Man, I'm so scared of Freshman Friday!
(Ian) SHUT UP!!
Dude, come check this video out!
What is it?
Everybody's going back to school. Time to stock up on sparkly ink pens, binders, and Novocaine.
Okay, I know we're not going to school anymore, but these commercials still freak me out.
Yeah, like do you remember our first day in high school?
Not really.
Well, it went a little something like this.
Come on. I don't want to be late for our first day of school.
Whoa.
Yeah
Did my mom hook up the outfit or what?
That's pretty colorful dude.
Yeah, it's uber trendy and cool
Look, I just don't want to be a complete loser like I was in middle school. Okay?
Yeah, me neither
So I got a pair of these irresistible babies!
(laughing) Oh my god,those are hideous!
Okay, leather is super in style. My mom's magazine said so.
All right, whatever, let's just go. I don't want to be late.
Okay.
I just gotta get my sack lunch.
Sack lunch? Dude. We're going to high school, not preschool.
Did I say sack lunch?
I meant fanny pack lunch.
Oh, that's the bomb.
Mom, where's my sack lunch?
Sack lunch? Dude, you're going to high school, not preschool.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say sack lunch? I meant MAYBE
SOME FREAKING LUNCH,
MOM! You know I can't use the microwave.
Yeah, because you put your you-know-what in--
Mom, just-- could you
just make me some lunch or not?
Fine.
Hi-yah!
All right, high school, here we come.
Whoa. What's with the Hot Pocket sandwich?
It's my lunch.
Whoa.
It's hot.
No! You know what is hot? My frigging leather shorts. Let's go!
(beatboxing)
Unh, yeah, (rapping) going to school because we are cool.
(gasp) Oh my goodness. That is so irresistibly hot.
Could I get a picture?
Uh...
Yeah.
Here.
(camera clicks)
Thanks.
(girls giggle)
See? I told you these leather shorts were awesome.
I forgot my P.E. outfit.
There's P.E. in high school?
Dang, that is hot.
Uh...
Okay.
Mm! Hottest thing I've seen all week.
Blblblblblblbl.
Dude, I don't get it. Why does everyone think your shorts are cool? My outfit is uber cool.
Okay.
Stop trying to make "uber" a popular word.
Well, it's better than your word. What was it? "Swak"?
Uh, no.
It's swag, and I just need to get some annoying pop stars and start saying it, then it'll be huge.
Hey there.
Oh my God, it's Rachel Carver, the hottest girl in our class.
How the hell is she a freshman? She looks like she's 24.
Shut up!
That is so
hot.
Huh, I don't know if you remember me, but my name is Ian.
We went to school.
I can't believe that is so freaking hot.
Oh, thanks.
It's something new I'm trying. A lot of people seem to like it.
Can I have it?
Have... it?
Uh...
Yeah, sure. Yeah. Wha-- wha-- what are you doing?
Mm!
Still hot. Thanks, guy.
Wait. What?
(sputters, laughs)
Everyone thought your Hot Pocket was hot, not your stupid shorts!
Shut up!
Hey, wait!
You know, I got more of those Hot Pockets back in my house if you want to, like, hang out or something.
Sure, hot stuff.
Wait, that didn't happen that way.
Yeah, it did.
No.
I remember what happened after she ate your hot pocket, and it went nothing like that.
Thanks, guy.
What?
(two men laughing) Look at that idiot's shorts!
(laughing) Blblblblbl...
(two girls laughing) Those shorts are so freaking ugly!
(Rachel Carver and Ian's mom laughing)
(Ian sobbing)
(Anthony laughing)
(sobbing) Why, Mom?
Best first day of school ever.
I hate you so much!
Meow!
Oh, look, the video loaded.
I'm a kitty!
Meow. Meow.
Give me some yarn. I want to play. I'm a kitty.
Meow.
Wow, that was creepy.
Shut up! I worked really hard on this!
(Ian crying) You suck!
To see bloopers and some sweet dancing moves, click the link in the description below!
That's funny.
Hey, thanks for subscribing, guys. Uh, you think my leather shorts are cool, right?
(crickets chirping)
Shut up!
(sobbing)