>> James: BLESS YOU FOR BEING
>> James: LOVELY SEEING YOU. YOU STRIKE ME AS A MAN WHO KNOWS
HOW TO STAY OUT OF DANGEROUS SITUATIONS.
WOULD THAT BE CORRECT? HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CLOSE CALL
WITH THE WOODWORK? >> GENERALLY.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN GRATEFUL TO JOHNNY FOR TAKING HIS CAREER
PATH OFF THE TABLE. HE DID IT.
>> James: VERY GOOD POINT, ACTUALLY.
>> I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN TO TALK SHAKESPEARE, I GUESS.
>> James: YEAH. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I GOT UP
TO HI JINX. I USED TO WORK FRAMING HOUSES,
AND ONE TIME I WAS ON ABOUT A TEN-FOOT BURN PILE ON A
CONSTRUCTION SITE, AND MY BOSSES WERE THESE BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN
BROTHERS AND I USED TO LIKE TO GIVE THEM A HARD TIME, AND I WAS
SCREAMING, WATCH ME BURN, BOYS, I'M GOING TO DO IT!
AND I WAS SPLASHING GAS ON THE PILE, I MEAN, THAT'S HOW YOU
MAKE FIRE. I SAW A LEAF PILE ACROSS THE
YARD CATCH THE FUMES, I SAW THE FLAME TRAVEL TO MY GAS CAN AND
BLEW ME OFF THIS PILE. ( LAUGHTER )
I HAD A SHAVED HEAD AT THE TIME BUT I LOST MY EYEBROWS.
WE AGREED I HAD TO REPLACE THE GAS CAN, AND I WAS GOING TO GO
INTO THE ARTS. ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: WOW. JOHNNY, I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW
EXCITED EVERYONE IS FOR JACKASS COMING OUT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FUN BIT
COMING UP ON THURSDAY'S SHOW WHERE WE ACTUALLY SENT MY
PARENTS TO WATCH THE FILM, AND WATCHING MY MOM WATCH JACKASS IS
ALMOST AS PLEASURABLE AS WATCHING JACKASS.
IT WAS KIND OF AMAZING. WE HAVE A MOVIE COMING OUT, MOST
PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TO COME ON TALK SHOWS, DO INTERVIEWS, PROMOTE
THEIR PROJECTS. NOT YOU.
YOU HAD TO GET INTO THE RING IN A WWW ROYAL RUMBLE THIS WEEKEND
YOU START OFF VERY WELL. >> DRESSES LIKE A JACKASS, HE IS
A JACKASS AND HE'S IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!
LOOK AT HIM GO! KNOXVILLE IS --
>> OH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: PHENOMENAL! THAT'S THE LOW-DOWN AND DIRTY
SAMMY ZANE WHO IS THREATENING TO TRY TO GO TO THE PREMIERE
TONIGHT, AND THAT WILL BE THE WORST MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE IF HE
SHOWS UP. >> James: WELL, OR THE WORST
MISTAKE OF YOURS BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS DURING THE FIGHT.
>> FROM THE HEAVENS -- JOHNNY -- THAT IS ALL BALLS, BY THE
WAY! THAT IS ALL BALLS!
I WAS DYING! I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS GOING TO
CATCH IT IN THE CHEST BUT, NO. STRAIGHT IN THE -- FROG SPLASH
TO THE NUTS. >> James: OH, MY!
HOW DID YOU FEEL AFTER THAT? >> TERRIBLE!
BECAUSE I STILL HAD TO FIGHT. >> James: SO YOU HAD TO -- IF
HE TURNS UP AT THE PREMIERE TONIGHT, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?
>> MONTEZ OR THE LOW DOWN DIRTY SAMMY.
>> James: LOW DOWN DIRTY SAMMY.
>> HE WILL ENJOY ALL OF OUR WRATH.
>> James: THE ENTIRE -- THERE MAY BE BLOOD.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YOU THINK I'M JOKING.
>> James: ALL SANDERSON'S LESS FAMOUS FILM.
THERE MAY BE BLOOD. >> YOU WANT TO DRINK HIS
MILKSHAKE? >> NO!
( LAUGHTER ) I WILL DASH YEAH, HE DOES NOT
WANT TO SHOW UP ON OUR RED CARPET.
>> James: IS THIS A REAL FEUD? NO, I DO NOT LIKE THIS MAN.
>> James: AND HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU?
>> IT TOOK FOUR MEN TO GET ME OUT OF THE RING IN THE ROYAL
RUMBLE THE OTHER NIGHT. FOUR MEN.
AND THAT LOW DOWN AND DIRTY SAMMY ZANE KICKED ME IN THE FACE
TO ELIMINATE ME FROM THE RUMBLE. >> James: FOR REAL.
YEAH. >> James: OR LIKE WRESTLING --
NO, HE KICKED ME IN THE FACE. YOU KNOW, THEY SAY MAKING THE
FILM IS THE FUN PART BUT YOU REALLY EARN YOUR SALARY
PROMOTING IT. >> James: SURE.
THEY'RE GETTING THEIR MONEYSWORTH OUT OF YOU, JOHNNY.
>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE CALM.
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE CALM APP GO TO SLEEP WITH YOU
TALKING TO THEM AS THEY DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP.
IS IT WEIRD KNOWING THAT YOU'RE IN BED WITH SO MANY STRANGERS?
