I'm so happy to see you again.
I loved having you on the show.
You were here a couple of years ago, which seems crazy.
It was two years ago.
It seemed insane.
Yeah, it seems like just a few months ago.
It's crazy.
I know.
Well, I'm happy to see you all by yourself.
Yeah, I was with Colin last time, and this is way more fun.
Yeah, well, he's fun too.
Hey, congratulations on the new season of SNL.
The premiere was the most watched premiere in four years.
Is that right?
Really?
I didn't know that.
I never know that.
Yeah.
I got to remember that when contracts are renegotiated.
Yeah.
I just made it up, but you can use it.
No, it's true.
I have people that tell me those things.
How is it-- is it--
it's strange for all of us to be back at work
doing things in a different way.
What is it like there?
It's just as strange.
It's so many different protocols,
but just like anything, once you do it for about a week,
you're just used to doing protocols.
Like it was weird to see people with masks in about March,
and now it's weird to not see people in masks.
And it's weird not to wash your hands like a demon every 20
minutes or so and distance.
So it's just picking up good habits, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know, things that we all should have been doing anyway,
washing our hands more often.
Yeah, really.
So with "Weekend Update," you're always
dealing with breaking news.
You shoot on a Saturday, and it's live.
And when we got the news that the president tested positive,
what was your reaction to that?
It stinks.
A lot of people--
I'm sure you get this too--
people think comedy is easier now that Trump's president.
And it's so much harder.
You have a whole week's worth of material.
And it all goes out the window, because something crazy
happened because that's the world we live in.
It's like being on a bad episode of Chopped
or some kind of reality show where you just
throw a weird ingredient.
You're like, "Well, now I got to do this."
It's the strangest thing in the world.
So this week in particular, him getting sick
just undid a lot of the things we were trying to do.
But I can't help but find the humor in that.
So Colin and Scarlett--
Colin is your pal, and Colin and Scarlett have now been engaged.
They were supposed to get married.
Will you be in the wedding?
I hope so.
Not if they want it to go over smoothly, but if not,
I would love to go and just disrupt everything.
I think they'll let me in, because they
feel like they have to.
And I think that's going to be a big mistake.
Then I would love to be invited as well,
because I'd like to watch.
You'll be my plus one.
It'll be awesome.
I would love to.
Speaking of that, I asked you last time who I could set--
I couldn't believe you were single.
And I was like, how can I--
because I think you're just adorable.
I just love you, and seriously, I have a little--
Thank you.
I have a little crush on you.
Just don't tell anybody.
But who have you-- who would you like me to set you up with?
Have you thought about it?
I don't know.
It is-- well, it is--
I guess, I don't know.
There's one lady in Whole Foods that I really like.
She works in the produce section.
Her name is Mabel, and she's really sweet.
And she's kind of standoffish in the way that I like.
I don't know.
I don't know if you know anybody there, but--
All right, where is the Whole Foods?
Just give me the location.
It's 24th Street and 6th Avenue.
OK.
And what area does she work?
Is she at the register?
Where does she work?
Produce between the green peppers and the kumquat.
All right.
Great.
And what is her name?
Mabel.
OK.
Mabel, he likes you.
It's done.
I've settled it.
I hope-- I really hope she sees this.
I hope so too.
Hey, can I ask you about Dave Chappelle's situation
he's got going on?
So Chris Rock was here, and I guess
there are comedians that are flying to Dave Chappelle's
place and doing standup.
And everyone there, when they go,
they drink this mushroom tea.
Did you do that?
Listen, I am sworn to secrecy of the shenanigans that
goes on at Camp David.
But I will say I did hear something about some mushroom
tea, and I did maybe see a couple of monsters
and fighting in the stars.
I'll just say that, but it was such a blast, man.
Come on, it's the greatest living comedian.
Just go to his house, and hang out, and do comedy,
and in a safe environment.
It was amazing.
It made my summer.
I-- well, I don't know why you're
sworn to secrecy, because Chris Rock was telling us
everything everybody was doing.
But all right, I'll let you stay there though.
We have to--
Well, I don't know if you know this, Ellen,
but Chris Rock is a tad more famous than me.
So I'm easier--
I'm more disposable.
I'm trying to keep my invite.
Chris probably has a key there.
Yeah.
All right, well, you're not disposable.
All right, I don't think you are and neither does Mabel.
And we're going to take a break, and we'll be back with Michael
after this.
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