[audience applause]
- Oh, my girls, however long you may live,
I never can wish you a greater happiness than this.
There!
All finished!
I will call it Little Women,
and I, Jo March, of the March family,
will be a published author.
[knocking]
[gasping]
Amy!
My dearest sister!
And Laurie, my dearest male friend!
What a wonderful surprise!
What are you going here?
- Oh, my dear Jo, while we were in Europe,
I proposed to your sister Amy.
Isn't it grand, Jo?
We are to be married.
- Ohhhhhhh!
So you propose to me first
and then you propose to Amy?
My sister Amy?
- Ahh-ohhhhh.
- Yes, Amy, just so you know,
I did propose to Jo first,
but that was a long time ago!
Months!
Months, probably.
- [squealing] Ahhh-ohhhhh.
- You two are fine with this, right?
- [squealing] Ahhhh-ohhhh.
[nasally] We're fine with it.
[knocking]
- Oh, the other door!
[gasping]
- Jo!
Amy!
Laurie!
What a surprise!
- Meg!
Laurie and I are to marry, but apparently,
he proposed to Jo first, our other sister.
To clarify, Laurie proposed to me, Jo,
but I turned him down,
and so then━ [laughing silently]
he proposed to Amy.
Yeah, our other sister.
[laughing]
- [squealing] Ahhhh-ohhh!
All I'm gonna say is that my husband only proposed
to one person in this room.
Ha ha!
Little joke!
[knocking]
- Oh!
The first door!
[audience laughter]
- Beth!
[Beth coughing violently]
Women: Oh!
- I'm sick.
Jo and Amy: Oh!
- Sweet Beth,
we came to tell you the news before you die.
- I'm dying?
- So Amy is to marry Laurie.
Isn't that nice, Beth?
Say it's nice.
- But didn't Laurie already propose to Jo first,
our other sister?
- Yes!
Apparently, yes!
- Ohhh.
This is an interesting turn of events,
that's all I'm going to say.
- Are you sure none of you have a problem with this?
'Cause it kind of feels like you do.
- [high-pitched] Nooooo!
- [clearing throat] Who else did you ask to marry?
- Just you...
two.
No other sisters were asked.
- [squealing] Ahhh-ohhhh!
Not good enough, huh?
[Beth coughing violently]
- Excuse me, I'm sick.
- Oh!
Oh!
Whoa!
[everyone exclaiming]
- Sweet Beth!
- No!
Now I'll never be able to ask her to marry me!
[audience laughter]
[nervous squealing laugh]
[audience applause]
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