realized that the moon is
in this guy that's cool Jerry
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where are ya hidin in your tent
committing crime she's a double agent I
can sense it
I'm just out for a stroll I bet she's
the one who sent me off to that Island
what an absolute bastard
okay okay she's coming over she's
turning over run run hey don't trust her
I knew those monkey cheeks would get me
she kept saying cheeky about everything
that was a code word okay I need to go I
need to go plant some coconuts you I
need you I need to do some work need to
do some maintenance three just cam down
my nerves since it get it nice that was
the wrong one I'm sure in a bit but that
was something really cool the thing
inside that balloon was like a new bike
or a new baby brother pass boy he just
has to just sit down relax and enjoy
himself nothing out of the ordinary
sorry Jerry
boss I don't like this
wait stopped
I think sounds weird out here
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Fairey are you hiding under my bed Shh I
don't like this I don't like this I'm
not staying in there
I'm not staying there in another second
that's way too scary
my time my time in this game is
terrifying I don't like it okay
I think blathers is ready though your
zoom construction is about to begin
and thus I can't accept new donations at
this time however requests for BA
Fussell appraisals are still most
welcome ass is this fossil [ __ ] I found
one
well then I get indeed after some
consideration
I can safely defer this fossil to be a
big old skull
it is only an indeed a rare fossil we do
not yet have on display
what's the museum dropper opens I do
hope you consider donating it to our
noble institution
thanks bladders oh we gotta wait for the
museum to open catch it ooh poke it
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don't touch it it back owners here to
pee and in a born I'll have a $1 pee
just be glad toss boy doesn't moonlight
as a [ __ ] comedian oh wait no I
[ __ ] it up yeah damn it it's a
hard-knock life for toss it's a
hard-knock life for Tots
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh
god oh god toss what happened oh hello I
got stung by wasps
y'all got any medicine dodge boys hurt
buzz for sale I can barely even see
that's not a plaster over my eyes that's
just the the wasps tow me so bad that
they they punch holes in my eyelids it
hurts like a mole [ __ ] I tell you that
much for nothing mm-hmm I don't want
Bowl committees and I just want watch
what do you think I'm made out of money
you think money grow on trays actually
at those in Animal Crossing it does
think of your systems thank you over to
peg there we go
now the wasps can't get you protection
whoa
this is an Easter Island head here
you bring dum-dum-dum-dum Hey Oh God
Tosh you look scary behind it that's
cool
adding a little culture to the island
very nice gooey fish
I caught a koi I don't know why it's so
shot for such a bad speller koi fish is
pretty boy fish aquarium dude
Epic's play you over here cool
that's awesome
can I do anything with it Oh light meat
oh this games cute I like this look at
this unison hey everybody look at my koi
his name is Tyson's well I'm not very
good at coming over tonight he he's an
absolute unit though he loves and just
sit there and swimming is bald it's not
really a ball is more like a it's more
like a little fish prison oh god oh god
this is terrifying this is terrifying
back on a tarantula there's eduation
just got hairy in gross ghost ghost
ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost wash your
hands wash your hands wash your hands
I don't like that I caught him though I
[ __ ] did it yes baby tarantula is
mine so correct Tom Nook you know oh
well I slowed you money
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ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh girls he go Sheree I'm
scientifically proving how stupid she is
by showing that even with fish bait and
a fishing rod she still cannot catch
fish in Hawaii she ain't got no lure she
ain't got no fishing line
she's basically just holding a stick
over water and hoping that a miracle
will happen airdrop see that one shot
one kill shot I could do to you to be
careful
well could I get 10,000 bells we're in
the money
yeah yeah yeah
so Dom watch where you swing oh god I
gave her a concussion oh no it was kind
of funny when you were mad about it but
I feel like I've done some real damage
sorry I mean I don't care but I'm the
people that hole might carry oh she
looks like she's gonna puke
Carrie wait hold on I'll take a whole
for you to puke in here you can the
whole sherry keep banging banging that's
not iron KeyBank look gold you like a
gold is that a [ __ ] ghost nice
no ghosts but you're the ghost wife
amigos music oh the world is over a
human a real live human an asylum for a
long time but I've never seen a human I
know everybody else is a [ __ ] weird
talking animal it's so bizarre dude I
feel like I'm going [ __ ] crazy here
I'm so glad to see another familiar sane
