Number 5 – Cat Food Quality Controller
British man Jon Hanson has the unusual job title of a “Cat Food Quality Controller.”
Hanson described this as the worst job in his entire life as duties included: burying
your face in a huge tub of cat food and sniff it to make sure it is fresh, shoving his forearms
into the cat food to feel for any bony bits that may be present and finally, prodding
the cat food with his fingers to test how much gristle there is.
Number 4 – Guard At Buckingham Palace
Guard duty at Buckingham Palace is regarded as one of the worst jobs in the British Army.
Besides the fact that they have to stand for hours, no laughing allowed, they also have
to look their best. This means guards have to spend several hours cleaning and pressing
their uniforms, ready for one of the many inspections they have to endure before taking
their positions outside
of the royal palace.
Number 3 – Animal Masturbator
Do I need to say anymore? The job title itself is something that you wouldn’t go bragging
about. Animal masturbators have the job of extracting sperm from animals for research
purposes. Now you may be wondering, how do they do this? There are three different ways
you can do this. The first one is to ram an electric probe up an animal's rectum. This
sends electricity pulsing through the animal's nether regions. All the normal excitatory
signals that stimulate ejaculation, like touch, sight, sound and smell, can be replaced with
the current from the probe. The second way is to shove an artificial vagina onto the
animal's penis which is pretty self-explanatory and the last way is to simply do it the old-fashioned
way, manual stimulation.
Number 2 – Sewers Cleaner
In India, Ramesh Sahu works in the sanitation department of Calcutta, cleaning out the city's
sewers. On a regular basis, Rakesh sits at the bottom of a seven-foot-deep manhole, sloshing
away in a swirl of human waste and sediment. Equipped with a hoe, a steel bar and wearing
only a pair of loose purple underpants, Rakesh empties the thick black sludge from a clogged
sewer into a bucket that his fellow crew members hoist up and dump in the middle of a narrow
road. And the worst part of it, he only gets paid about $100 a month which goes towards
his family of three. Rakesh has been a sewage worker for the Delhi Jal (Water) Board for
the past 10 years.
Number 1 – Cleaner At A Porno Theatre
A cleaner is a pretty bad job itself but it’s just gotten ten times worse! Especially if
you are a cleaner at a porno theatre. The main responsibility of the porno theatre janitor
is to take his mop and rag and clean up after each show is finished. It’s pretty safe
to say that a spilt “drink” may not be what it seems. Anything that is sticky needs
to be cleaned up, ready for the next viewing if you know what I mean. A cleaner at a porno
theatre is certainly not a job you want to talk about with your mother, or your wife,
or anybody at all.