AFTER MERYL STREEP GAVE A SPEECH TALKING ABOUT HOW IT
IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR THE LEADER OF THE
COUNTRY TO ATTACK PEOPLE FOR DISABILITIES, SHE GOT A LOT
OF CRITICISM AND HOLLYWOOD AS A WHOLE GOT A LOT OF
CRITICISM FOR BEING OUT OF TOUCH.
THAT WAS A BAD EXAMPLE OF HOLLYWOOD BEING OUT OF TOUCH
WITH THE AVERAGE AMERICAN BECAUSE IT WAS A CASE OF
SOMEONE DEFENDING THOSE WHO ARE POWERLESS, HOWEVER I DO
HAVE AN EXAMPLE OF A CELEBRITY WHO IS 100% OUT OF
TOUCH.
GWYNETH PALTROW.
SHE HAS A WEBSITE CALLED GOOP.
ALREADY, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?
I'M ALREADY OUT, I'M DONE.
HEY, YOU WHINY GOOD?
NO.
NO I DON'T OUT WHATEVER IT IS, I DON'T WANT IT.
WE MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVE CELEBRITIES ALL OF THE TIME.
TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, SHE IS NOT CONSERVATIVE.
SHE IS AN OVER-THE-TOP LIBERAL FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL.
ANYWAY, GET TO WHAT SHE ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO PUT IN
THERE FOR CHINA'S THE
YOU JUST GAVE THE STORY AWAY.
THE WHOLE POINT OF HER WEBSITE IS HEALTHY LIVING,
ALMOST LIKE SOME HOMEOPATHIC STUFF, PSEUDOSCIENCE, THAT
KIND OF STUFF.
RECENTLY SHE ACTUALLY WAS SLINGING A PRODUCT THAT AN
OB/GYN WAS VERY UPSET ABOUT AND WHAT IT IS IS ESSENTIALLY A JADE
EGG THAT SHE IS TRYING TO CONVINCE WOMEN TO INSERT IN
THEIR PAJAMAS.
OKAY, GOOD.
SHE IS CLAIMING THAT ACTUALLY HAS AN EFFECT ON A
WOMAN'S HORMONAL BALANCE.
LIMIT GIVE YOU THE DETAILS.
THE OBJECT IS TO BE INSERTED VAGINALLY TO HARNESS THE
POWER OF ENERGY WORK, CRYSTAL HEALING, AND A KEY
GOAL LIKE PHYSICAL PRACTICE.
YOU ARE ENCOURAGED THROUGH THIS PROMOTION ON HER
WEBSITE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR BODY AND EITHER SLEEP WITH A
ALL NIGHT OR MAYBE EVEN WALK AROUND TOWN WITH AJ DRAGON
YOUR VE CHINA.
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT THE
THE ENDORSEMENT JUSTIFIES THE USE OF THE JADE EGGS
BECAUSE QUEENS AND CONCUBINES USE THEM TO STAY
IN SHAPE FOR EMPERORS.
, OKAY.
THEN I HAVE TO DO IT.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE.
FIRST, NO THEY DIDN'T.
2ND OF ALL, YOU KNOW WHAT CONCUBINES ARE?
LARGELY PROSTITUTES.
REMEMBER, PROSTITUTES USED TO DO THIS TO PLEASE EMPERORS.
GRAY, LET ME PUT IN MY VAGINAE.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT A JADE
EGG LOOKS LIKE, HERE'S A PICTURE.
IS JUST A PIECE OF JADE IN THE SHAPE OF AN EGG.
THE OB/GYN THAT WAS UPSET ABOUT THAT IS DOCTOR JEN
GUNTER AND HERE IS WHAT SHE SAID IN RESPONSE, ALL I CAN
TELL YOU IS IT IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF GARBAGE I
HAVE READ ON YOUR SITE SINCE FEDERAL STEAMING.
IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN CLAIMING BRAS CAUSE CANCER.
BUT HEY, YOU ARE ONE TO LET FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF
PROFITING FROM SNAKE OIL.
THE WORD WOMB, THIS IS BY THE WAY, ANOTHER PORTION OF
IT THAT DESCRIBES WAY CAN DO ON THE WEBSITE.
THE WORD FOR WOMB, TONY, TRANSLATES AS SACRED PLACE
AND IT IS A SACRED PLACE, IT IS WHERE MANY WOMEN ACCESS
THEIR INTUITION, THEIR POWER, AND THEIR WISDOM.
IT'S THIS INNER SANCTUM AND WE CAN ACCESS WHEN IT'S NOT
IN USE CREATING LIFE.
OKAY, I THINK THE HUMAN BODY, NOT JUST WOMEN BUT THE
HUMAN BODY IN GENERAL IS AN INCREDIBLE MAGICAL THING.
WHEN I SAY THAT, THE WAY IT WORKS, THE WAY THAT
EVERYTHING FUNCTIONS PROPERLY, I THINK THAT IS
FASCINATING.
HOWEVER, I LITERALLY CANNOT STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK
ABOUT HOW MYSTICAL THEIR VAGINAE CZAR.
IT BOTHERS ME.
I CAN'T TAKE A DIME HUNDRED PERCENT WITH YOU.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU CUT YOURSELF, THE HUMAN BODY
CLOSES UP AND HEALS THE DIETS AMAZING.
SAYING MAGICAL, IT'S NOT HOW I WOULD PHRASE IT, BUT YEAH.
IT IS.
IT'S NOT THE RIGHT WORD, BUT IT'S AMAZING.
