- Yeah, you're right, "Neighbours" is totally shit,
but we watch it, not because it's good,
but because the people in it are quite hot.
("Clean as a Whistle")
- Well, we are always drunk, so it doesn't matter.
- We do have a summer.
It lasted for about two weeks this year.
- I think I'm living proof that we don't have bad teeth.
- Yes, take all of them,
take as many as there are,
but you have to keep them when they get old and racist.
- Spotted dick tastes just as good as it sounds.
You have a musical instrument called a didgeridoo,
what's up with that?
- So, what is it about our accents that are so attractive?
You've clearly never been to Birmingham.
- I think people just probably just got a grudge
with their neighbors, and they take it a step too far.
- We're definitely more like the "Inbetweeners"
because we're all horrendously awkward.
- No one comes to England for beaches.
You come here to like,
I don't know, get fat on fish and chips.
Love the rain, love the misery.
That's all we've got.
- It's not always raining in the U.K.
It's actually not raining right now.
It was raining this morning, but not right now.
- Yorkshire puddings are the best thing in this country.
We treasure them more than the royal family,
so you're just sad that you don't have them
in your country.
- Toad in the hole is basically just a sausage in batter
that is then cooked in the oven.
It's pretty delicious.
If you misheard it then I'm afraid you've got
juniper juice in the wrong place,
and you really need to seek medical attention.
("Clean as a Whistle")