- All right, everybody.
It is time for Drew's News.
When life flattens your tires, we'll pump 'em back up
with that good news air. (mimics air pump)
(Ross laughs) Well, with me at the desk
is my dearest friend,
who I know could always change any tire,
it's Ross Matthews.
(audience applauds) - No, call a different friend.
(Ross mimics laser gun)
- I know. - I couldn't do that.
- Do you keep a jack in your car?
- I don't even know if I keep a jack in my,
sorry, what's a jack?
I don't know. (audience laughs)
My dad was a mechanic and you would've thought
that he would've taught me how to change a tire
and maybe he tried, but I was not interested.
(audience laughs) (Drew laughs)
(audience applauds) - Okay, Ross, your story.
- Well, here's a fun story.
A really fun one.
There's a brand new job opening up at Buckingham Palace
and Drew Barrymore,
I feel like you might need to apply for this one.
Apartment Therapy reports The Queen is hiring a decorator.
She wants to redecorate the entire Royal household
room by room.
So she's, she's looking for someone
with a passion for historic buildings, check.
Good communication skills, check, check.
And a natural team player, check, check, check.
The job pays $40,000 a year.
It has full benefits and a pension
and you get 33 days off a year.
(audience gasp and applaud)
All right.
So Madam, is this a job you'd want?
And what would you do with it?
- I love designing so much (audience applauds)
- [Ross] You've got a great aesthetic.
- I wanna get her one of those neon signs above her bed.
That just says, "Yas Queen"
(they laugh)
I gotta figure it out.
- I love that. - Yeah. Right.
- But who would not want to work as a designer?
You're out there making people's spaces brighter
and happier places for them to be.
Queen or no Queen, I'm in.
- Yeah, I think so too.
And I think it's time for the whole Royal family.
They need a little refresh on everything, right?
So let's start with a little decor.
(audience applauds) - Well, this is
a story I found and I thought,
"Oh, I have to bring this to the desk."
Okay, so attention, New Yorkers.
We are officially the first city where this is happening.
Uber is joining forces with Yellow Cabs.
The New York Times reports that starting this spring
Uber will allow you to order a yellow taxi on their app.
They're teaming up with the two apps that already exist
for Yellow Cab, Curb and CMT.
And if you order a Yellow Cab on Uber,
you'll pay Uber rates, including surge prices.
- Wah-wah.
- What do you think?
- Well, I think we have to,
they have to make this kind of change,
'cause it's a brand new world.
I just have to say
as somebody with a proud 4.89 Uber rating.
I hope that this doesn't affect it,
because I'm really proud of that.
I do have to say, I am. (audience applauds)
4.89 is good.
- I don't know what my Uber rating is.
I know that I'm a happy passenger.
- Yeah. - But I feel like
I'm also a late to get downstairs passenger.
- Oh, that's gonna affect your score.
4.89. That means I'm polite, I'm courteous.
I talk, but I don't over talk. (laughs)
- Do you choose the talk to me or don't talk to me button?
- I let them figure it out.
You know what I mean?
- So you say "Yes, I allow conversation."
- Express yourself through Uber.
- Okay, How many hands,
show raise of hands say no to conversation
on your Uber app?
Right there. Proud, I love it.
I'm sorry.
Aren't you glad you raised your hand now?
Okay, why do you do it?
- [Lady] I talk about this all the time to my coworkers,
because I work overnight shifts
and I just feel like that's a no conversation.
Like, it's acceptable.
It should be acceptable.
- Yeah. - Yes, to me.
- And you like that option? (audience applauds)
- I love that.
I like your approach.
(bright music)