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Consider yourself retarded!
Mario: (Falling)
SMG4: *Screams*
(One beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom...)
(Which video to do today???)
SMG4: (Growling furiously)
TOAD: dafaq?
MARIO: La la la mm mm hmmm...
La l-
FAT SHY GUY: GET IN MAH BELLEH! XD
too dumb...and impossible
MARIO: La la la mm mm hmmm...
La la...
(IT'S NAKED MARIO! XD)
(Giving birth?)
too weird.
La la la mm mm hmmm...
TOAD: THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!! DX
too overused
MARIO: Fuck it.
(Ded.)
SMG4: (yells) er..er...ER..ERRERERERERRRERRRERERERERRREREERE4ERER
SMG4: *angrish*
MARIO: (Growls) C'MON! HURRY UP ALREADY!
(Gasp)
MAMA!!
Starlow: You have to saaaaaaaaaaave da wurld
Young Link: NO!
Starlow: YOU BETTER FUCKIN' DO IT NOW! D:<
(Mushroom sound effect, then ANGRY TOAD! RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!)
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Luigi: Mario, can I talk to you about Toad for a second? Pls?
L: I...am scared. I am very scared. He is screaming into my ear. You know.. I-I hate my life.
M: (Gibberish that i cant understand)
TOAD: Ha ha ha ha!
YAAAAAY!
SMG4: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :9
MARIO: (Gibberish)
(Gibberish again)
OC Mario: (Laughs evilly)
(Pingas)
OLD MEN: YOU DARN KIDS GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
EDWARDO: WELL HELLOOOO???
MARIO: YOU KILLED-A MY BROTHER!
YOU SONS OF-A BITCHES!!!
(It's war!)
MARIO: You'll never take me alive!
You motherfu--
(dies from gunshots)
MARIO: BULLSHAT! (Gibberish)
(More gibberish)
TOAD: SPAGHETTTTIIIIIIIIIIII!!! (Looks like he had the idea already...)
(TOAD SCREAMS LIKE A FREAKING MANIC)
SMG4: JUST SHUT THE F*** UP !!! DX
(Elsewhere...)
MARIO: Hey, stinky!
Yahoo! Wahooo!
(Cries)
Mamma mia... :\
HOST: Hello, sir can I take your order? (Yes, please bring me lunch now.)
MARIO: Spaghetti! :D
HOST: Right... O_O
MARIO: Come on! Wahoo! (Gibberish)
A SMOSH PARODY!
(Panting) Mamaf***er! D:
No! (Gibberish) Super Mario!
Noooo...
Mamma mia...
Can I sing a song for you? (That would be nice. :D)
♪When the moon hits your eye♪
♪Like a big pizza pie♪
Bob-omb: My God...HEY!
Hey, you F***!
YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE! JESUS! DX
(Le middle finger. #FAKUUH) 🖕
(Screaming)
MARIO: Hey stinky!
(THUD! Is he dead?)
(No wait, I was wrong. He's alive. :D)
(Gibberish, then laugh)
SMG4: WHOA!
*CROWD OF ANGRY PEOPLE*
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!? DDD:
(That says Mario)
MARIO: (Gibberish, then giggling)
(More gibberish)
(Even more gibberish) Yipee! :D
So long, Gay Bowser!
SMG4: WHAT?!
Uh hey guys! It's Bowser.
Today, I'm gonna be playing Rock Simulator
Let's go ahead and...
Oh-o-Oh my God! Oh my God!
Look at the graphics on this game!
Look at that rock!
Best game! Best game 10/10!
OH My GAAAWW-
BOWSER: Surprise! (LAUGHS, COUGHS)
(Yells) THUD!
MARIO: Noooo... Mamma mia.
Game over. Mamma mia...
SMG4: Lord, please just give me a sign. Where are you going with this shit?
ANGEL: You just gotta believe in yourself! (I DO! :DDD)
MARIO: Hmm?
OLD MAN AS ANGEL (WAIT WHAT?!): Mario!
MARIO: (Screams)
(Gun fires, angel is ded)
AAAH! I'm trippin' ballz, man!
SMG4: GODDAMMIT!!! DDDXXX
YOUTUBER: Get that motherfucka!
ATTACK!
TOAD: Wahh! I got it!
MARIO: (Shouting)
(Mario's right, they're evil!)
Wahoo! BOING! Let's-a go!
Ha ha! (Now they can't get in! GENIUS!)
SMG4: I GOT THE POWER, BITCH! XD
MARIO: Lucky!
NO! (Screaming)
(Yeah, boiiiiiiiiii.) Created by SMG4
SMG4: It's raping time. >:D
MARIO: HOLY SHIT!
MARIO: You're getting seven across the ass!
(Humping)
DR. MARIO: You have aids!
DR. MARIO: Yes you have aids :D
MARIO: Oh shit! >:(
THE END!
OTHER YOUTUBER: That was a load of shit. >:(
DUDE: What the hell was that?!
(He loves it, and I love it! I give it 5 out of 5 stars.)
GUY: Fuck him up! D:<
MARIO: No!
SMG4: Oh, I'm coming! I dij-I'm done here!
I fulfilled my purpose...
I ain't need to see no more shit down here!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu-
Mario: WAAAAAaaaaa-
MARIO: Boy oh boy...
(Gibberish) Ha ha!
(And they both lived happily angrily ever after...)
(Growls) MAMAF***ER!
THANKS FOR WATCHING!
Captions by EXP - SMG4 fan! and MW123 and Damon English for Correction
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