HERE'S THE THING.
I HAVE HAVE BEEN DOING THESE SHOWS FOR EIGHT WEEKS, HAVE I
BEEN GIVING IT MY ALL T SAY LABOR OF LOVE BUT I DO IT FOR
YOU.
BUT I HAVE JUST LEARNED SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME WONDER
IF YOU ARE LISTENING.
BECAUSE A FEW WEEKS AGO I GAVE A VERY CLEAR WARNING ABOUT WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN NOW THAT MCDONALD'S IS SERVING BREAKFAST ALL DAY
LONG.
>> I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING THAT HAS ROCKED ME TO MY CORE
BECAUSE TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME, MCDONALD'S BEGAN SERVING
BREAKFAST ALL DAY LONG.
(APPLAUSE) AND THE ONLY REASON I EVER GOT
UP BEFORE 10:30 WAS TO MAKE IT TO THE MCDONALD'S' BREAKFAST
DEADLINE.
BUT NOW WITH AN EGG McMUFFIN AVAILABLE AT ANY TIME IT IS
CHAOS.
TEAR UP YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND LIVE IN A CAVE.
NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING ANY MORE >> Stephen: WILL YOU NOTICE,
AND MANY YOU OF LAUGHED WHEN I SAID THAT, HA HA.
SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE SAID I OVERREACTED ABOUT ALL-DAY
BREAKFAST.
I EVEN GOT A LOT OF LETTERS, A LOT OF DIRTY, GREAS-STAINED
LETTERS.
I EVEN GOT A FEW GREAS-STAINED E-MAILS.
I'M NOT SURE HOW DID YOU THAT.
WELL, LOOKY HERE WHAT I JUST FOUND.
>> ALL-DAY BREAKFAST AT MCDONALD'S APPEARS TO BE DOING
MORE HARM THAN GOOD.
>> ONE GROUP THAT IS NOT LOVING MCDONALD'S ALL-DAY BREAKFAST,
THE WORKERS WITHIN THE BREAKFAST MENU HAS CAUSED CONFUSION IN
THEIR KITCHENS AND CAUSED ORDERS TO BE FILLED SLOWER AND ANGERING
CUSTOMERS WHO DON'T WANT TO WAIT.
>> SOME FRANCHISES THE NEW MENU IS CREATING CHAOS IN THE
KITCHEN.
>> CHAOS IN THE KITCHEN.
>> Stephen: CHAOS IN THE KITCHEN.
WHAT DID I SAY!
(LAUGHTER) LOOK, LOOK, IT GIVES ME NO
PLEASURE TO SAY I WAS RIGHT.
BUT I WILL SAY THIS.
BAH BAH DAH BAH DAH, I TOLD YOU SO!
I CAN'T BE DOING THIS SHOW EVERY NIGHT IF I'M GOING TO BE SOME
CASSANDRA WHOSE PROVE EASIES NO ONE WILL HEED, JEREMIAH DID NOT
SHOUT HIS WARNINGS INTO AN EMPTY ALTOID CAN AND THEN HURL IT OFF
A VY A DUCT, OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE NUR DOG COMES FROM, IT IS NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T
PROVEN MYSELF.
HAVE I BEEN DOING THE SHOW FOR TWO MONTHS AND HAVE I BEEN RIGHT
ABOUT EVERY SINGLE BREAKFAST-RELATED ISSUE I
WEIGHED IN.
NEED I REMIND YOU, IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST THIS MCDONALD'S DEBACLE.
THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT ELIMINATING BACON FROM OUR
FEDERAL PRI SONS.
AND WHAT DID I SAY.
>> I UNDERSTAND THAT PRISON IS PUNISHMENT BUT LIFE WITHOUT
POSSIBILITY OF PORK IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.
>> WELL, THANK GOD SOMEONE IN THE GOVERNMENT WAS LISTENING
BECAUSE ACCORDING TO "THE WASHINGTON POST," QUOTE, AFTER A
WEEK OF CONTROVERSY, THE GOVERNMENT DID AN ABOUT-FACE AND
PUT PORK BACK ON THE PRISON BILL OF FARE.
(APPLAUSE) YOU SEE WHAT WE CAN ACCOMPLISH
WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER?
BY YOU DOING WHATEVER I SAY.
IT'S CALLED A PARTNERSHIP.
THE POINT IS, BECAUSE OF YOUR CAVALIER ATTITUDE ABOUT WHEN
EGGS SHOULD BE McMUFED, IF I CAN SAY THAT ON CBS, MCDONALD'S
HAS DESCENDED INTO A CHAOTIC ABYSS FROM WHICH IT MAY NEVER
EMERGE.
OBVIOUSLY I WILL STILL GO TO McDON DOFNLT I LOVE EVERYTHING
ON THE MENU.
BUT WILL YOU DO ME THIS MUCH, WILL YOU DO THIS FOR ME, PLEASE.
NEXT TIME I WEIGH IN ON SOME IMPORTANT ISSUE, PAN CAKES
VERSUS WAFFLES, HOW MUCH CHOCOLATE CAN BE IN A MUFFIN
BEFORE IT'S LEGALLY A CUPCAKE-- (LAUGHTER)
>> PLEASE JUST HAVE THE HUMILITY TO LISTEN AND WE WON'T HAVE TO
HAVE THIS LITTLE TALK AGAIN.
BECAUSE IF WE'RE GOING TO VAY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP, I NEED TO
KNOW YOU ARE HEARING ME, OKAY.
NOT JUST HEARING ME, BUT HEARING ME.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS GOOD.
I FEEL BETTER.
BY THE WAY, CANTELOUPE IS A DUMPSTER FRUIT, NO LETTERS.