Today we completely immerse ourselves in ranch dressing.
Let's talk about that.
♪ (intro theme music) ♪
- Good Mythical Morning! -Mythical Beast,
a question is like a hot dog casing, and we have just the answer meat to fill it.
- We asked you to ask us questions about fear and our first question comes from
Carl The Card who asks, "What's something I should be afraid of?"
- Well Carl, if you are looking for new things to be afraid of, my friend,
you are living large and we have the answer to your question.
- Carl, you should be afraid of molasses because in 1919 in Boston, Massachusetts
a big ol' molasses tank burst and murdered, that molasses murdered,
21 people. And you can imagine how slow and sweet of a death that was.
- You should be afraid of scarves, because in 1927, Isadora Duncan was driving around
in her convertible, wearing her fashionable scarf, and guess what?
Half of it ~fwitt~ flew down, got caught up in the wheel,
~whoop~
snapped her neck. - Oh ho.
- Uh, she died.
- (Rhett) Mm. (inhales)
Carl you should be afraid of tampons.
Follow me here. (wheezy laugh)
(Link) I don't know if I want to.
(Rhett) - In 1996, a 26 year old Scottish man shoved two tampons up his nose,
- Of course he did! - ... to stop him from snoring,
and he did stop snoring, he also died.
- You should also be afraid of cows, because three years ago in Brazil,
Joao de Souza was sleeping soundly in his bed, mmm, when all of a sudden
a 3000 lb cow fell through his roof and crushed him.
Uh why was there a cow on his roof? I am afraid to ask.
- There ya go Carl, our next question comes from Luke McFarlane who asks,
"How does one simply get over spiders?"
Well Luke, one does not simply get over spiders.
I am deathly afraid of spiders.
I hate them. I've always hated them and I
continue to hate them into the future.
- But, no, - ... is my prediction
- ... no, no. This ends today.
Rhett, it's time to face, your fears.
- I ... (sigh)
(Link laughing semi-maniacally) - (Rhett) I.. I'm not touching it,
I am not.. I am not touching that thing. - Oh you don't have to touch it.
You just have to talk to it.
(shrink ray firing noise)
- Ahhh...
What is this about man?!
- Just go over there and talk to him.
- (Spider-Link) Hey man. - Hey.
- Whatsup daddy-o? - I'm just a guy who's afraid of spiders
that got shrunk down to meet you.
- Oh theres nothing to be afraid of here. Just me, your spider.
- You're definitely not what I was expecting.
- Wha - we're not that different, you and I.
I bet you we have a lot of common interests.
You like to yoyo?
- Uhh.. I mean I don't do it on a regular basis, but I had a yoyo as a kid and I ..
- Right, I got a yoyo too. I like to yoyo.
Check it. (sploop-slurp)
Just like that. I'm, I yoyo just like you do.
- That's not how I yoyo. - Well no, watch closely.
(sploop) .. look at that (slurp) woop! - Okay..
- Wanna see, come here, come closer. Touch it.
- Ah, no. -Touch it!
- No no I don't wanna.. - Touch it!
- I don't wanna.. touch it. - Touch it!
- I don't wanna touch it! - Touch it!
- I can see it! - Okay, (slurp)
- I see it! I see it. - That's fine, you don't have to touch it.
Listen man, we're cool. We're no different. Let's hug it out.
Let's be friends. Let's be friends. Bring it in..
(yelps then laughs)
Gotchu! I gotchu man! - That's not cool, you .. eh
that's definitely not cool. If we're gonna hug it out, let's hug it out.
- Let's hug it out, yeah bring it bring it in.
Would you mind if I yoyo'ed while we're hugging?
- I don't want you to yoyo while we're hugging, no.
- Uh .. (sploop) too late. - Oh gosh..
- (slurp then laughs) Oh yeah - Okay, alright alright
- Okay, good thats good, Okay.
- Okay we're good! You can bring me up!
(shrink ray firing noise) Whoa....
(exhale) - It worked huh?
How you feel about spiders?
What you say, would you gonna squish it now?
- Yes.
- Okay, well next question. Uh jailbrinner asks,
"How do I get over my fear of ranch dressing?"
- Well jailbrinner, ya know it would be amazing if you could just shrink yourself
down and have a one on one interaction with a bottle of ranch. But that's
obviously impossible. (Link scoffs) - Yeah, that would be ridiculous.
- So it's a little more complex than that. - Uh, but actually ranch fear is more
common than you might think, and there is a therapy that has been developed that is
sweeping the nation, it's called, "Ranch Immersion Therapy," and it would
be our pleasure to demonstrate it for you now.
- (Rhett) Okay the first step of 'Ranch Immersion Therapy'
is to immerse yourself into ranch.
- And it just so happens that we have a tub full of ranch right here.
- Mm it smells very ranchy - Mmhm.
- Oh gah oh phew, that, you really went for it there.
- Total .. - What ..
- Total ranch. - I don't need to taste it.
I'm about to immerse myself in it.
- Yeah, thats why I don't care about
my hand getting ranched - Okay.
- Alright here we go.
- (Rhett yelps) Oh!
