- You must be Shaun.
- Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, Mr. Gantner, please come in.
Mrs. Gantner.
Thank you so much for coming.
This is my girlfriend, Ashley.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hello, Ashley.
- Oh yes, you're friends with Tanya.
- Tanya is very upset by your situation.
I don't like it when my granddaughter is upset.
- [Vera] Tanya has Arthur wrapped around her little finger.
- That's right.
- Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hi, I'm Cindy Almond-Beugler.
- Hello, I'm Arthur Gantner and my wife, Vera.
- How do you do?
- Hello! Welcome.
(Cindy burps)
Excuse me!
Would you please make yourselves at home?
- Oh, thank you.
- So Shaun, tell us about yourself.
- Well, I'm a National Merit Scholar, a straight A student,
and I want to be a writer.
- Do you like John Grisham? I sure do.
- Shaun's also our class president
and he was the
representative at our Model UN.
- Yeah, he's a fabulous kid, Mr. Gantner.
- Arthur, please. Call me Arthur.
- Even as a little boy, he was so smart.
Miss those days.
Yeah, last few years have been really hard.
Eh, I helped my former husband start his business
and soon as he gets a little money,
he started screwing around on me.
- Oh my goodness.
- Then he left me for a 20 year old he met at the gym.
I walked in on them at a motel in La Jolla.
She's got him naked and handcuffed to the bed.
So we divorced.
I remarried, then this new one, Bob,
he starts falling apart
and it's just one shitstorm after the other.
(doorbell ringing rapidly)
- [Boy] Shaun! Let us in!
(overlapping voices outside house)
- Yo, bro.
We heard you tried to kill Mrs. Todd.
- [Shaun] Shhh!
- Are you on a violent rampage, dude?
- You guys, what do you want?
- All right, bro, check it out.
We thought in Lonny's memory, right?
Go down to Emerald Cove and we can take his board
and we could like push it out into the ocean.
- Yeah, or blow it up.
- Right.
- Dudes, it sounds like a great idea, all right.
And we'll do it, but I can't right now
cause I got some very important people over, so...
- Whoa, more important than us, huh?
- No!
- More important than Lonny?
- Of course not.
- Yeah right, bro. This is his birthday, man.
- Yeah, man.
- Like his death birthday.
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
- You know what? Just go hang with
your little VIPs, all right.
- That's right, man.
Sorry we intruded on your tea party.
- Yeah, if you need us we'll be out in the van
kicking each other's butts.
- Yeah.
- [Chad] Naked.
- Huh?
- So I visited Stanford in the fall.
It's a beautiful campus.
- Isn't it lovely?
We go up there for football games
and of course Arthur was on the board, so.
- Excuse me, sorry.
Shaun, have you seen my piss?
My parole officer called.
He wants that piss.
'Cause, man, I know I got it around here.
- Lance, don't you see that we have company?
- Hey, what's up?
Oh, there it is.
(all gasping)
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- I, okay, look, someone's got to fill this up
or I'm going to jail. All right.
- Would you just get out of here?
(cup hits wall)