- Yup, I got it. OHHH! - (laughs)
- Breathe, honey. Breathe. - (laughs) Oh, I hate you.
- Hold your breath. Hoo, breathe, breathe.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) We're about to play a game of deception and deceit
you might know as Poker Face. So in this episode, we will see
if one married couple and one dating couple can
spot when their partners are lying. - Ooh.
- Okay. (laughs)
- Ooh. I can't wait. - Uh-oh.
- I usually pick up on the kids pretty well.
With her, she has a good poker face, 'cause she just sits there
and goes... (laughs)
- (FBE) So, we are going to put you through three challenges,
where you have to manipulate each other.
- I'm excited. You're hard to read sometimes.
I feel like I know you very well, though.
So, I think I'll be able to tell. - Yeah, that's true.
- (FBE) Each of you will have a box in front of you,
one with a fun item inside and the other with
a not-so-fun item inside. Each round, one player
will look inside the box in front of them and decide
to either keep or switch their item with the other player.
After that player has decided, their opponent will then have
to decide if they wanna keep or switch the box in front of them
based on the other's poker face. Whatever ends up in front of you,
you have to endure. - Okay.
- "Endure." This doesn't sound
good at all, yeah. - Doesn't sound good.
- I love you, and that's why I have to lie to you.
- I love you, too.
- (FBE) First challenge. Because we are very immature
here on the React Channel, in one box is a lovely smelling perfume;
in the other is fart spray. The loser will have to
spray themselves twice with the fart spray.
- Ohhh! That's wrong! - Oh, this is gonna be good!
- If I lose, everybody in the room is getting some.
That's all I know. (laughs) - And I have to drive home
with him in the car? - You know you'll make fun
of me if I smell like farts. There's a lot on the line right now.
- (FBE) Jason, if you would like to open your box...
- Okay. Ooh, this is a nice one. Ooh.
(sucks in breath)
- Uh-oh. - Okay.
- There's no good strategy, so I'm just gonna smile. And okay.
- You're lying. I can already see it.
- (FBE) So Jason, are you gonna keep the box where they are or swap them?
- I think I'm gonna swap.
- I'm gonna swap. - My first instinct was lie.
That's what I thought before you said anything.
So, I think she's lying. - Or did I just say that
and make that expression so you would think that I was
gonna lie to you, but I was actually telling the truth?
Or am I telling the truth right now?
- I choose to keep. - Okay. You're gonna keep it?
- Mm-hmm. - I think I'm gonna give it
back to him, 'cause I don't think I want it.
- You sure about that? - Yeah, I'm sure. It's all yours.
- Good job. She's made her decision.
I mean, she's gonna have to live with the consequences either way.
- (FBE) You guys can open your boxes.
- Okay. (laughs and claps)
- "Liquid Ass." - And I have this fancy bottle
of nice-smelling perfume, (sing-song) and you have to
spray yourself with fart. - I had the perfume.
- Dang you! Are you serious?!
- No, I have the fart spray. (laughs) - Oh my gosh! (laughs)
- Ahh! - This is not gonna be good--
- Babe, this is just for you. - No, no, NO, NO!
- It's all from love. - No!
- Oh. Ugh. Get it out.
Ugh. Ohhh! That's bad!
- You're walking home. - Oh, it's in my mouth.
- I'm not going in the car with you. - It's in my mouth. It's in my mouth!
- (FBE) So now, we have a spicy challenge for you.
One of you gets a sweet lollipop to enjoy.
The other gets the Toe of Satan lollipop to suck on,
which claims to be the spiciest sucker in the world.
You have to endure it for one minute.
- Oh! - Oh, no!
- I think I have a reputation on this channel for not being good
with spicy foods... - Which means you're getting
the spicy food. - ...because I always cry, and my eyes start watering
every time I have spicy foods, which is the worst.
But that's not gonna happen this time,
because you're gonna get the spicy lollipop,
and you're gonna smell like farts, and I'm gonna be doing just fine.
- (FBE) Dana, this time, you get to look in your box first.
- All right-y. (chuckles) Okay.
I think you would really want this. - (laughs)
- You would REALLY, REALLY want this. - Mm-hmm. Okay.
- Do you prefer sweet or spicy? - You know that. Come on.
- (laughs) He's a spicy person. - I like the hot stuff.
- You do like the hot stuff. - I like the hot stuff, so...
- And this is a hot one. You're gonna love it.
- Mm-hmm. - (FBE) Are you gonna keep the box
or swap them? - Okay, I'll keep it. I want it.
- Okay. - I'm gonna lie and tell you
that this is a lollipop.