face oh you just moved here oh okay well
thanks planes everything allow me to
introduce myself my name is wisp pleased
to meet you oh yeah well I'll just be
honest with you I love the darkness
especially nighttime I love to go out on
weekends with all my friends
and just really I love bowling and I
love card games so hit me up whatever
this little running with you has me all
shaken up you scared some pieces of my
spirit right out of me that's a polite
animal crossing Nintendo PG way of
saying you literally scared the [ __ ] out
of me and I'm a dead person talking to
you
looks like they flew off and you bumped
into each other yeah that's what I
always say is oh oh gosh [ __ ] my pants
oh look they all flew away I'm sorry
this is a view but could you maybe
collect the pieces of my spirit that
flew away otherwise I'll be like this
forever
I can not deal with that please help I
promise there'll be something good in it
for you now let's see here there are
five pieces of my spirit no this is
going to be something weird ritual is it
I'm gonna someone like Exodia or like
the Horcruxes of Voldemort should be
able to float around the island you'll
need a net to catch them I'm counting on
you thank you yeah net to catch your
[ __ ] things you're the ghost you do
it
Burnie let me Adam Pass boy is amazing
he made a little Harbor I'd like to
donate yes these are for you thank you
so much
we only need one last bit the return
donation calls for billing to shop thank
you let me offer you a fan Pam some
marine pop for as I said marine poop
flooring and a mussel tank I've got the
muscle tanks right here baby
can't you see tossed boys [ __ ] sweet
juicy ass we love your cooperation and
donating the last type of material we
need okay so I need 30 iron nuggets I
have how many that haven't do this but I
think I'm like ten all right let's go to
another island because I need to get
wired got one I got a wish bear pace
verb is kind of cold
toss boy you are the woods you did it
you'll find all the pieces of my spirit
come on
send them over hurry you go okay perfect
all right that's all five pieces
hey calm down dude ah back to normal
oh thank goodness thank you I feel
wonderful
oh right I need to give you the reward I
promise
how's it gonna be well who doesn't love
furniture and give you something you
don't have yet
all right give you something expensive
so what's it gonna be ooh something new
or something expensive okay you got it
something new something you don't have
yet well you've already got a lot of
stuff I think I have just the item for
you here have a cordless phone that's
pretty good
I can call God and get him get me out of
hell if you happen to encounter one of
the out of the secrets maybe just keep
it to yourself we don't want to scare
anyone away from here pretty sure that's
in your valid contract okay
sorry mister nope this mostly tank I
thought it was like a tank for like I
don't what I thought it was gonna be
here uh yeah you guys ready to get
[ __ ] swole with us boy maybe we
should go talk to BAM he'd appreciate
this not you sherry you piece of [ __ ]
monkey [ __ ] dad right what's my hair
cycle I need to look nice for my
girlfriend okay I'm gonna go visit her
Island I want to look epic all right all
right what cool hairstyles that I get Oh
looking good toss you're almost looking
too good I got Lego hair
oh it's so cute oh that's it that's the
one there we go
Robin must make his character look like
that right it says Robin haircut written
all over it
hello yeah there you are it's me it's me
- boy you are not gonna believe how cute
I look really just gonna I just got a
new outfit yeah okay well joke's on you
cuz I'm
oh it's loud whoops
I am also very very cute right now and
you're not gonna believe that either
okay I'm ready for you you can come on
over
oh how do what you're gonna have to give
me a cold no cuz we're friends know I'm
president you are my Jackie count not my
Shawn account oh you're playing a
different account yeah how do I do that
why you gotta make things complicated
babe I don't know I'm leaving hell I'm
not allowed be gone too long though cuz
oh I getting chased by burgers Tom not
gonna come and break my legs if I'm gone
too long I'm flying over your Island
cherries yay
nice turn your seat to the upright
position it takes you to make sure that
your seat belt is securely fastened now
toss boys running up and down the thing
right you're still an internet clown I
mean still I always am and always beardy
are you got the muscle suit oh my god
you're so strong
I'm that's not even a suit me oh my god
are tied the cutest you're so cute
oh you can emote yeah I just learned it
oh damn wait come here what's up haven't
you
you go oh thank you
I brought you flowers can I put that in
my hair it's a red tulip yeah we match
why don't we do that's so cute it's not
a tulip it's it's a red tulip cuz you're
Dutch do you want the other tulip
oh no - I have to do my hair apparently
yeah you can put a bunch of them in your
hair also I brought you this what this
but my cute little outfit you could just
change back
