- I have a joke. What's a horses favorite drink?
Lemon neigh ed. (all laugh)
- You made that one up yourself.
- [Felon] Hey, how are you guys doing? What's your name?
- Helena, hi, I'm Jeff.
- Ethan.
- Ethan, how's it going, bud?
- How do you guys know each other?
- We're sisters - sisters
- Who's older?
- I'm 11
- And I'm nine.
- Hey you guys every get in trouble?
- Yes - Yes
- A lot of times.
- I steal Shopkins, I steal Hotwheels.
- One time our Mom jaywalked.
- Aww man. Good thing the police didn't see you, huh?
- Ughhhhh
- One time my Mom and Dad said no climbing,
and I needed a glass of water, so I pulled on the
towel and almost sliced off my whole big toe.
- Whoa!
- Have you ever got in trouble, like serious trouble?
- I, it's been kinda of a longer stay grounded
where you can't leave a certain area, say it's a square.
- Oh, wait, oh, I got it.
- (giggles)
You've been to jail before!
- Yes, I've been to jail.
- What did you go to jail for?
- As a firearm violation.
- What did you get in trouble for?
- I got in trouble for growing Marijuana.
How would you feel if you went to jail, what would you do?
- Try and break out, just keep on punching the walls.
- Ha ha ha, been there, did that.
- Just imagine, everything that you do, you play sports,
you go to school, you home with your family,
so just imagine all that time,
by yourself in a confined area.
- What did the jail look like?
- Ooh, well, it kinda looked this, only four walls.
- Jail is behind bars with policemen holding weapons, yay.
(two tone beat)
- What was in your cell?
- You have a toilet next to the seat.
- A terrible, ugly bed that was
built into the side of the wall.
- Or you can have a phone or something?
- No, you can't have a phone, they take all your phone,
they won't let you have anything inside.
- Where would you go for the bathroom?
- Right next to where I sleep.
- Does it get stinky in there?
- Yes, it does, doesn't sound fun, does it?
(laughs)
- It doesn't.
- No. (laughs)
- What do you eat in jail? - Uh
- What do you eat in jail?
- I've always wondered that.
- You've always wondered? Not too many good things.
- Processed cheese, very bland.
- Some type of porridge looking dish.
- Yeah, we had nick names for some of the stuff,
these little sausage patties that we'd get,
we'd call them "Scooby Snacks".
- So, in prison, Cup of Noodles, Top Ramen,
you could make some nice gourmet meals with that.
Oh man, I can make you a crazy Top Ramen burrito.
- I like PB&C, peanut butter and crackers.
- Oh, ho ho. Ha ha.
- Yeah, he eats that for breakfast.
- Was it like you could make friends in jail?
- Uh, I wouldn't want to say "friends".
- I had to make friends with people that could protect me,
it's a very strange different kind of relationship.
Everybody is trying to be better than another person.
- I had to get you before you get me.
- Oh.
- You understand?
- Yeah.
- Have you ever tried to escape from prison?
- No. I knew I wasn't gonna escape.
- Maybe if you were smart enough, you could.
- Smart enough, yeah.
- First of all, think about the fact that you'd be
on the run and you'd have all this pressure on you
that one day they're gonna find you
and you're going to go back to prison for a long time.
- Yeah, you sound like you got a lot of experience ...
- But then you could try to escape again
(laughing off screen)
(laughing)
- So then you can go home, prison, home,
prison, home, prison, home
(laughing)
- That doesn't sound like a very fun cycle.
- Did you feel bad about what you did
or did you want to do it again?
- I do feel bad, I feel very bad.
- And you learned a lesson by the cops?
- The police taught me a lesson, yes they did.
- What are things that you can't
do now because you're in jail?
- Well, since I'm a convicted felon, I can't vote.
- Ah.
- You lose that right, once you get a felon.
- Well, I don't really think that's fair ...
- You don't think that's fair?
- I mean honestly, it's just a mistake,
you went to jail for two years and
then for the rest of your life,
you'll never be able to vote again.
- Every body should give everyone a second chance.
- I agree with that and I wish I could get a second chance
in a lot of places, but a lot of places don't allow that.
- Do you think I'm a bad guy?
- No. - No.
- Even though I've been in prison?
- Yeah.
- Even though I have a felony?
- Yeah.
- High five, hee hee.
(clap) (clap)
- Do you think I'm a bad guy, because I went to jail?
- No. - No.
- No.
- No?
- Every body has good in them.
- Your parents did a good job on you, you know? Ha ha.
- What about you little guy, do you think I'm a bad guy?
- Maybe if you were smart enough,
you could escape the prison.
(scoffs)
- You said that already.
(laughing)
- Yeah.
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