- I have no idea what you're doing right now.
I... - Just look into my eyes
and figure it out. - Are you gonna keep or swap it?
- I'm gonna keep it. - I can't tell.
He's trying to seem all cool and smile through it and stuff,
but his smile kind of twitched a little bit,
and it seemed like he was getting a little scared.
Uh-huh, and now he's overdoing it to try and make me
think twice about it. I'm gonna swap the boxes.
- Part of me wants to switch just in case it is the lollipop
that I'll be the one to endure it, but, naw, I kind of want her
to do endure it. After the fart spray,
I want her to endure it. (laughs) I'll keep it the way it is.
I think she wants me to swap it ultimately,
and I think she's telling a fib.
- (FBE) Okay, you guys can open your box.
- Yup, I got it. OHHH!
I thought for a second when you smiled at me as I switched them
that he was like, "Yeah, you got it." And I didn't wanna take back
my choice, 'cause I already did it. - I got the lollipop! (laughs)
- I'm actually curious to try this. I honestly am.
I'm curious to try it, but I know it's gonna be hell.
- I was being nice, and I was really wanting you
to take that, 'cause... - Oh, nice for a change.
Oh, okay. - (laughs)
- Oh my god!
- It looks more like a devil's fingernail.
- (FBE) Okay, so you guys can enjoy your lollipops.
I will set the timer. - (Dana) Lick away.
- Love you. - (Dana) I love you, too.
Cheers. Oh! - Oh!
- (both laugh)
- Mm-hmm. - Hold it on your tongue.
How is it? - Really hot.
- Really hot? Okay. - It's like...
oh, it's really hot. (laughs) - Is it hot?
- Oh. Oh. It's-- oh. I told you would've wanted this one.
This is such great revenge, because this is the first time
where there's been something spicy, and I don't have to do it.
His face is getting red! Oh my god!
Someone else is finally in my shoes.
- (FBE) Okay, you're done. - Yay! Sorry I dropped the other one.
- Oh. I can't even inhale. (groans)
Woo! That's hot. - Minute's up.
- Wow! It is really hot.
- (FBE) So, this next is a return of a fan favorite.
One of you will have a back scratcher. The other gets a labor pain simulator
stuck on them for one minute. - Oh my god.
Part of me really hopes I get this one,
because I feel so bad for him right now.
- Okay. - That's all you. I'm sorry.
- I've been through labor, so let's hope he gets that.
- Really? - Okay, I'm gonna open my box.
- Oh, god. That smell. I still can't get it.
I don't even know what that is. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Hmm. I'm gonna keep it. I think I'm gonna keep--
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it. - I wanna swap.
- We'll keep it as is. I'm thinking he's gonna be
the bigger person and take one for the team a third time.
- Of course. I'm a glutton for punishment. Of course.
- (laughs) - I think she's being nice,
but she also questioned herself. But I think she's being nice,
so I'll be nice to, too. I wanna swap.
- Nooo!
- Yes! - Dammit!
- (laughs) I get the lovely
back scratcher! - Darn it! Ahh!
- Oh! What do I do?
- I feel so bad right now.
- What's the maximum setting? - (both laugh)
- All the way up, huh? - Okay. That's okay?
That's good? That's good? - Yes.
- All right. I don't hear pain.
I don't hear suffering. - Oh, there. I feel the pressure now.
- (Jason laughs)
- I'm starting to feel weird little things. Go-- oh!
I feel it now. - (both laugh)
- I'll let it gradually go-- - Ahh, okay. Yeah, I feel that.
Okay, okay. - Breathe, honey. Breathe.
- (laughs) Oh, I hate you. - Hold your breath.
Hoo, breathe, breathe. - What does it feel like?
- You know those workout machines that you step on-- ohhh! (laughs)
Okay.
- Ohhh! I can't-- (laughs) - Damn! Oh, [bleep].
Oh, I love you so much. I wish you were doing this.
- (laughs) - Is it painful or--
- (laughs) OH! Oh! How far are we...
- (FBE) How did that feel? - It felt great.
- (both laugh) - That hurt! It did.
I could tell when he bumped up the intensity.
And yes-- - No, I didn't touch it.
I didn't-- - Nothing compared to actual labor,
but... close.
- (FBE) So, who do we think did better in this challenge,
the married couple or the teen dating couple?
- Okay, married couple has a lot of experience,
so they would know each other. But dating couple,
I think we still have fresh ideas on how to trick each other.
- Yeah. - From the beginning, I would have
thought we would have been better at it,
but I have a feeling we failed worse than they did.
Losing's very bad. - I didn't mind losing
one of out three. - Ah, of course.
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