put that on you will match yeah
all right you hit the gym do you like my
little blushy cheeks as well I do did
you do those yourself yeah I drew
eyebrows as well oh you did yeah the on
fleek always I think you can also like
face each other at the camera let's see
how do that's so cute
wait I want to get my hammock Wow
epic very nice hey dirty that's why I
really like your hand it really it
there's got a lumbar support which I'm
bad hey I haven't watered my flowers yet
today hey babe yeah I'm sucking my tooth
what them what that tooth do
somebody says if you suck them toss boys
- you have looked for a million years
yeah emote yeah I just learned it hi
that's a nice menorah you have that's my
TV as well that's cute yeah are you
gonna call you as well I forgot I just
got one yeah I just caught one too
I'm so happy with it I have donated it
to the museum TV yeah that's very cute
take my shoes off oh you're right yeah
oh yeah wait I can do that now you can
see you can see my sexy calves you see
him see the toss boys packing
ha ha see this juicy ass oh yeah isn't
this nice now I got the walls in Florida
that I want it's very nice I just need
to get a good furniture I want to get a
cook that's it I'm comfy now sleepover
sleepover sleepover yeah I wish there
was an emo for just laying down on the
floor why should we do that okay funny
what should we do what should we do what
should we do what should we do well I'm
gonna start putting some clothes on [ __ ]
this up got it what the [ __ ] is that a
fresh water go be time to go bye-bye
what a fish my fish look at this fish
you don't have see you yeah I do
Harry your turn again can I mail you
stuff I don't know if you can mail fish
do people know one chap
he can place it outside for you to pick
up no I can't my only option is to show
it off Oh show me your Museum never not
gonna be cute these are I always forget
sardines anchovies I always mix them up
and then all the way to the right here
dude this is a [ __ ] Harry Potter
museum is my oarfish whoa it's so cool
that dude's badass you're gonna hang her
- yeah that was a football something I
got it today I'm really happy with these
damn that's so [ __ ] cool oh this is
this will be a cute picture come here
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[Laughter]
yes yes super cute
wait know each other oh my god oh you
got a dino ass Diplodocus Diplodocus
yeah
Diplodocus Diplodocus as some people who
call it yeah oh just go ahead peace what
do they call again
oh it said it and I skipped
Parasaurolophus yep Parasaurolophus
that's it yeah Wow
I know you can do this oh wow are you
gonna saber-tooth half of one well you
got the best half they're not call a
sabre ass tiger mega sir ops you can
stand in this little corner here for
evolution what was toss boy involved
from it's none of these for sure the
books are just roaming around well
there's a book corner as well here the
bench
gross I'm gonna tact at your Museum Wow
mmm-hmm yeah this area is cute this is
beautiful what a place to have a first
date
oh dear diary I'm so full of joy look at
the blue butterfly Emperor butterfly oh
I have a ton that's the one I caught
yesterday don't go in here they land on
your face you what you have a centipede
mukada
yeah it's gross oh wait this is a nice
one no the arkyd mantis nope i'm walking
slowly because their vision is based on
movement this is a very good museum i
rated good out of 10
damn Zoomers get off your phone
appreciate each other i'll just stand
there like a maniac just remember that
I'm stealing this fish never get he got
a goopy goopy goober going to talk to
this guy or do I just walk out maybe
just walk here
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you can also just press - Chad says this
is more realistic this is the way it
should be doing got so many friends over
today I had Marzia PJ and Sophie's well
they all came over really yeah okay bye
toss he's gone see you later all right
what are we gonna get out of this I want
cute hair
I want cute hair big nickname welcome
back to hell that's the that's hell's
bell you have to ring hell's bell every
time you come back otherwise Satan's
gonna find you and kill you whoa yes aha
yes this is definitely it oh yeah that's
that's a toss boy this is a toss boy
hair for sure this is just like the
shorter version of this one I can't
leave this one those [ __ ] Lisa
Simpson Vegeta ass [ __ ]
yeah this is it this is definitely
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sorry toss I'm allergic to your new
hairstyle oh it looks like me when I was
a kid
holy [ __ ] okay well I'm gonna leave this
stream here that's gonna be it for toss
oh here today
what a wonderful little boy he was I
think we made some decent progress I
need to wait for time to pass so the
museum gets done and then I get enough
chances to I go off and get more iron
and then put it down and make the shop
and then the next time we come back
we'll hopefully have some stuff yeah
everybody wave bye it's a toss boy
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