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recently we had a chance to go to la and
we reached out to a few friends who
agreed to give us an introduction to
some jolly american food
we have rolled out the red carpet that's
right popeye's i think is easily the
best fast food chain in america wow
here's me
that's my british accent is it good
wow i didn't expect to get fried chicken
that's why i love this place i had
literally no idea food like they've
existed in the world i like you a lot
i'm a fan thanks man
today it's jolly watcher that's right
and we're trying some taco bell yeah you
guys wanted to have a little taster of
the best that america has to offer this
is it ryan and shane from watcher are
content creating machines from buzzfeed
unsolved to puppet history they're
legends of the platform and they've also
publicly professed their unironic love
of taco bell josh and i are taco bell
noobs and we've made the questionable
decision of trying it for our first meal
in la with ryan and shane as our guides
my big two caveats here i think there's
a common joke about taco bell giving
people diarrhea like that is not a thing
i have never had diarrhea after taco
bell and i get diarrhea a lot okay um
let's get back to the center here yeah
when you have a mcdonald's burger you're
not thinking that's an incredible burger
you're thinking that's an incredible
mcdonald's burger incredible big mac
you're not going to mcdonald's for
burgers you're going there for
mcdonald's right taco bell same thing
ryan do you have anything you'd like to
say before we start on our wonderful
adventure i just want to say up top that
was a beautiful presentation
i thought that was great i want to put
in a screenshot of the chat that we had
where you guys were proposing what to
have you were so encouraging of each
other i started with my list and then
you said your list you said good list
bro love that list and i said solid list
mang stoke to mangle some bell together
yeah i don't know what that means i
think we landed on starting with a
classic taco supreme you want to open it
up get a little looking at that that
looks like a diaper it looks pretty nice
i mean
it does it looks a lot like a diaper now
the taco supreme has tomatoes and sour
cream in addition to the cheese beef and
lettuce here we go first bites gentlemen
okay
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that's not bad not bad at all visually
not doing it for me i really came in
with expectations but
it's actually not bad i really enjoy the
flavor of the beef the flavor of the
beef yes the flavor of the beef
the payload that comes later
yeah i mean i don't know if i'm tasting
the beef much but the tomatoes taste
relatively fresh i think so yeah they
really are the freshest tomatoes you can
get in the world
yeah okay all right okay is that
official statement it feels that way
don't look it up it's just something the
bellheads say yeah and then live moss
with moss
it's the slogan you know you just live
more you live more when you eat taco
bell don't look that up either okay this
is a palette cleanser it's called baja
blast they use this at my dentist yeah
it does look like or at the barber shop
when they put a little barbasol here
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that's pretty gross yeah that's wow
that's a lot not much
that is definitely illegal in the uk
let's move on to this beautiful
beautiful masterpiece when it comes to
fast food items cheesy gordita crunch is
right at the top of the mouth these
names are quite long cheesy gordita
crunch that's right you say all three
names like you're like you're angry at
your child it's a name that wasn't
designed for english people to say
cheesy gordita
i think it sounds quite lovely when you
say it thank you
we have the soft outer gordita and then
we have the hard crispy shell in the
middle i like this because it's almost
like an insured delivery system if the
first to make sure nothing yeah there's
a second layer like two-factor
authentication exactly exactly but that
that is a it is a weakness of mexican
food i would say in general the delivery
systems it's a little
steel trap baby this ain't going nowhere
okay so the greatest fast food item in
existence well in the known universe
boys i'll see you on the other side okay
ready
oh wow there's a lot of beef in there
that gordita thing it's good it's good
it's nice it's good the texture is doing
it for me the only problem with the
cheese ready to crunch yeah is that you
don't have enough of it usually like
after i have one i want about 10 more
that honestly is unlike any fast food
item i've ever had very different in my
life and when you get to the crunch it
is good the crunch is lovely i feel like
i had a taco bell influence on you you
did i was ignorant of the bell in its
ways because i am half mexican yeah and
i was like taco bell's not mexican food
and shane was like no no no
it isn't but you do have to try this
thing called
a cheesy gordita
and have you seen ratatouille
yeah you know they've seen when he bites
into the ratatouille he almost like
awakens inside this was kind of like an
awakening for me it rung a bell inside
