- What am I doing with wands?
(both panting)
Where to put you?
(instrumental rock music)
- [Harry] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
- Hey guys, Tessa here, and I'm here with.
- Brizzy Voices, what's up?
- We are here together and we have
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- [Both] We have a new podcast!
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- And Where to Find Them.
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Its like, you know, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.
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- All things, but like, largely Harry Potter,
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- There's gonna be a lot of Harry Potter in there.
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which is why we're doing this video,
and also, kiss marry kill, which is a video that we did,
and you can find that on Brizzy's channel.
- Yes.
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Lets go on to the video.
Harry Potter would you rather.
- Oh Boy.
- Would you rather have detention with Umbridge
or take occlumency lessons with Snape?
- Oh.
- Isn't that hard?
Because Snapes gonna be looking in at your thoughts.
- But I'd still be learning, and like,
I'd get real good at it 'cause he's real good at it.
- He is real good at it.
- So I'm gonna go with the occlumency lesson.
I ain't got nothing to hide.
- I have secrets. (laughs)
- That's why her hair is so big.
- I don't know if I want Snape inside my thoughts.
Also, Umbridge has like, torture detentions.
- True, I wasn't even thinking about that.
- Really?
- For some reason I was thinking of like,
Filches detentions, I was like, oh,
the trophy room with Umbridge.
- I'll choose detention with Umbridge.
- Okay.
- I think I can handle it.
Would you rather be really good at Quidditch
or pass your OWLs with flying colors?
- Pass my OWLs with flying colors.
- I think that's the Ravenclaw answer.
- Come on.
- I'm gonna answer the same way.
- Outstanding, outstanding.
- You work hard and you got all your good grades.
- Then you probably know all the magic too.
- Would you rather have to take Divination with Trelawney
or take History of Magic with Professor Binns?
- History of Magic.
- You'd take History of Magic?
- Yeah.
- I wanna take Divination.
- I knew you'd say that too, because its more like,
exciting and whatever, but I just wanna hear
about all the history and just.
- I feel like I could bullshit my way through Divination,
I'd be the master.
I could have the inner eye.
- When I woke up my ankle hurt,
so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die tomorrow.
(both clapping)
- Amazing, amazing.
Having tea with Trelawney and then she randomly.
- Spill that tea.
(both laughing)
- Oh my god, spill that tea with Trelawney.
Would you rather go to Durmstrang or Beauxbatons?
Durmstrang, I keep thinking of Gaston drinking like,
hard boiled eggs and that's what like,
there's just all like Gastons.
Its like the Gaston school of Magic.
(both laughing)
That's what Durmstrang is to me.
I don't know if I could handle that.
- I need like, a photoshopped school emblem that's like,
the Gaston School of Magic.
- What's the bad side for Beauxbatons?
None.
Lots of attractive people.
- Okay, we're gonna go for Beauxbatons.
Would you rather battle a Basilisk or Aragog?
- Aragog.
- I'm scared of snakes, I don't like.
- At least you can look at Aragog.
- That's true, and also, he can talk, so you can negotiate.
- Yeah.
- Would you rather drink Polyjuice potion
with the essence of Draco Malfoy or Professor Snape?
- Malfoy.
- I feel like Malfoy would smell good
because he has all this like, expensive cologne,
he bleaches his hair like Lucius's.
- You don't think its natural, you think he bleaches it?
- Oh no, oh yeah, same with Lucius,
they are using the right quality products, so.
- Wow, I thought it was natural.
I was even just thinking, who would I rather be turned into?
- Oh, that too.
Draco would be more fun.
Draco would taste better, for sure. (laughs)
yikes, okay.
(both laughing)
Would you rather have a time turner like Hermione
or a dose of Felix Felicis like Harry?
I would not be able to be trusted with a time turner.
- I know, that's the thing, is I would not want to.
- You could.
- I mean, I could, but.
(both laughing)
- She could, I would trust you with a.
- I'm just terrified of like, the possibilities.
I would go back like an hour, I don't think
I could screw anything up too bad.
- Mmhmm.
- I'd do time turner.
- I'll just take the Felix Felicis and have a good night.
I'll take it on my birthday so I have like,
one of the best birthdays ever.
(both laughing)
Would you rather be chosen for the Triwizard Tournament
or have to complete all the challenges
to get to the Sorcerer's Stone?
- Does the Sorcerer's Stone one include
- Voldemort?
The troll?
- Yes.
- I think I'm still gonna go for Sorcerer's Stone.
- Triwizard Tournament is terrifying,
like the, just a dragon the first task.
- Yeah.
If 11 year olds can figure it out, we can do it.
- Okay, alright.
- Triwizard Tournament is scary.
- [Both] People die.
- Would you rather be born a Squib like Filch
or have the Ministry take away your wand like Hagrid?
- (gasps) Like Hagrid, obviously,
'cause he was fine, he got, he figured it out.
- He took those wand pieces and put it in an umbrella.
Squib is so sad.
- Yeah.
- It would be so sad, all of your friends would have magic.
- And even then, its just like, the self worth.
Even if you never got your wand back,
at least you know that you're magical,
like you have the capability, you weren't just born defunct.
- And you would have some time.
Yeah.
If anyone is a Squib out there, we're here for you.
Would you rather take Defense Against the Dark Arts
from a fraud like Lockhart or from an imposter
like Moody/Barty Crouch Junior?
- Oh!
Fake Moody.
- He still taught stuff, they learned a lot.
- They learned unforgivable curses.
- Yup.
- Would you rather have a quiet night out
at Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop
or a loud night out at a Weird Sister's concert?
- Oh!
- Wizard date.
