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Glitchy Boi & SMG4 Intro (Warning this video has alot of grunts.)
Once upon a time, In a castle far far away.......
MARIO: [Singing]
ded
Oh boy! [Italian gibberish]
Lets-a go!
[Finding spaghet]
ded
[Grunt]
[Muffled speech]
(to what?)
[Laughter] (Oh boi)
[Grunt] No! [Italian gibberish]
Mamma Mia!
comewithme.exe
Hmm? Ohh...
Let's go! (Oh pls Don't)
Lazy: No! [Italian gibberish]
[Gun cocks] (Y)
Okie dokie. (oof)
Ohhh... (WHY Merio =O)
Oho ha ha ha! [Italian gibberish]
Oh Yeah!
Amber alert: Issued 4:20 PM at the mushroom kingdom
♪Gimme $20, Gimme $20♪ (GIMME $1000)
Hmm...
[Italian gibberish]
pingas
Location: Vectors Fortress Statues: Retarded and abandoned
[Luigi shivers]
[Crying]
(the show is even better?!)
LUIGI: [Shivering] WAAAH!
MARIO: Ooh...
Welcome to the meme theater
[Italian gibberish]
Mamma Mia!
- MOVE! - AHHH! - WAAAH!
[Laughter]
Look at you, little baby!
Louis: Ohhhhh... [Italian gibberish] (True)
ShUt Up BeFoRe I sTaB u!!1!1!! (bruh)
ᵒᵏᵃʸ
Hmm... [Italian gibberish]
Oho ha ha ha!
[Both] WHAT?!
Hey there SMG4, is it showtime yet?
Luigi, do you see any cameras on yet, ya idiota?
Hey! Why ya gotta be mean, Mario? Wassa matta you?
Wassa matta me? Wassa matta you?!
Ohhhh... Mamma Mia...
SMG4, who the heck are these guys?
What? Cartoon segments? I thought we were gonna be on for the whole show!
You serious? Is that all? Why I oughta-
Hey Paisano, let's not fight! We haven't got an acting gig in months.
Baby Mario needs-a feeding!
[Ded]
Fine! But don't get in my way, Other Mario!
Asshole!
[Air horn]
What? What do we even do? You haven't given us a script!
HEY PASIANOS (O god)
ITS "TEH STOOPID MARIO BROZ STOOPID SHOW"
Uhh...let's just make it up, Mario!
♪We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game♪ C'mon, let's dance, Mario!
♪We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game♪ Do the Mario!
♪We're not like the others who get all the fame♪ Yeah! Gimme...gimmie those hip thrusts!
♪If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double♪ Your dancing is amazing, Luigi. You're doing great!
♪We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the Brothers!♪ Oh you're doing it, Mario! You're looking...awesome!
♪You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat!♪
♪Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats!♪
♪You'll meet Koopa, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others♪
♪Hangin' with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the Brothers!♪ Look at me, Paisanos! You like my dance?
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Woooo!
Woo...
(wow mario you ruin the people)
YEAAAAH.
(Lights, Camera, Action)
Hey Luigi, you know what I love?
What would that be, Mario?
I love me some spaghetti!
Yeah! We can tell, Mario!
[Some douche bag laughing in the background]
Oh hey, Luigi. Look! A pipe bomb.
[Homer laughs]
Oh no, Mario! What are we gonna do?
We gonna do what we plumbers do best, Luigi!
Oh no! Mario!
What?! What?! I'm hammerin' here!
[Retarded laughter]
Uh, I don't think that's a good idea, Mario...
Ahh, whadda you know?
[Gruuuuuunt]
[Knocking]
Wha? What was that?
Uh...I think that came from the upstairs set.
Can you guys...
PIPE down up there?
Hahaha!
[Laughter]
Hey! This guy gets it!
[More knocking]
HEY! CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE?! WE'RE FILMIN' IN HERE!
[Giggle attack]
SHUT UP!
Oooooooooh...
Whoa!
[Italian gibberish]
Yahoo!
Hey! You up there!
You should wait your turn! Don't be rude!
[Gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt]
Don't make me come up there!
Ugh!
OW, Shit!
Alright! That's it!
[Coin]
[Grunt]
Oho ho ho ho! Woo hoo hoo hoo!
Halo! How are you doing? It's me Luigi, and-
Oh, shit!
WAAAA-- [Ded]
[Laughter]
You see those guys? You see those douche bags?
[Laughter]
Wait, what?! But we haven't finished our-
NEXT!!
COME ON!!!
YIPPY YO-YO
♪It's the Mario Brothers and plumbin's their game♪
Raaaaaaaaaaaaawr!
[Scream]
Help me, Mario!
[Italian gibberish]
[Grunt]
Mammaf---er!
Ohhhhh... Mamma Mia...
Hmmm...
[Gibberish]
You big, fat, stinky green jerk!
Hey! That's my physical appearance!
That hurts really bad...
[Laughing]
[Barking and noises]
[Laughter]
MARIO: Hey!
Hello, Little Koopa.
[Girl scream]
[Peach screams]
Ah crap!
[Grunting]
(Dat face doe) Oh nooooo...
[Gibberish]
Hmmm...
[Retarded singing]
[Gibberish]
Take-a this!
[Screaming]
What? What is it?
[Ultimate ded]
You know, Luigi,
there's nothing betta than a cup of joe to calm me down!
You said it, Mario!
Oh no!
Oh Jesus!
- Oh my ass! - Auuugh!
What the hell? Get this fat thing off of me!
Oh! I can't feel my toes, Mario!
S--t!
[Both] YOU?!
Alright! That's it! That's the last straw!
Let's get 'em, Luigi!
Yeah! Let's get 'em!
Yippee!
[Italian gibberish]
Ha ha!
PAISANO MARIO: Hey! Mario Dopes!
We've just about had it with you morons!
This is our show, and you guys are ruining it!
You can't do shit, brah!
- You can't do shit, brah! - WAAAH! Mario!
OH, YOU GUYS ARE DEAD MEAT!
Let's-a go, f---er!
[Fight for the death]
Oh my ass!
Suck my {NOT Family FRIENDLY WORD}
Take that, ya loser!
Oh shit! (I give up on this)
Ohhhh...
- Gotcha, bitch! - Whoa!
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this!
[Grunts]
Mariooooooo!
Mariooooooo! PAISANO LUIGI: Take one of those, ya bastard! (What did I just say about that)
PAISANO LUIGI: Take one of those, ya bastard! (What did I just say about that)
[Grunt]
TAAAAAAAAAAA
BOSH!
Ultimate Tornado Slam!
[Ded]
Oh, my spaghetti & meatballs...
You sons of-a bitches!
UWAHHHHHHH!
[Screams]
You green piece of shit! Come back here!
Let's-a go!
[Grunt]
Take-a that!
Wha? What the hell's going o-
[Laughter]
*Fuk you*
You're not getting away that easily!
Kamehameha!
[Screaming]
Mamma MIAAAAAAAAA!
[Ded]
WOO!
Eat summa this!
WAAAAAH!
Oof!
[Muffled speech]
Dat face doe
You bitch!
[Laughter]
[Ded]
And I'm telling ya, if you're not watching The Super Mario Bros. Super Show,
you'll go to hell before you die!
(i wanna live!)
WAAAAAAH!
Yah!
[Shivering]
Oh, whatta ya doing up there?! Get down from there!
- [Grunting] - [Screaming]
Oh my ass!
Ho ho ho!
Hey, you all ready ded?
[Static]
Do you know someone that owns a gun or a knife?
Mario can kill!
[Grunting]
Take this!
[Screaming]
Everyone is dead, dying, or worse: having diabetes
That...
...was...
...AWESOME!!!
Thank you-a so much! X2
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (No it didn't)
Ohhhhhhh...
Mamma Mia...
Luigi: Mmmaaammmaaa mmmiiiaaa...
Okay. Mamma Mia...
Finish him
Yahoo!
Okie dokie!
[Moaning]
My spaghetti noodles!
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