Look at the number we have of this unit right here.
Ooh, mark of the beast.
Right?
[THUNDER]
Let this be a hell of a unit.
Come on, guys.
Whoo!
[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
It's going to tell you a lot about a person who's
going to bid on this unit here. - Really?
Why is that?
[BEEP] evil.
Really?
I don't know.
This is a spooky-looking room, but I
ain't scared of no ghosts.
MAN: I think this devilish unit is trash.
Sold.
Tough.
Oh, no.
All right, here we go. Number 20.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT] How much, how much, how much money where?
25. Right
25.
$50 right there.
75 [AUCTIONEER CHANT] 100.
1 there, 1 and a quarter.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT] 2 and a quarter, 2 and a half, 250.
[AUCTIONEER CHANT] 3 and a quarter, half, 375, 400.
I got 400 bucks.
4 and a quarter, 425.
I got 4 and a quarter.
4 and a half, looking for 450.
450, 450, 450, 75.
Went up to 475.
Now you can go 5.
I got 500 bucks.
5 and a quarter, 525, going once--
525.
Going twice.
You got your way, Brandi.
Oh no, Brandi.
No.
[GROWLS]
Brandi's the devil.
[WESTERN MUSIC]
All right, I had the Dodsons bless this for me
so I can ward out the evil spirits.
Power of Christ compels you!
Do you think that worked?
Let's see.
OK.
So thing's a little beat up, but-- so I'll
probably get, like, 50 bucks for this after I buy the materials.
I don't even know, man.
All right.
It says, "dream."
Some toys.
[BEEP] nothing.
[BUZZER]
Just clothes.
[BUZZER]
Trash.
[BUZZER]
Maybe I should've listened to Kenny
and turned my back on the devil's locker.
Hmm.
I'll put this aside.
Maybe there's more parts to it.
It's the only thing that looks halfway decent in here.
Ruh-roh.
[GASPS] Hold the phone.
Shut the front door.
These are actually really becoming a thing again.
They're size 8, which is a decent size.
I could probably clean these up and resell them,
get 40 bucks for them.
They're nice.
[KACHING]
Wingardium Leviosa.
[SPARKLES]
Probably get like, 10 bucks for this Harry Potter wand.
[KACHING]
Jewelry box.
That's all the goodies.
Look at this.
Ooh, silver 925.
7 bucks for that.
[KACHING]
Ooh.
I had one of these.
Probably resell those games for buck apiece.
There's like 12 in there.
Xbox 360.
Probably get 20 bucks for this.
[KACHING]
All right.
Let's see what we got here.
[GASPS] They're little plates.
And there's no insignia, which-- oh, nope.
Yes there is.
Hand painted.
I don't know this brand, but they're really sort of unique.
It's like antiquey.
Oh.
Cool little tea cups.
Let me see what else we got in here.
OK.
Little copper.
I mean, this is like--
aside from that other interesting--
I don't know if it's like a wall sconce.
Seemed like they come from the same era.
Maybe I'll just go to some kind of antique store
and see if they know anything about this stuff.
[WESTERN MUSIC]
Aww, damn it.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
I broke my nails.
Do you see the broken nails?
Clearly the work of the devil.
[CHURCH BELL]
[GASPS] Eww, what is that?
Eww.
[GAGS] Oh, my God.
Oh, please don't be-- eww.
Oh, it's wax.
OK, phew.
[SIGHS] Put your big girl panties on and just deal
with it.
Shut up.
This unit sucks.
But I do think this was a little kerosene thing.
It's to heat the tea.
I got to do some research and see
if I can find somebody to tell me if it's worth anything.
All right, unit, ' I'll see you in hell.
[WESTERN MUSIC]
[MEDIEVAL MUSIC]
[CLEARS THROAT] Presenting Lady Passante of Lake Forest.
BRANDI PASSANTE: I'm at Pamela's Tea Room and British Shop
meeting with the owner Pamela Brand to tell
me more about this tea set.
And of course, I dress for the occasion.
So this is what I found.
Interesting.
Very pretty, very fine bone china.
Very light.
The china is not one of the highest grades but--
they put a lot of work into these paintings.
It's an awesome design.
Very art nouveau, I suppose, to some extent.
So what about this fella?
An interesting item.
This is a copper kettle.
And the warmer, that is copper as well.
This is for the oil.
Well, quite ingeniously, they've made this, the wrought-iron--
Oh, it's a five.
--into a five.
It's a great big five.
O'clock.
Yes.
Isn't that fascinating?
How did I not notice that?
That's why I think it's quite a rare item.
Blimey, that's bloody wicked.
So when was this created?
I would say around about the late 19th century, 1880s,
'90s, something like that.
I believe it's a company called Bradley and Hubbard.
OK.
So can you please tell me how much we have here?
The total lot?
Yes, please.
I would say probably about--
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
--probably $500 worth.
- Really? - Really.
Yes.
Do you hear that, Rube?
Indeed, madam.
We're going to have to celebrate later.
Good.
You and me.
That's bloody brilliant.
I made my money back and then some.
Take that, Lucifer.