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With the holiday season over, it’s time for us to take stock in what really matters
– the great gaggle of gifts we walked away with!
*Ahem* I mean, family, love, and happiness… and a great gaggle of gifts!
Chances are a lot of you were bestowed Amazon gift cards, but maybe you’re having a hard
time deciding what you want to spend them on.
We’d like to do something a little different and rather than educate you on a topic, we
want to give you some ideas of things you may want to buy yourself!
Each member of the Top10Archive team gave a suggestion or two and we’ve laid them
out for you in our convenient Top 10 format!
Be sure to show your appreciation by subscribing and dropping a comment for our incredible
team!
10.
Farting Animals Coloring Book Just as the cover of the book proclaims, “Farts
Are Funny!”
Maybe you don’t agree, but writer and Jim’s research assistant, Catherine, certainly thinks
so!
This coloring book would let her sit back after a long, arduous day of researching to
enjoy the peaceful serenity of coloring in crude outlines of animals…
farting, of course.
Maybe our favorite part of the entire Amazon listing is the “About the Author” section,
which describes the creator of this fine coloring book, M.T.
Lott, as “like a silent but deadly fart, he cannot be stopped.”
9.
Cute Banana Protector Don’t you just hate it when your banana
is left out in the open, completely unprotected from the elements?
Just ask Top10Archive writer Sophie what it’s like to go to snack on your banana only to
find it bruised, battered, and beaten.
She says it’s terrible!
The worst thing that’s ever happened to her.
No, there’s no need to ask her, we promise that’s what she said!
Anyway, the point is, no longer do you need to worry about carrying around your naked
banana while you have this trio of colorful protectors!
8.
Scratch Off World Map It starts off rather boring, a tan 34” x
22” (86 cm x 55 cm) map of tan continents and countries.
Then, as you start to expand your reach and travel beyond the confines of your own country,
you can scratch them off to reveal a colorful nation underneath.
This one is another suggestion of Sophie’s, a world traveler in her own way.
If you’re not much of a traveler, you can even use it to help get a better understanding
of the world you live in, maybe by scratching off countries as you learn more about them!
Our Top10Archive videos about various countries around the world would be a great place to
start!
7.
Universal Controller Adapter If our writers haven’t proven that they’re
all a little on the nerdy and dorky side, then maybe our video editor, Jonathan, can
drive the point home.
This Mayflash Universal Adapter is essential for every gamer that’s partial to a specific
controller and allows compatibility of Sony console controllers on Microsoft consoles
and PC.
The entire system is plug-and-play, making it seamless to pick up your PS4 controller
and use it on your Xbox One.
Beyond the convenience of only having to worry about one controller for multiple systems,
Mayflash’s adapter also works with steering wheels and fighting sticks, making it the
ultimate gaming implement.
6.
Kooty Key Germ Utility Tool Do you find yourself skeeved out when you’re
in public and have to touch…
well… anything?
What if there was an answer for it?
Would you jump on it immediately?
If you said yes, you’re not too different from one of Archive’s video editors, Billy,
who recommended this germ utility tool for everyone.
This lightweight, hard plastic keychain tool allows people to avoid touching less-than-clean
surfaces, such as door handles, toilet flushers, and even the garbage pail within your own
home.
You may look like a loon whipping out your hooked, plastic tool, but at least you’ll
be a germ-free loon!
5.
Samsung Gear VR Top 10 team member and video editor Henry
wants people to indulge in the virtual side of life with Samsung’s highly successful
Gear VR headset.
It may not have nearly the same power as, say, the Oculus Rift, but the Gear VR’s
use of your compatible smartphone creates a rather entertaining and inexpensive introduction
to the world of virtual reality.
This specific model comes with a controller, which can be used for specific applications
that feature free character movement.
It’s certainly a fun gadget, specifically one that may not eat up the entirety of your
gift card.
4.
Beardo Beard Hat It’s a good thing Henry ensured you’ll
still have money left over on your gift card because there is no way you should pass up
this pleasing knit cap.
Oh, but it’s not just a knit cap, it also features a knit beard!
On the model used to sell the product, the Beard Hat actually looks like it may be comfortable,
though we have to assume the actual beard portion of it may get a little scratchy or
itchy.
Thankfully, should you get tired of the beard, it is detachable.
3.
Stanley Fatmax Jump Starter Okay, so maybe this isn’t the most exciting
option, but you can bet, when you’re stuck on the side of the road with a low tire or
dead battery, you’ll wish you listened to me!
That’s right, I chose the Jump Starter, a practical gift for yourself that can be
your guardian angel in those unexpected moments.
Complete with a 700-peak battery amp jump, 129 PSI air compressor, USB ports, and a high-powered
LED light, I stand by my Stanley Fatmax J7CS Jump Starter as something every car owner
should have.
Oh, stop your whining!
You think I’d forget to suggest something fun?
2.
Overpriced Walmart Gift Card How much do you love Walmart?
Enough to spend over $59 on a $50 gift card?
Beyond the strange pricing, so many things confuse me about this listing, such as the
one person that rated it 5-stars and the questions from potential buyers that just don’t…
see... anything wrong with spending more on a gift card that’s readily available at
your local Walmart!
Why has this not been flagged for removal or why has someone not cried foul?
Am I the crazy one?!1.
Accoutrements Handicorn Tired of always being alone?
Want a mystical, magical companion of your own to go on adventures with?
Enter the Handicorn!
Turn five of your digits into a unicorn with four soft vinyl hooves that slide over your
thumb, index, ring, and pinky fingers and adorn your most important finger with the
finishing touch, a smiley, horned unicorn head!
Who do we have to thank for this madness?
None other than Top10Archive creator and CEO, Alex!
Woah there, anxious shopper!
We gave you plenty of ideas, but before you go buying them all, don’t forget to like,
subscribe, and comment on this video!
If you can stave off the shopping itch for a little longer, why not check out one of
these two videos?