Where would you wanna go on a wizard date?
- Oh, Weird Sisters.
- Weird Sisters?
- That just sounds, you gotta go once.
- I'm gonna go with the tea shop.
- But its just tea, what's magical?
- We'd be in Hogsmeade already, so we'd be like.
- I prefer activities for dates.
- Okay.
- So, wizard rock, lets go.
- You can go on wizard rock date,
and I will spill the tea with Trelawney.
- (laughs) Great.
- Next question.
I thought this said panties, but it said paintings, okay.
(both laughing)
Would you rather have panties that talk to you.
(both laughing)
- What's the other option?
- Or floating candles to light your house.
Its paintings, would you rather have paintings
that talk to you or floating candles to light your house?
- Floating candles.
- I feel like that would be more impressive
and cool and magical, I feel like the painting
would be cool, but then get really old.
- I just don't want a painting watching me all the time.
(both laughing)
- Always watching.
- Commenting on my 12th hour of Netflix.
- I know its like, should you really be doing that?
Shouldn't you be working right now?
Would you rather attend the Halloween feast
or the Christmas feast at Hogwarts?
- Spooky.
- Spooky?
- Spooky.
- Aw, but I love Christmas so much, and have a Christmas.
- I know, I know.
- I'd choose Christmas, 'cause Christmas is.
- It'd be less crowded.
- Would you rather have a pet Hippogriff or a pet Phoenix?
- My baby gave me a Hippogriff for Christmas.
- For Christmas.
- My first instinct is Hippogriff,
but Phoenix would definitely be a lot less maintenance,
probably just easier in general,
and you wouldn't have to really worry about it
dying of old age and stuff like that.
- I feel like I would want a Phoenix.
- I just wanna cuddle with the Hippogriff.
And you can ride it.
- You can ride, you can fly.
- But you could be carried by the Phoenix.
(both laughing)
- You're like flying by a Hippogriff
and I'm like, holding onto my Phoenix.
- Fan art, please fan art, please.
- Oh, give us that fan art.
You on a hippogriff and I'm just
being flown by my Phoenix.
And I would want my Phoenix to be gay, 'cause.
- What?
- 'Cause he's flaming.
(both laughing)
- I hope it has rainbow feathers.
- Right?
Wouldn't that be amazing?
Would you rather have a cloak of invisibility
or a Marauder's map?
(Brizzy gasping)
I don't know which one I would want more.
- Invisibility cloak, I think.
'Cause like, who are you really trying to track?
You can't just text them, like, where you at?
- And also, its only at Hogwarts.
- Yeah.
- Its only a map of Hogwarts
and then when you leave Hogwarts.
- Invisibility is usually the power that I don't pick,
'cause I'm like, I don't really have anywhere
I'm trying to sneak, like I'm not.
- You're not a sneaky person.
- Its not a power that I need.
I'll take it, sure.
- It seems like it could be useful,
it would be a great thing for the zombie apocolypse,
like, ya know, an invisibility cloak.
- Yep, yeah, I'll throw it in my zombie bag.
(both laughing)
- Just throw that invisibility cloak in there.
The Marauder's map would be useless
in a zombie apocolypse, therefore.
- Decision made.
This is how I make all my decisions.
(both laughing)
- We are choosing the invisibility cloak
because of the zombies.
That's it!
- That's it.
- We did it.
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you're the fantastic geeks.
- Its you, we're all, you're geeks and we're geeks,
and you're fantastic.
(both laughing)
My heart.
I love you, bye.
Would you rather be a Jedi master or Hogwarts student?
- [Brizzy] Oh, Hogwarts student a hundred percent.
What Hogwarts house was Alexander Hamilton in?
- [Tessa] Gryffindor, oh wait, Slytherin?
Ravenclaw?
Huffle, I just don't know.
- [Brizzy] Questions like these are what we're exploring
on our new podcast, Fantastic Geeks and Where to Find Them.
I'm Brizzy, and I'm tall.
- [Tessa] And I'm Tessa, and I'm small.
And we're two Ravenclaw YouTubers with lots of love
for fandom and all things geeky, like Star Wars,
Game of Thrones, superheroes, Disney, Netflix shows,
Superwholock, Harry Potter, and way, way more.
- [Brizzy] Including Shrek.
We'll be playing ridiculous games with submissions
from you guys, like Would You Rather, kiss marry kill,
shipping characters and sorting all the characters
of your favorite fandoms into Hogwarts houses,
whether they went to Hogwarts or not.
Here's a little sample of what you can expect.
Kiss marry kill, Voldemort, Darth Vader, the Knight King.
- [Tessa] Can I marry Anakin?
- [Brizzy] I mean, he is Anakin.
- [Tessa] I mean, Anakin before Darth Vader?
- [Brizzy] That's cheating!
- [Tessa] No.
Harley Quinn or or Black Widow?
- [Brizzy] Harley Quinn.
- [Tessa] Sansa or Aria?
- [Brizzy] Sansa.
- [Tessa] Elsa or Anna?
- [Brizzy] Anna.
Everyone needs to be put in Hogwarts houses,
I need to put everyone in a box.
- [Tessa] The Avengers is the most Gryffindor thing
I've ever seen in my life.
- [Brizzy] I actually finished all of The Walking Dead
and then it was like, I need more zombies.
- [Tessa] Simon and Baz are like,
the dreary that was always supposed to happen.
- [Brizzy] Oh lord.
Don't start with the dreary.
- [Tessa] I ship it.
Become a fantastic geek by finding us and subscribing
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or wherever you get your podcasts.
- [Both] See ya there.
- [Tessa] Oh, we're dorks.
- [Brizzy] (laughs) So true.