THE HUMAN BODY IS AMAZING.
THE FACT THAT YOU DEVELOP A BE IN THE WOMB AND YOU
CONTINUE TO HAVE A HEARTBEAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
FOR ALMOST 100 YEARS, AND SOME CASES MORE.
IT'S AMAZING.
THOUSAND REASON WHY IT IS BUT PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE MY VAGINAE.
IN THEY DO THE POETRY AND THEN THEY PUT THINGS IN IT
AND THEY TALK ABOUT HOW WISDOM COMES OUT OF IT, IS
THAT WHAT COMES OUT OF A?
FIGURE INTO INTUITION COMES FROM YOUR VAGINAE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GUYS THAT THOUGHT WITH THEIR
DICK'S DIET TURNS OUT WOMEN, THE WISDOM COMES OUT.
THERE LIKE WHAT YOU SAY, BUT CHINA?
MAYBE WE ARE BEING MEAN, BUT THAT WAS ANOTHER PORTION
OF THE WEBSITE ENDORSING THESE JADE EGGS AND THE
DOCTOR CHIMES IN ON THIS PORTION OF IT AS WELL.
SHE SAYS THE BULLET, VAGINAE, CERVIX, AND UTERUS
ARE NOT INTUITION REPOSITORIES AND NEITHER ARE
THEY SOURCES OF POWER WISDOM.
IN FACT, I FIND THAT ASSERTION AND SALTING.
YOU REALLY MEAN THAT A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT HAVE A UTERUS
IS LESS EFFECTIVE?
IS A WOMAN WITHOUT OF A CHINA LESS INTELLIGENT?
IS OH WOMAN WHO HAD A FULL BACK TO ME DUE TO CANCER
LESS CREATIVE?
SHE GOES ON AND ON ABOUT THESE ARE RIDICULOUS THINGS TO TELL
PEOPLE BUT I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT SHE TOUCHES
ON IS THAT THIS IS NOT A HEALTHY THING TO DO TO YOUR
BODY BECAUSE JADE HAPPENS TO BE POROUS.
IT CAN CONTAIN BACTERIA AND IF YOU PUT THAT FOREIGN
OBJECT INSIDE OF YOU, IT COULD ACTUALLY LEAD TO A
GEIST INFECTION, TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME, A BUNCH OF
UNHEALTHY THINGS, SO PLEASE DO NOT BELIEVE IN ALL THESE
CRAZY IDEAS.
DON'T PUT THINGS IN THERE UNLESS IT IS MEDICAL GRADE
SILICONE AND IT IS MEANT FOR THAT PART OF YOUR BODY.
YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
THIS KIND OF THING MAKES ME CRAZY AND ALSO IT IS SUPER
OUT OF TOUCH.
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING I THINK THE AVERAGE AMERICAN
REASON THEY RETAIN THE INFORMATION BUT ONLY
REMEMBER IT AS MY GOD, PEOPLE FROM HOLLYWOOD ARE
CRAZY.
LOOK, I KID AROUND, AND I AM A BAD MAN ABOUT HOW YOUR
VAGINAE TALKS TO YOU AND GIVES YOU WISDOM AND POWER.
I KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE USING AS A METAPHOR AND I'M
BEING A JERK ABOUT IT.
I HOPE YOU'RE USING AS A METAPHOR.
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUS IN THE STORY AS ANA IS
POINTING OUT.
THERE ARE A NUMBER OF THINGS THAT COULD GO WRONG HERE.
USED INFECTIONS, ETC.
THE ONE THING THAT IS GOOD AS YOU COULD DO KEY GOAL
EXERCISES WITH THE JADE EGG.
SHE SAYS THAT YOU COULD DO.
YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT THE JADE ACT.
SHE IS NOT ADVOCATING FOR WITH THE JADED, SHE IS
SAYING IF YOU WANTED YOU KEY GOAL EXERCISES I GET IT
BECAUSE I CAN HELP SOME WOMEN WHEN IT COMES TO
ACHIEVING ORGASM AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
SHE'S LIKE, DON'T WALK AROUND WITH IT BECAUSE THAT
AFFECTS OTHER MUSCLES AND COULD BE PROBLEMATIC FOR YOU
IF YOU LEAVE IT IN FOR A LONG TIME OR ARE WALKING AROUND
WITH IT.
TO ME, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS WHEN SHE SAYS THEY
SOMEHOW BALANCE HORMONES, SHE IS LIKE, THAT IS NOT
TRUE.
THAT IS LITERALLY BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
IF YOU ARE TELLING PEOPLE IT IS GOING TO BALANCE YOUR
HORMONES, YOU ARE LYING TO THEM.
DON'T DO THAT.
SO YOU ARE BOTH GOOFY AND WRONG.
THAT IS A BAD COMBINATION.
BY THE WAY, THE THING WITH THE ROCKS DRIVES ME CRAZY.
MY UNCLE IS A GOOD GUY, HE LIVES IN TURKEY.
HE HAD A SERIOUS HEART PROBLEM AND HIS SON IS A BIT
OF A SHAMAN AND THEY BRING HIM AND THEY PUT THE ROCKS
ON HIM AND STUFF AND AFTER A WHILE HE IS LIKE, THAT IS
RIDICULOUS.
HE THREW THE ROCKS AWAY.
GOES AND GETS HEART SURGERY AND HE IS FINE.
FINAL IRONIC ENDING TO THAT STORY, YOU KNOW WHO HIS
HEART SURGERY WAS?
DOCTOR OZ.