hello and welcome back to another episode of
Sir Vey questions adventurers on their experiences as adventurers
the name is a work in progress
today we will be interviewing none other than the once high sorcerer Baradun of Baradun
and the d**kheads
Portal away
major image
let's welcome him in
and here he is
welcome Baradun
Sir Vey?
it's wonderful to see you
nice to see you again
we haven't seen each other since the the ethereal party
yes of course let's not talk about that
i know you were you were a little bit
you know was there was the uh god of drink there
and the ethereal chicks
so uh of course as your uh participation in this questionnaire sort of survey situation
oh survey Sir Vey that's my name
i just just put those together now
nice
fantastic anyway as part of your participation you'll be entered into a prize draw and then
you'll be sent back to uh the exact moment you came from with no recollection of uh what
went on here
oh no i'll remember
you probably will
um so give me your honest answers or i'll boil the blood in your veins
so uh firstly tell me about your adventuring party and your opinion of them
baradun and the d**kheads
yes Baradun and the d**kheads
yes no thank you very much for using the correct term for the adventuring party i do appreciate
that
oh you know the name kind of encapsulates it all
there is me baradun and three d**kheads
so about bodger for instance
well he's a bit of a meathead really to put it lightly
what does he offer
i mean brute strength is about it
there's nothing there's sometimes you talk and it goes in one ear and out the other
you know what i've realized
what
those frogs
they are little thiefs
yes Bodger this is the second time this is happened
well done Bodger you're a bit of an idiot
what about greg what does he bring to the team
well greg's a funny one i i don't understand why he's out adventuring
he he is a lowly garlic farmer and here he is tinkering on screwdrivers and making them
smell funny
what about greg's worth as a fellow spellcaster
You are good at jokes!
I couldn't even!
You are good at jokes. Oh goodness Sir Vey
greg that was the healing oh
that's empty
i'm so f**ked off with you right now greg
how about bob
well he is a fun one actually
bob is a crazy crazy man and he will do some crazy crazy s**t
yes
yes well i i i do enjoy his ability to really get into a battle
i mean he calls himself a rogue but he just gets in there
He gets right in there
like he sometimes gets in there
And then you climb inside
I climb inside like Luke Skywalker and explode from the inside out.
Lets do this puppy dog
so what does it feel like to be the most powerful child ever known to become the most powerful
high sorcerer ever known and then almost drown in a duck pond
oh yes that was that was all an act
basically i realized at that time that uh what would be soon to be my fellow adventuring
party
i needed them to think that i was humble and lowly like them
so i was oh
i've noticed that you're shite
and likewise when you got uh captured by frogs
again I see all these frogs around me
they've all got nets let's think that they've got the upper hand on me
and oh no i'm in the net
nice
as you may have noticed i got out of that net pretty quick
yes of course um so what does it feel like to no longer be high sorcerer
do you do you miss it what do you miss most
you know the thing i miss most is the people doting after me
i don't have people to i used to just be able to let go of my staff and someone would grab
it for me
or i used to just literally lie in a chair and people would wash my body which was quite
nice
but now of course i have to do all those things myself
your powers seem to be returning gradually is there any particular power you're looking
forward to uh getting back
oh there is a lot one i am looking forward to which i haven't had the ability to do for
a while is to portal away
PORTAL AWAY
Baradun is covered in duck poop
Completely
You alright there mate?
Not so good
so i would like that ability that would be good
and also there's nothing quite like looking across a distant landscape and bringing down
a meteor swarm
yes or a not so distant landscape as the case may be
yes
you just see that the the oh the sky opens up and
4 massive meteors just stream out of the sky
Not 100% to be honest
the last time you used that spell was uh in the company of your good friend Leithil
oh great friend
besties i might say
oh look at us brothers of the weave
no
we're gonna be such good friends
no i'm your enemy
ah yes imagine me as high sorcerer you as other high sorcerer
that's not how it works
i'm going to i oh
out in the gardens of Karlebor
if i was allowed to kill you you'd be dead
so would you say that there are others at the order of the weave with whom you're close
oh yes everyone at the order of the weave loves me
hey master Padric
remember this guy Baradun
you're the best guy
okay for the love of god tell me why am i your ticket home
because if i take you back to Leithil he might forgive me
they all they literally praise me there
it is absolutely fantastic i'm i'm besties with all of them
do you think that your luck with people is tied to your luck with gambling for instance
do you have any tips for gamblers
yes so what you need to do when you're gambling is put your money down on the table
and then they give you more money back
right
hmm
we're almost out of time i'm afraid um
what's been your favorite adventure or quest
you know my favorite quest with adventurers is when i get to go to the end of time in
the edge of reality with them
and we have to help destroy the monster at the end of time and put an end to schemes
and how about low level what's your favorite low-level quest
hmm well i guess my favorite low-level quest would be going into a glacier and absolutely
decimating a frost giant
yes
like he was so tall and all of my other teammates were like oh he's gonna hurt us
and here i am just like fireball - major image
and of course you did most of the damage in that fight
i did nearly all of the damage
yeah
it was absolutely fantastic
Not Bodger. Bodger did no
oh no he was standing at his knees just going
well thank you for joining me here as part of your participation you'll be entered into
a prize draw uh is there any particular prize you would want
you know what i've been looking for
i would like a pet talking alligator about yay big
wonderful i'll take that into consideration
well that's all the time we have with Baradun
tune in next time as Sir Vey questions adventurers on things that they have done in their adventures
the name is still in the works
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