SPEAKING OF SHADY CHARACTERS, DONALD TRUMP.
( LAUGHTER ) YESTERDAY, WE HEARD FROM THREE
OF THE 19 WOMEN WHO HAVE ACCUSED DONALD TRUMP OF SESUAL
MISCONDUCT.
WELL, THIS MORNING, THE PRESIDENT FIRED BACK.
"DESPITE THOUSANDS OF HOURS WASTED AND MANY MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS SPENT, THE DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO SHOW ANY
COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA-- SO THEY ACCUSATIONS AND FABRICATED
STORIES OF WOMEN WHO I DON'T KNOW AND/OR HAVE NEVER MET."
"AND THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH AND/OR A COMPLETE LIE."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
BECAUSE--
BECAUSE-- BECAUSE THAT IS A LIE.
INCLUDED IN THE LIST OF HIS ACCUSERS ARE A FORMER BUSINESS
PARTNER; WOMEN FROM THE MISS U.S.A. PAGEANT, WHICH TRUMP
OWNED; AND A CONTESTANT IN SEASON FOUR OF "THE APPRENTICE."
"YOUR CHALLENGE IS FOR ME TO SEXUALLY HARASS YOU AND THEN YOU
HAVING TO WATCH ME BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES."
ENJOY!" WELL THIS AFTERNOON--
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
"PEOPLE" MAGAZINE RELEASED A PHOTO OF NATASHA STOYNOFF, ONE
OF TRUMP'S ACCUSERS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.
IN WHAT SCIENTISTS CALL "THE GROPE ZONE."
SO, YOU KNEW THEM.
BUT YESTERDAY, WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY, SARAH HUCKABEE
SANDERS, DEFENDED TRUMP.
>> THE PRESIDENT HAS DENIED ANY OF THESE ALLEGATIONS, AS HAVE
EYEWITNESSES, AND SEVERAL REPORTS HAVE SHOWN THOSE
EYEWITNESSES ALSO BACK UP THE PRESIDENT'S CLAIM IN THIS
PROCESS.
>> Stephen: HOW CAN YOU HAVE EYEWITNESSES TO SAY YOU
DIDN'T DO SOMETHING?
( LAUGHTER ) "YOUR HONOR, I SPECIFICALLY
REMEMBER SEEING HIM NOT MURDER THAT MAN ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS."
I REST MY CASE.
SORRY.
WRONG GUY.
WRONG STORY.
I APOLOGIZE.
BUT YOU KNOW-- IT'S JUST TOO ENJOYABLE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHO BELIEVES THE WOMEN?
THE WOMAN WHO LED THE CALL FOR AL FRANKEN'S RESIGNATION LAST
WEEK, NEW YORK SENATOR KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND.
SAYING NOW: >> THESE ALLEGATIONS ARE
CREDIBLE.
THEY ARE NUMEROUS.
I'VE HEARD THESE WOMEN'S TESTIMONY, AND MANY OF THEM ARE
HEARTBREAKING.
PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOULD RESIGN.
>> Stephen: OKAY, MAYBE, BUT FOR THAT TO WORK, YOU HAVE TO BE
TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE WITH A SENSE OF DECENCY AND A SHRED OF
DECENCY.
DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T HAVE THAT.
INSTEAD, HE'S GOT A LABEL ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK: "WARNING:
CONTAINS NO SHAME."
IT'S RIGHT BELOW "PROPERTY OF VLADIMIR PUTIN."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) , OF COURSE,-- YEAH, LOOKS GOOD.
GOOD WORK.
THAT'S SOME NICE INK.
OF COURSE, TRUMP COULDN'T LET THAT GO, TWEETING, "LIGHTWEIGHT
SENATOR KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND, A TOTAL FLUNKY FOR CHUCK SCHUMER
AND SOMEONE WHO WOULD COME TO MY OFFICE 'BEGGING' FOR CAMPAIGN
CONTRIBUTIONS NOT SO LONG AGO-- AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM--
IS NOW IN THE RING FIGHTING AGAINST TRUMP.
VERY DISLOYAL TO BILL & CROOKED-- USED!"
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT?
I'M SORRY, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT?
CROOKED, USED?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
DID HIS BRAIN JUST BREAK?
"VERY DISLOYAL TO BILL & CROOKED.
USED!
I SMELL TOAST.
MAGA!" MAGA!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOLD ON.
JIM, HOW DOES HE DESCRIBE GILL BRAND AGAIN?
"SOMEONE WHO WOULD COME TO MY OFFICE 'BEGGING' FOR CAMPAIGN
CONTRIBUTIONS NOT SO LONG AGO-- AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM."
THAT REMINDS ME, MELANIA, HOW'S THAT ANTI-CYBERBULLYING
GOING?
( LAUGHTER ) IT IS ANTI, RIGHT?
I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW THAT--
THAT DESCRIPTION AND IMPLICATION OFFENDED A LOT OF PEOPLE, SO
HUCKA-SANDS WAS ASKED ABOUT IT.
>> IS SENATOR GILLIBRAND OWED APOLOGY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING
OF THE PRESIDENT'S TWEET THIS MORNING, BECAUSE MANY, INCLUDING
THE SENATOR, THINKS THAT IT'S ABOUT SEXUAL INNUENDO?
>> I THINK ONLY IF YOUR MIND IS IN THE GUTTER WOULD YOU HAVE
READ IT THAT WAY.
>> Stephen: "YEAH, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
NOW LET'S GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT TRUMP SUPPORTING SERIAL
TEEN-SQUEEZER."
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, AMERICA IS BEING TORN
APART BY BITTER PARTISAN DIVIDE.
BUT YESTERDAY EVENING, MEMBERS OF CONGRESS PUT ASIDE THEIR
DIFFERENCES AND CAME TOGETHER AT THE CONGRESSIONAL DOG HOLIDAY
PARTY.
ISN'T THAT ADORABLE!
IT'S THE ONE PLACE ON CAPITOL HILL YOU CAN ENGAGE IN HEAVY
PETTING AND NOT HAVE TO RESIGN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE DOGS ARE THE ONES HUMPING
YOUR LEG.
AND THE PARTY WAS VERY DIVERSE, RIGHT?
THERE'S A LITTLE CHRISTMAS PRESENT PUP PLAYING WITH A
HANNUKAH HOUND.
OR AS KAYLA MOORE WOULD PUT IT, "ONE OF OUR CANINES IS A JEW."