Hop out of bed for some eggs Bunny Side up and then wage backyard garden warfare with
the Pollinator Beebomb.
Because it’s episode 55 of LÜT.
Emerge from the shadows and learn to harness them with the Shadow Puppets Mug, and once
you’ve mastered hand manipulation take a crack at a full-body challenge on an inflatable
obstacle course from N-Flatables.
You can rent them for parties, festivals or just because they’re awesome and they have
everything from Hidden Temple Courses to Robo-Rampage.
After you’ve had a whale of a time use these Whale Knives to prepare dinner, but if you
find a spider in the salad bust out this Spider Catching Gun to keep it from scrabbling away.
Speaking of scrabble, why not add some alphabetic flair to your living room with the Scrabble
Light Set which you can use to spell whatever you want.
Mark wherever you’ve been on Earth with the Scratch Map and watch as your travels
change the world, or at least the color of the world map.
If you get thirsty on your journeys grab a Zing Water Bottle which features a built-in
fruit press so you can add some fruity zest to whatever you’re drinking.
But no matter what you do, Donut Forget Sticky Notes.
Do not be afraid to learn some Japanese with the Jinmenken Haunted School Escape Board
Game.
The Jinmenken is a Japanese monster dog with a human face, and you need your character
to collect various items around the school before he catches you.
If you end up in the school cafeteria, take a break from running for your life and enjoy
a personalized chocolate pizza made from Belgian chocolate.
Select from one of six different flavors and personalize the message plaque in the middle,
making it a great item to bring to somebody’s birthday.
And since it’s their birthday, you might as well give them the never ending birthday
card which once opened plays a birthday jingle continuously for at least 3 hours -- even
if it’s ripped up, submerged under water, or set on fire.
After all that annoying music, the adults might wanna sink into a Gin and Titonic and
then trick their brains into perceiving fluid motion with the busy body optical illusion
toy.
Based on a zoetrope, the Busy Body lets you pose a number of mannequins placed around
a mirror and then create your own real life animated GIF by giving it a spin.
When they’ve run so much they’ve worn out their shoes, grab a pair of these sneaker
soaps which come in styles from Adidas Superstar soaps to Air Jordans.
Then when you get sick of the air, head to the ocean with deep sea sand art, an interactive
piece of art that has undersea mountains that form before your very eyes.
Open your eyes underwater after attaching the GoFish cam and get high quality footage
of anything caught on your fishing line.
It has night vision and can connect to your phone so you can see what’s down there,
but if you don’t check the footage, then the fish both is and isn’t caught, just
like this Schrodinger Cat Mug.
But to be sure your dinner does exist, sign up for the Carnivore Club which sends you
a box of artisanal meat every month, like South African dried meats or Canadian maple
jerky.
Eat your meat inside the Gazebox, a re-sealable cover that can act as both a gazebo, and a
carport.
Now that you have a garage, it’s time to buy a home -- a spaceship home.
Made by Noem, the spaceship home is built from three modules, is eco-friendly, and is
largely automated, so if you ever wanted to live in a spaceship, this is probably your
best chance.
Though it is missing something ah yes an Inflatable Bath Tub.
Just make sure you place it far away from your Frankenstein Light Switch.
Because if I let you get electrocuted, people are going to say I’m Cold Hearted Pluto.
And as always - thanks for watching!