>> I SUPPOSE, YEAH. I MEAN, MAYBE AS A TEENAGER I
HOPE THAT PEOPLE WOULD CRAVE MY VOICE IN THEIR EAR AS THEY
DRIFTED OFF, BUT AS A PERFORMER, IT'S KIND OF A LEFT-HANDED
COMPLIMENT. >> James: VERY MUCH SO.
TO GET HIRED TO PERFORM CONTENT THAT PUTS PEOPLE TO
SLEEP. >> James: YES.
WHEN I WAS RECORDING IT, AND I'M KNOWN FOR SPEAKING TOO
SLOWLY, ALREADY, BUT THEY KEPT SAYING LET'S TAKE IT DOWN A
NOTCH. LIKE WE REALLY NEED PEOPLE
DRIFTING OFF. >> James: SO GIVE US AN
EXAMPLE OF WHAT SORT OF STUFF. >> WELL, I WOULD TELL A STORY
ABOUT A WOLF AND THREE PIGS, AND I WOULDN'T USE THE WORD BRICK, I
WOULD USE HARD FIRED CERAMIC BUILDING BLOCKS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IS THAT FOR REAL
WHAT YOU DO? YOU TELL THE STORY OF THE THREE
LITTLE PIGS? >> YEAH, BUT THEY REWRITE IT IN
A SORT OF GENTLE, HUMOROUS WAY. >> James: WHAT I LIKE ABILITY
THIS IS THE NEXT QUESTION ON THIS CARD IS, JOHNNY, ARE YOU A
GOOD SLEEPER? ( LAUGHTER )
>> THIS MAN CAN TAKE A SETUP. ( APPLAUSE )
>> James: DO YOU SLEEP WELL? NO.
>> James: THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
>> AND, ALSO, I LAUGH IN MY SLEEP.
>> James: DO YOU? YEAH, YEAH.
I LAUGH IN MY SLEEP, AND I'VE ALWAYS DONE IT, I DON'T KNOW
WHY. I'M SURE IT'S ONE OF OUR JOKES,
YOU KNOW. >> James: WHAT SORT OF LAUGH
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? >> LIKE A VERY EXUBERANT LAUGH
THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU WONDER ABOUT ME.
>> James: HMM... YES.
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: GIVE US A TASTE OF WHAT IT WOULD SOUND LIKE.
>> I JUST MY NORMAL LAUGH. YOU KNOW.
>> James: HOO HOO! (
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WOW, THAT'S KIND OF
A SINISTER LAUGH. >> YEAH.
>> James: SO YOU'RE MORE SORT OF -- SO YOU'VE GOT NICK'S VOICE
TO GET YOU TO SLEEP AND YOU WOULD BE SORT OF A HUMAN ALARM
CLOCK. >> James: YEAH.
LET'S TALK ABOUT "JACKASS FOREVER."
YOU HAVE INCREDIBLE CELEBRITY GUEST STARS, ALL THE INSANITY WE
EXPECT FROM A JACKASS MOVIE. TELL US WHAT WE CAN LOOK FORWARD
TO IN THE NEW ONE. >> OH, MY GOD THERE IS MORE FULL
FRONTAL MALE NUDE AT THIS IN THIS FILM, NOT IN JUST OUR
JACKASS HISTORY BUT MAYBE ANY FILMS IN HISTORY.
THE NPAA WAS EXTREMELY KIND TO US THIS TIME.
>> James: RIGHT. WAS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU GAVE
INTO AND THEY WERE LIKE, NO, YOU CANNOT SHOW THAT?
>> NO. >> James: NOTHING AT ALL.
NO. >> James: THEY'RE THAT WORRIED
ABOUT THE DEATH OF CINEMA. >> YEAH.
>> James: JUST DO IT. YEAH
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: 15 YEARS AGO, THEY
WERE, LIKE, NO, WE'RE THE KINGS HERE!
THEN THEY'RE LIKE, NO, ( BLEEP ), NO ONE'S COMING.
DO IT. >> YEAH.
STEVE HAD BEES PUT ON HIS JIM DOG AND IT WORKED OUT GREAT FOR
ME, NOT SO GREAT FOR STEVEO. >> James: NOW, THE CLIP WE'RE
GOING TO SHOW IS YOU GETTING KICKED BY A BULL, RIGHT.
DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THIS MOMENT AT ALL BEFORE WE
SHOW THIS CLIP? >> I REMEMBER EVERYTHING WHEN
THE BULL HIT ME, I REMEMBER FLIPPING AND AFTER THAT THEY HAD
TO SEND ME THE FOOTAGE IN THE HOSPITAL TO REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED AFTER THAT. >> James: YOU COMPLETELY
BLACKED OUT. >> I WAS KNOCKED OUT FOR, LIKE,
OVER A MINUTE. >> James: OH, MY GOD.
DID I GIVE IT AWAY? >> James: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
A CLUB FROM "JACKASS FOREVER" WHICH IS IN THEATERS THIS
FRIDAY. >> HELLO, I AM JOHNNY THE
MAGNIFICENT. TODAY I AM GOING TO WOW YOU WITH
MY SUPREME SKILLS OF DIGTATION. OH, NO!
( GROWLING ) ♪♪
♪♪ >> OH, NO!
OH! OH, NO!
♪♪ ♪♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> I WAS SLEEPING THERE LIKE I LISTENED TO ONE OF THOSE NICK
OFFERMAN APPS. >> James: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT
WAS! STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE
TWO WHEN WE COME BACK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )