Please welcome Dylan and Cole Sprouse!
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I like that you smelled it first to see what it was.
It looks like Black coffee in here.
And you know what?
I don't do Black coffee.
No, you don't do it?
It's too strong.
Do you do coffee at all?
No.
You don't need any caffeine, do you?
No.
You know what?
We had about five packs of peanut M&Ms, but besides that,
we're not wired.
You've been taking our candy out of our rooms?
You have the best assortment of snacks.
Thank you.
You got like mini sun chips, and then you got--
We got everything you want.
And so when the guy came in the room and told us,
it was all from like five years ago.
But that's OK.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not true.
Everybody that comes here eats them.
We keep it stocked.
It's very, very fresh.
All right, who am I talking to?
Who are you?
Cole.
Cole and Dylan.
Yes, that makes me Dylan.
All right, just stay in that position so I know who you are.
You're identical twins.
But you don't look identical, do you?
No.
You know what?
Actually, we're starting to test the identical thing
a little bit.
You're questioning that now?
Yeah, drifting farther apart.
Yeah, I think you are.
We're you more identical younger?
Actually, yeah.
You could be our third identical twin now.
I think so.
We actually styled our hair to look like yours today.
Thank you.
I would like my hair--
So they'd confuse us.
Yeah, if we were all on the same sofa, that would be--
we'll do that.
We'll get a picture taken during the--
we'll do it later.
All right, but when you were younger,
did you play tricks on people and stuff like that or no?
You know what?
We tried to.
But our personalities are so much difference
that actually, the teachers ended up
messing with us, which is kind of something
that you wouldn't expect from a teacher.
Right.
But think about what they do during the day.
Yeah, what do they do?
Boss around a bunch of third graders.
How much fun could that be?
Come on, I want to boss around a bunch of third graders.
Yeah.
Now speaking of third graders, when you go out in public,
you must have crazy fans--
how old is the average fan of yours right now?
Well, it's kind of anywhere from like 7 to about 15, 16.
Yeah, 16.
The girl the audience is a lot bigger.
What's that?
The girl audience is a lot bigger--
Yeah, well, I'd imagine the girls like you a whole lot.
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Yeah, yeah.
All right.
What was that?
Hello?
So when you go out, what do the seven-year-old girls
act like versus the 15-year-old girls?
Actually, the seven-year-olds are more down to Earth,
I would think.
Yes.
The seven-year-olds are actually very sophisticated
compared to the 14, 15s.
Oh, yes.
I mean, the seven-year-olds do a lot less screaming.
Well, they're probably nervous and just--
Yeah, they're more of the runny jumpy type actually.
Yeah, so they run and then jump.
And they actually run and jump and try to grab.
I mean, sometimes, they miss but--
Yeah, yeah.
Because you probably duck out the way and then they go-- so
do you get to go out to a mall or do anything like that?
We do.
But it gets a little hard.
But actually, my brother and I have
found that we kind of like it.
You do like it.
It's nice to get that people saying
that they like you so much.
We've actually had a girl faint in the mall.
Our first fainting, that was very fun.
It had to be fake though.
It had to be fake.
Or like Johnny Depp was right behind me or something.
Yeah, she wasn't even looking at us.
She was looking at Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom
behind us or something.
But she dropped.
And now, you all both, do you have girlfriends?
No, we are single men.
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I'm actually looking for a Christian girl
with morals and values.
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Oh, that's great.
Well, whoever gets kicked off "The Bachelor" this week will--
Will try and get us all on the show, right?
We'll make our own show.
Now so, but you guys, you've got it made.
You've joined up with the Olsen twins,
and you have a company called Dualstar
that-- they manage you, the Olsen twins manage you.
And then you have merchandising with them as well?
Yes, we're partnered with Mary-Kate and Ashley,
and their comedy Dualstar to kind of follow
in their footsteps a bit.
Can you tell the difference between them?
Who's who?
I'm pretty sure Mary-Kate is the one with the headband
and Ashley is the one without the headband.
But you don't know, do you?
And I know them and I see them all the time.
And I never can--
I can't tell who is who.
It was hard for us at first.
But I think almost with all twins,
if you spend like an hour with us, you're going to understand.
I mean, personality wise, I think
Mary-Kate and Ashley are different
and so are my brother and I. We are very different.
Yeah.
Well, you both are very successful.
Congratulations on that.
And you're getting into business,
and you're doing merchandising and stuff like that.
So I wish you well, and I hope that you come back and see us.
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