- We're here, 33 foot high up in Orlando, Florida.
About to witness the last strange days of Mr. Steve-O.
- Oh gross. - The gooch.
Oh my God.
Are you gonna be able to swim with these things on?
- Nope.
(chuckling)
- [Cameraman] So what's gonna happen?
- I don't know.
I'm gonna sink, I think.
(chuckling)
Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Olympic Stilt Diving.
Oh God.
(clapping and cheering)
- [Cameraman] What happened, I thought you
were gonna do a flip?
- I think my career in Olympics Stilt Diving
is not necessarily over, but for today, it is.
- This is Renee Hoffman, he owns the Orlando Water Sports
Complex here and where I'm gonna be, hopefully
be wakeboarding today.
I'm very uncoordinated.
I can't even get up on a wake board or skis
up into this point in my life.
- [Cameraman] What's gonna happen to Knoxville
when he does it?
- Either he'll go really far and eat--
(beeping)
Or he won't go very far and smash into the jump and eat--
(beeping)
- [Cameraman] Either way, he's eating--
(beeping) - Yup.
- I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm about
to do some wakeboarding.
(upbeat music)
(chuckling)
- [Cameraman] See ya, Gooch.
Oh, he's got it.
- He's so got it. - This is such a bad idea.
- [Man] No, he's got it.
♪ Baby take good care when you're getting stuck ♪
♪ Next time I'll see you on the battlefield ♪
♪ Hope you don't get killed ♪
♪ Whoa baby you just look so good ♪
(chuckling) ♪ Your own neighborhood ♪
♪ Hot stuff hot stuff ♪
(chuckling)
♪ Don't know what you doing here ♪
♪ Hot stuff hot stuff ♪
♪ You hijacked my heart ♪
♪ Now I think I'm gonna throw a fit ♪
♪ Hot stuff hot stuff ♪
♪ You took the pain of my heart ♪
♪ Now I don't know what to do with it ♪
- That's it, man.
(sawing)
- [Cameraman] You don't know what you're doing.
(upbeat music)
That chair looks so rad, dude.
- Actually, yeah, I think it is gonna work.
'Cause you took a lot of time putting double,
double rubber in there, so it looks
like it's definitely gonna work.
(chuckling)
(beeping)
- What's up, I'm Bam.
- I'm Ryan.
- And we're at Arest Apple Farm
and we're gonna do the Idiot Launch.
(beeping)
- One, two, three. - One, two, three.
(chuckling)
- [Ryan] Oh, it stinks so bad.
- Quit holding on, let go! - I'm telling you,
it wouldn't have mattered if I held on.
I'll do it again without holding on but--
- You would've just gone. - Huh?
- You would've gone. - You would've gone.
Go.
(beeping)
- Sick. - You all right?
- I mean, did it even look all right?
- [Bam] You're already wet, I say we just try one more.
- [Cameraman] If it doesn't work, let's just (beeping) go.
- I'm Ryan Dunn and this is the Slingshot Redemption.
(upbeat music)
That really hurt though.
(chuckling)
- Wait. (yelling)
(chuckling)
(groaning) - Come on, come on.
(chuckling)
- I gotta be horrible at everything
or else it just wouldn't be me.
- Urban kayaking, it's a new sport, it's taking over.
It's pretty good, it's like, you know, like
rollerblading first everything first hit the scene
and like the hockey first, this is like, you know,
kayaking hit the scene on the water
and in the like rivers nature and all that,
but we're taking it out of nature
and bringing it into the city.
(upbeat music)
One day it hit me, I was like--
(beeping)
Crap, 'cause I know there's a super sick fountain
around here somewhere, man, we're gonna
find it and we're gonna kill it.
- [Cameraman] What do you think of urban kayaking?
- Oh, great.
- Nature sucks anyways, it's so nice to get out in the city
and take care of some serious business.
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but beep beep, man.
- [Cameraman] What do you think of urban kayaking?
- Oh, we're gonna create our own brand of urban kayaking
that's just gonna be really conducive to the surrounding
urban nature of our sport, great part
is you don't need water, it's nice, you don't need it.
- [Cameraman] What do you think about urban kayaking?
- That's great, it looks like a rush.
(chuckling)
- Man, I'm beat, long day of urban kayaking in the hot sun.
Doesn't get any better than that.
(upbeat music)
- [Cameraman] Get in the mouth.
- This is the human car wash.
- [Cameraman] Here we go.
- Oh.
This is the first bath he's had in like five days.
Well, here we go.
(chuckling)
♪ You might not ever get rich ♪
♪ But let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch ♪
♪ There ain't no telling who you might meet ♪
There's gonna be a big gray V spot
on the hood where his body was.
♪ At the car wash talking about the car wash ♪
♪ Car wash yeah ♪
♪ Come on y'all and sing it with me car wash ♪
Oh they're waxing him?
♪ Sing it with feeling y'all car wash yeah ♪
♪ Car wash those cars never seem to stop coming ♪
♪ Keeps those rags and machines coming ♪
♪ Let me tell you it's always cool ♪
- Man, I was just cold.
♪ At the car wash ♪
I didn't go into that thing clean, that's for sure.
First shower I've had in a couple days.