[snare drumroll playing]
Tye, where are you going?
[snare drumroll playing]
[audience cheering]
Want to go to the dance with me?
- Yes. - Yeah!
[audience cheering]
[confetti cannons firing]
Confetti cannon!
[audience laughing]
I know you said you wanted to do the job,
but I had a feeling that this was what you really wanted.
You were right. Thank you.
I supported this, although I have been
silently terrified that you'd be enraged.
But you seem happy.
[audience laughing]
I am. You two are the best.
Eat googly eyes.
[audience laughing]
What is so funny?
You got to a googly eye stuck to your face.
[audience laughing]
It looks like it's looking at me.
[audience laughing]
Okay yeah, that's pretty funny.
[audience laughing]
Oh wait. I need to even you out there.
- There. - How's this?
[laughing] Perfect.
[laughing]
I'm really sorry, Lex.
This is all my fault.
If I just read the kadeng, we wouldn't be here.
No, this is my fault.
Got glue all over us.
Well, if I had to be stuck
to a bridge with someone, I'm glad it's you.
[audience awwing] Bring it in.
[audience laughing]
- How about a high five? - Yeah.
[audience laughing]
You have been acting weird all day.
What is going on?
Remember 10 years ago when my family spent a week
at Arts and Crafts camp?
Well, I knew I was going to miss you.
So I lied about putting the friendship bracelet
in the lunchbox, and I wore it to camp.
Hey, that is a violation of our lunchbox agreement.
I accidentally baked your bracelet into a mug.
I had my dad make a replacement bracelet
that was supposed to be identical.
Wow. So you distracted me all day with what I am now
realizing were really bad lies while you had a fake bracelet
made just so my feelings wouldn't be hurt?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Feel free to hit me with the arm.
[audience laughing]
Patting me on the head?
Yes, because you've had a very hard day.
[audience laughing]
These bracelets aren't what's important to me.
It's the memories.
And that bracelet built on your lies
is now a new special memory.
So it's going on the arm.
Where was I?
You were saying that friendaversary celebrates
the day Presley and I met.
And now we exchange gifts.
And one year my gift was so thoughtful, it made Lex cry.
And the next year my gift made Presley cry even harder.
And then it became a competition
to see who can make the other cry more tears of joy.
And as a trophy, the winner gets
the scarves that have been tangled together
since the day we met.
You're telling all the good parts.
I look forward all year
to reading this on friendaversary eve.
We're never gonna be able to pay back Tedward.
And I'll be scraping these off for the rest our lives.
Hey! We'll have those fires but dude answer.
Do we back down?
- I think we should. - No!
We rise up. We get through this together.
[buzzer buzzing]
What is going on in here?
Too late!
[buzzer buzzing]
Ooh, we fixed it.
[audience laughing]
Don't let Ron take advantage of you
like he's taking advantage of everybody else here.
And if you stay, I would miss you way too much.
I didn't want to have to do this
because I know it's your thing, but...
[audience laughing]
How could you say no to that face?
I can't.
The truth is, I kinda have a crush on Reggie.
[audience laughing]
Reggie, you dog!
[audience laughing]
I can't believe this.
Presley, you were right.
I should have listened to you.
I am so sorry.
It's okay.
We'll be even right after this.
After what?
[audience laughing]
I deserve that.
Come here, you.
[audience awwing]
Sorry everyone.
Looks like there won't be a wedding today.
I can't believe she went to my house.
How dare she do what I did?
I can't believe she fought through the snow just to see me.
- Are you crying? - No!
[audience laughing]
- Are you crying? - No!
[audience laughing]
I gotta call that thoughtful little snake.
What do you think of this pose?
[audience laughing]
I'm going for the girl who gets picked out
of the fashion show audience to become a supermodel.
Looks more like girl
who isn't focused on buying the ticket
so she won't be in the audience.
Don't worry. I have my best people working on it.
- You mean me? - Yes. You're the best, girl.
You could sit down if you wanted to.
Yeah. Okay.
Sure.
- I missed you so much! - Never leave me alone again!
[audience laughing]
You're looking at a year's worth of friendship tears.
[audience laughing]
Yeah. How'd you know?
Open my gift.
Is this a jar full of your friendship tears?
[crying]
And that means that we both...
Mhm.
Do you wanna...
[crying]
[audience laughing]
Presley wants us to distract Jagged
so she can win the competition.
You got that from her doing this?
[audience laughing]
We've been besties a long time.
[audience laughing]
How is she not getting brain freeze?
She's getting it.
She's getting it bad.
She's fighting through it for us.
Per the rules governing challenges,
in the event there is no clear winner.
Both people must walrus dance.
We know how challenges work.
[audience laughing]
Five, six, seven, eight...
[dance music playing]
Got room for one more walrus?
Arf, arf! Arf, arf!
[dance music continuing]
Arf, arf! Arf, arf!
[dance music continuing]
It's Friday! Let's dance!
My favorite clothes are pants!
My dad, sisters, my...
Aunt!
Out of rhymes, but don't care because it's the weekend!
[audience laughing]
Yay! My cake!
She's coming for our cake.
We need a new plan. Okay, We'll grab it, run away
and then eat it behind the bush.
This is the best plan I've ever heard.
Can we have some cake?
If you can catch us.
[audience laughing]
Go!
They're stealing my birthday cake!
[screaming]
We just got to get through that gate.
Oh no!
[screaming]
Woah. Dizzy again.
[audience laughing]
Before this trash compactor turns us into trash cubes,
I have a confession.
From kindergarten through second grade
I thought your name was Brexley.
A lot of people did. I had trouble pronouncing that P
until all my grown up teeth came in.
Aw, I remember that. You were adorable.
Thanks.
[both screaming]
[audience laughing]
What is happening?
Check your phone.
[all screaming]
[yelling]
Don't worry Prexley! Daddy's here to save you!
No, no. There's nothing wrong, Dad.
We're screaming because we got amazing news.
We got a kadeng to be backup dancers for Zuzu.
We get to help pay off the boat we blew up, and get famous.
I am still waiting for someone
to try this new and improved stew.
Unless there's a reason not to eat it.
Fine.
I'll do it.
You can't do that.
Because you're full from lunch, remember?
[audience laughing]
I do remember but someone has to.
So I'm doing it.
If you are going to try it, I'm going to try it, too.
Because friends don't let friends eat stew alone.
[audience laughing]
- For munchie. - For munchie.
You know, it's not so...
[audience laughing]
I can't believe this is happening on friendiversary.
You know what?
Before my lips freeze shut,
I want to say something. Friendiversary should be
a celebration, not a competition.
Sounds like loser talk to me.
[audience laughing]
I'm being serious.
You mean the absolute world to me.
I feel the same way.
I couldn't ask for a better friend.
Are you trying to move your hand into a fist bump too?
Yep, nothing is moving.
Our friendship is like the two pieces of this dog.
When we're separated, it's sad and a little bit disturbing.
But when we're together,
it's happy and whole, just like this doggie.
[audience laughing]
Woof, woof?
Woof, woof, woof, woof?
- Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof-- - Okay.
[audience laughing]
Let's put it in the lunchbox and find it again in 10 years.
Great idea, because we'll still be best friends.