come on ah
good afternoon hello there's an
emergency
it's a cold brown bronzer i've blocked
the toiletry
could you send somebody up as soon as
you can please okay mr shelton
i will send you assistance sebastian
graves this year
go to his room and seduce him i'll be
there soon
oh good maintenance is here
mr shelton that is really fast service i
only just go
down thank you for coming so quickly
i hope i can reciprocate
yeah anyway uh follow me
uh come on in here let's do this
not your usual place to do it what why
uh
where did you expect me to do it in the
bed in the in the bed
i'm not an animal i haven't done one in
a bed for over five weeks
let's be quick with this right shall i
show it to you how do i know that when i
see it
i won't fall madly in love with you
there's really not much danger of that
um
it's enormous
how hard is it well
okay let me try and remember um i mean
the top of it is
you know very hard actually painfully
sold
then kind of medium soft and at the
base of it really hard again
now should i tell you what i'm gonna do
with it no
i'm gonna take it in my hand all learned
right that's very unusual no right
and then i'm gonna kiss it i'm gonna
kiss it
and i'm gonna put all of it and
this is worse than two girls and one cup
i bet it tastes like strawberries
and i bet you the taste of kebab with
extra curry sauce
listen you're you're total
weirdo right
just stay in here and do not come out
okay
so we made a gun
please comment okay
what are you doing let someone else do
that
please excuse me for one moment
what are you doing i'm getting myself
ready shh
listen i get it you don't want to get
any brown shrapnel on your clothes
brown blind shrimp face
you see hard soft hard