- (Link yelps) It's cold! Bring that other foot in.
(both wooing from the cold)
- (Link) It's not an ice bath, but it's kinda cool.
- (Rhett making noise) Ah, ah. - Alright, so I'm going on the inside
- oh ho h'okay. - ... and you're going on the outside.
- My knees are around your knees right now.
(both barking like seals)
- (Link) It's cold.
- Hold on, maybe we should interlock knees.
-Okay yep, yep. - Like this?
Oh no, I don't know. That doesn't feel right.
- (Link) Just sink -(Rhett hollers) - .. don't sit on my foot.
(both making disgruntled noises)
- (Rhett) Euahhh! I can't.. Eughh
Ahhh euahhh
(both sigh)
- Woo, it's so cold.
Why's it gotta be so cold? - Hold on, what is that?
- My toe. (giggles)
(whole crew laughs)
- Ah, I just wanted to make absolutely sure.
Okay, well as you can see, that was, (Link yelps)
- ... Step 1 is complete. - No it's not.
- We gotta go further? - Oo we gotta get submersion man.
- How are you gonna get your face under? - (Link groans) Ohh it's cold.
(crew laughing)
- (Rhett) Wha- Where's your body gonna go?
- You gotta slide yours out a little bit. - Yeah yeah, lemme get up a little bit.
- Why's it gotta be so cold y'all? I meant warm ranch.
- Okay, I'm going up making a little room for you. (crew laughing)
I'm moving back. Now you go under, now do you need.. what about your glasses?
- Take my glasses off. (Rhett exhales)
- Yeah, please thank you.
(Link groaning and exhaling) (crew laughing)
- Okay, there he goes.
(crew laughing)
Can you get, can you do it?
- (Rhett) Can you, euahh, does that count?
I think that counts man. I think it counts.
- I don't wanna get it in my eyes. - No, well it can't ..
- Get it off the edge of this eye.
- Ah well theres ranch on my eye, my fingers.
- You gotta push harder than that.
- I don't uh.. - Push .. push
- .. wanna push your eyeball out.
- I can't hear anything! - What? Cause you ..
- I got ranch in my ears! I cannot hear anything!
Okay, I don't, it's on this eye man. - No it not.
- (Link yelling) Push it hard! - It's not!
(Rhett shouting back) Theres no ranch! - (Link yelling) There's ranch in my eye!
(both yelling) - There's no ranch! - There's ranch in my eye!
- Push the eye! - I need a paper towel.
- Don't talk so loud. - Right there, in .. push hard.
- What do you mean by push? - Yeah, okay. Oh yeah okay.
(crew laughing)
(Link roaring) - Now ho - ho - hold... - Now you go down.
- Uh yeah I'm about to.
You're gonna have to go somewhere. I'm a big man.
- Slide your butt this way.
(Link cackles)
- I think I gotta get my legs .. -Whoa! Watch the toes!
- I think I gotta get my legs out. - Not ... on the other side.
(crew laughing and Rhett hollering) - (Link) Okay, okay.
Now it's.. get the face. Put the head down
- Ho- ho hold wait wait! No don't force me!
- (Link laughs) - Let me do this at my own pace!
That's, that's the only rule of 'Ranch Immersion' is that
you let me 'immerse' myself! - Come on. Put your..
- Here I go. - Get your head under.
- Pull me, puh.. pull. Yeah thats good.
(Rhett hollers and groans)
(Link laughs)
- Don't open your .. - (Rhett screaming) I went too far!
- Don't open your eyes man! - I went too far!
(Link grunts)
- Don't open your eyes, dude! - (Rhett screaming) I went too far!
I went too far man! I can't hear anything! You were right!
- I know!
- You were so right! - I cant hear anything.
- Push my eyes!
(crew laughs) - (Link) Whoa, whoa!
- Push my eyes! - Here we go.
Stay down, stay down. I just ...
(both breathing heavily)
- Okay, I need a paper towel.
I'm so cold.
(Rhett shivers)
- Oh yeah. If you clean out your ears, - Oh man.
- ... you can hear. Yeah.
- It's very blurry, - Yeah - .. one eyes very blurry.
- This is great. I'm not afraid of ranch. (laughs)
- I see like a ranch mist on everything.
(Rhett and Link shiver)
Oh but I feel great.
- But we're not done. There's a Stage 2 to this.
And now that we're in ranch, we might as well make it a full sized salad.
(laughs)
- Now this is.. - Bring it on.
- This is optional, ah for those of you who really want to overcome.
- Croutons.
(plop sound)
Oop.
Salad.
(grunts)
Oh yeah. Look at that. - That's not a crouton.
That's a freaking piece of bread.
But I guess on this scale it does make sense. Oh carrots.
- Oh yeah there we go.
- Okay it's about to overflow.
- Look at that man. (crunch)
- Hey make sure you're grabbing a carrot now.
(crew laughs)
- Huh, look at that!
(crew laughs)
- Nice touch.
Well.. - Not a sponsor.
- I wasn't scared of ranch to begin with, but if I was,
(Link burp) ... I wouldn't be now.
- Success?
(high five clap) (background groan)
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