Our former president.
The job of the best person in the country has been indicted.
And like all liberals, I'm
going to treat it with the solemnity it deserves despite having
single mindedly fantasized about it every waking moment until now.
I don't think there's anything to celebrate here.
Not the time for Democratic candidates to celebrate.
Cause to celebrate. Very sad time for America.
But I don't think we should be celebrating this sad and sobering historic day.
Obviously, a somber moment.
Sad moment and a perilous moment.
A grim, historic moment.
Yes, we should take no joy whatsoever in the former president being held
to account in the most embarrassing, hilarious crime imaginable.
Let's bring in our guest, comedian and actress Tiffany Haddish.
Thank you for joining us, Tiffany. Thank you for having me, Kylie.
Any time, girl.
Now, Tiffany, you're a comedian.
Explain why a porn star exposing the shape of Trump's penis in vivid
detail in the lead up to his criminal indictment is not funny.
Well, there's so many reasons why it could be funny,
but it's not funny because this is our former president
and no president in the history of the United States of America
has ever been, you know, hit with criminal charges like this.
I think it's crazy that it's that he's being charged with this
when there's so many other things that he could be getting charged for.
So, I mean, the power to pussy.
That's literally my catchphrase.
Look, liberals must always stay above the fray
and never celebrate holding the powerful to account,
even though it's objectively good and popular.
And they should run on it.
This is great for Democrats.
Trump being seen as unfairly punished by the justice system
will make him completely unrelatable to the American public.
Look because we can not celebrate the one good thing to ever happen.
We will now drop balloons, sadly and solemnly and soberly.
There they go.
There. Now moving on.
Tiffany,
you're starring in the biopic Flo-jo about legendary Olympic sprinter Florence
Griffith Joyner, a role I passed on, but I am so glad they went with you.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I try not to brag about stuff like that, you know?
But Tiffany, what spoke to you about this story that will no doubt
inspire extremely young girls like myself to follow their dreams?
Well, this story inspired me so much because Florence influenced me.
I ran track and field in high school and she did amazing things.
She made being an athlete beautiful.
She made it look fun.
And she was really the the catalyst to getting endorsement
deals for female athletes.
Also, it's a great time to inspire women to start running,
since soon they'll have to go on the lam
if their period doesn't match what the government has on file.
You know, I love this, Tiffany, because you are not only training for the film,
but also for after the film when you need to outrun psychos
who think black women's stories should never be told.
Tell it girl! Tell it, Tell it.
Tell it girl!
Now, Tiffany, you may not know this, but as a record holder for the most pixels
eaten in one sitting, I can't wait to see how you tackle the burdens of fame.
Mm hmm. We all have a lot in common.
Now, moving on.
Tiffany, I'm so excited that you'll be starring in the upcoming sequel
to the iconic 2017 movie Girls Trap after this groundbreaking interview.
Obviously, we will be best friends and go on our own girls trip.
So let's plan it right now.
You in? I’m in, let's go.
Yes. This is going to be so fun.
Okay. First stop. Where should we go?
Somewhere where we can forget the troubles of the world and just, like, relax.
I think we should.
I think we should go to Fiji. Fiji?
Okay, that sounds so fun.
But fun for me is actually going to South America to plant trees in the Amazon
after it was decimated by Jair Bolsonaro. But,
But. Okay, let's do your idea.
Fiji is pretty good too.
But how are we going to get there partying on a private jet, maybe?
No, I was thinking maybe we could go by boat, like a cruise.
That's really fun.
But it's also kind of a lot of carbon emissions.
So maybe I'll canoe there.
And also on the way, I'll pick up some refugees,
but I will see you there once I've hired them,
a human rights attorney.
Okay. Now, who else would you invite?
No wrong answers.
I would invite Jordan and Charlotte,
and maybe we should invite Michelle Obama.
Damn it!
Jordan. Charlotte and Michelle Obama.
But honestly, I would actually invite those refugees
that I mentioned earlier and the late Toni Morrison.
But to be honest, so many people are struggling to afford groceries.
I can't imagine going on some decadent girls trip right now.
Please don't be mad at me. Are you mad at me?
No, girl, I am not mad at you. Good.
Because I couldn't deal with that feeling while rainforest saving or whatever
I said earlier