you it's kind of like that feeling you
know when they say when you die it feels
like your whole life flashes before your
eyes yeah it felt kind of like that
except i'm still alive i think it's
quite accurate it tastes like you're
gonna die but maybe but in a good way
but in a good way like if you could
bottle that feeling okay hey man die
happy
moving on to the chalupa supreme this
was on your list what is it
you put it on my list as well because i
have not had it ryan do you enjoy this
item is it it's good it's just like it's
not as good as the cheesy gordita crunch
but it's good it's good i still don't
know what it is so let's try it it's a
deep-fried cordita almost like that yeah
the contents you'll notice are pretty
similar to the taco supreme and by
similarly
identical this is basically taco bell as
far as i can tell is just a bunch of
different delivery systems for consuming
the same it's logistics really
i'm not sure about this but the hand
feel is really nice this shell yeah it
is very sturdy chunky look at this
it's not floppy if i did this with other
taco bell items
we'd have lettuce all over the place
that's actually quite good
i forgot that these are good
i might have to work this into the
rotation more often i do not love that
it is so oily very
very oily yeah oh i'm looking at my
hands right now and i look like i've
been giving someone a massage that
sounds good now feel free to refresh
yourselves if need be
yeah oh
this drink kind of tastes like the
equivalent of like a defibrillator for
your tongue it kind of like it makes you
kind of awake in a way you don't like
very accurate it's not pleasant okay the
crunch wrap supreme wow there's a lot of
supreme things yeah i need a thesaurus
or something yeah i'm realizing that i
think the supreme terminology refers to
the contents inside because
tacos cream crunchwrap supreme and
chalupa supreme it's like a supreme
pizza beef tomato lettuce sour cream
variety cheese oh what
okay what is this
origami yeah
for a bell head on the go wait a second
this is easily the most advanced
delivery system we've seen you could
take this bad boy with you on the tube
the tube the underground look at this
check this out
oh
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function may be the best thing on the
entire menu yeah honestly
functional wise i'm gonna hold off on on
telling you my big issue with it until
we eat it i want to see if you guys
arrive at the same complaint that i have
let's take a bite
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hmm yeah you know i don't find the uh
tortilla to be that pleasant to be
honest i don't this is my problem with
it i think it's a little too doughy with
not enough substance for me i wanted to
hear what i mean
is there anything other than dough in
there
well that's my big issue what the the
way this is folded up you've got
tortilla on tortilla on tortilla it's
like so much tortilla i don't know
whether it's because we're eating around
a lot i'm trying to get any flavor yeah
i'm like it doesn't taste of anything so
take another bite when you start at the
edges you're like there's got to be more
here yeah yeah yeah it's so
disappointing
because it looked amazing just offended
a lot of people i mean it's terrible it
is
terrible come fight me this is terrible
okay final thing i'll tell you what as a
child this is one of the great joys of
life getting our little cinnamon crisps
i believe both of you guys said this is
that this is in your like top five top
ten fast food items no dessert items
dessert okay okay what i like about this
is you don't feel gross afterwards if i
eat a mcdonald's apple pie or like a
mcdonald's sundae or something yeah yeah
it's a treat but if you feel a little
naughty afterwards well if you put down
a couple cheesy gordita crunches that's
pretty heavy you want something light
and airy these are very light yeah
they're very light they're right i'm
just relieved there's no cheese and meat
exactly i think that's why they designed
this now i recommend looking for a
flavor blasted one oh look at this oh my
gosh
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that is incredible it's kind of like a
cinnamon prawn cracker you know oh
i mean that doesn't make me like it more
it really is a cardboard finished crunch
yeah can we all four of us crunch at the
same time oh let's do that yes that's
our maxim for maximum crunch romance
crunch all right let's go we're gonna go
for it all for one more
that was great yeah somewhere satisfying
an angel got its wings
in that very moment
all right guys well thank you very much
thanks for making the flight all the way
here just to have taco bell that's crazy
to be honest it was better than i
expected all right well go check these
guys out at watcher we'll leave a link
in the description and in the meantime
we'll see you jolly soon see you later
we're all bell heads now
great
stephen how are you doing man oh wow
look at that oh
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wow here's me about his next level
oh my golly jolly yeah that's worth a
round of applause holy moly
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