Ladies and gentlemen
we present to you
The First Comment Song
One, two, three...
Sittin' there starin' at your screen
and a new video pops up in your feed
you know exactly what this means
open it up but don't watch it
scroll down really quick and comment
You typed first
you're the first to comment on this video
now everybody knows
you typed first
Could have said something a little bit intelligent but no
that's the word you chose -
you typed first
You've been in the under 301+ club before
but this means so much more -
you've unlocked the first comments door
Everybody's gonna see you
and everybody's gonna wanna be you
You typed first -
you're the first to comment on this video
Now everybody knows -
you typed first
Could have said something a little bit intelligent but no -
that's the word you chose -
you typed first...
Hold on we just refreshed the video
and there's some news we need to break
you typed first -
but some other people had the same idea also
You were actually 28th
but you typed first...
You typed first...
Y ou typed first...
You and 63 other people -
you typed first.